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Predictions for 2018 edition

I will have sex

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Want to go on a cocaine and ketamine binge

i will toil for another year.

Business idea: 500 post limits on Sup Forums

know a girl who's in to s&m

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DUDE

My virginity will grow back.

>Ask my mate whats the plan for tonight
>get no response
Ah yes 2018

not the hootenanny

never the hootenanny

might become a prostitute

drug addled mongs are on about their drugs again

>5'2" 8/10 qt that's 2 years younger than me wants to do a schoolgirl/daddy roleplay with me, who is 6'7" and built like a brick shithouse
>she already bought the costume
Lads. I don't know if I'm ready for this. It feels apostrophe as fuck

howling

Recommend me some British comedy series on Netflix lads

just got invited to two predrinks and a gaf party :)

Intelligent and handsome life choice

GOOD lad split her in half

You posted this in the last thread and nobody responded, bender nonce

>fat, short, manlet

I see no problem in me living in my parent's house forever

peep show

know a girl who's in to m&s

sue

The only drugs I take are diet Irn Bru and Pringles. Giving both up after tonight.

>brother's invited me out with him to a club
>exceedingly conscious i don't have any good clothes, my hair cut is shit and i haven't shaven in a hot while

you'll be ready when you're tearing her in half lad
maybe sneak a cheeky camera in

literally any of them, they're all comedy gold

Isn't on the German Netflix

know a girl who's into john lewis

Mao and Chiang, the original odd couple

It was a dead thread lad.

all men are nonces

@83709202

there is other ways to watch media apart from netflix
state of your pineal gland

was supposed to get my hair cut today but I woke up at 6 then fell back alseep till 1 and was too tired to get out of bed till 3

Call me a nonce again you paki, go on I dare you

Just name some mate

why doesnt everyone celebrate new year at the same time

post your odd fantasies lads

>want to have a study and be reading a newspaper in my reading chair when my son comes in and asks me how to get girls to like him, so I sit him on my lap and tell him

please be in adelaide

>clubbing

nobody cares, it's too dark and sweaty for anyone to notice your hair or clothes. If it were going to a bar i'd worry if I were you, but not clubbing

This. Why doesn't that slant eyed faggot just increase the post limits?

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>6'7" and built like a brick shithouse
dubious claim

vile nonce

So lads what are your Predictions for 2018?

>sit him on my lap
'on'e

Thanks for your input

The average boomer American thinks the MSN is anti Israel.

Because if anything ever happens on this shithole it takes 5 years of lobbying

business idea: 1000 post rolling sticky thread for /brit/

Hey aussie bro, I think this German guy just posted in an aussie accent. I reckon he's taking the piss. You gonna take that?

comma

Germany is shit, that's why. The absolute state of your tv show variety is sickening

what does one do at a club though.

chiang virg shek vs chad tse tung

>wanting to do absolutely anything but stay at home on /brit/ alone tonight

Must be pretty shit to be a pseudo-normie on NYE, having to force yourself to go to parties and shit. Glad I know what I am.

the IT crowd is inoffensive

aussies are LITERALLY living in 2018

Everyone always say that for some reason. Even in real life. Like, I'll be standing in front of a girl and her eyes will be at my belly button and she'll still doubt I'm as tall as I say. It's weird.

Stickies attract too much attention. The Eurovision threads are literally unreadable.

do people really go out for new years?

ew

feel up birds on the dance floor surreptitiously desu

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Listening to weird stuff lads

nonces are disgusting but gay nonces are genuinely vile and vomit inducing

apostrophe

i'm a fucking nigger

these potato wedges are a little dry

time to but out the ol' 'tchup

unironically went to the local fireworks lad

6'3 and i'm built like a fucking rake

If nobody even gives you a pity invite out for NYE then you're really a lost cause

i just stay at home with the family

keep the sticky at the bottom of the catalog

99% of nonces are gay/bi

Noted

Don't get the hate for ketchup. It may essentially just be sugar and vinegar but that's a winning combo imo

Digital is calling my name tonight lids

what's 2018 like

IT Crowd is great but very inconsistent. Half the episodes are hilarious and the other half are so-so. Father Ted (same writer: Linehan) is funny and more consistent, but I think I prefer IT Crowd overall. Season 1 of Black Books is also very funny.

either enjoy the dancing and grinding or spend your time in the corner trying to talk over loud music and nervously moving to the beat (but out of time) and asking friends if they want a drink because you're too self conscious to just let go and dance.

Try the former.

t. the latter

just sat in a waiting room with crying babies for two fucking hours
what the FUCK
ii'm so FUCKING pissed off right now

Feels pretty good tbqh

Is there anything more embarrassing than Iranian diaspora?

Just did my last poo of 2017.

ketchup's fine

it's just that silly old people like to have it with overdone beef

JF neighbours are playing very loud, very strange music. I'll just pretend they're mah pals.

>tfw I've gotten 2 (two) pity invites this year

my last poo of 2018 was a messy one

hate having to pretend to be a normie for things like new years.

>ahh yeah we're going to have a 'sick' night
*proceeds to drink expensive drinks, bop/stand around in a hot smelly crowded loud nightclub for 6 hours straight watching people miraculously pull girls and shit*

should have told off the mums

only doubles will get you laid

cant you get 4od, then you got tones of good stuff:
peep show
inbetweeners
it crowd

Also try find
blackadder
the young ones
fawlty towers

*forces you to take sleeping pills and laxatives*

ok

plan on pooing at the bells

there's hate for ketchup now?
prefer not to say

8.5 hours left in the uk I doubt it
You'll poo at least 3 more times I assure you

get

they were even more pissed off than me. it was a walk-in clinic and the wait for two fucking hours
TWO FUCKING HOURS JUST TO SEE SOME HALF-ASSED PSEUDO-DOCTOR

Ahahaha lad, just forget about pulling girls. Just have fun with your mates and scrap with the bouncers or any random cocky cunt