Meanwhile, in July 1914 Sup Forums

HAPPENING IN SARAJEVO

REPORTS OF SHOTS FIRED

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

>2 gunshots heard
>not 100+ dead
>its fucking nothing

nothing ever happens

Everything is fine

i'm s-sure of it

>implying anyone gives a fuck about this stupid archduke, I bet nobody will show up to his funeral.

So this Austrian bloke tried to join my art school. I told him to fuck off, he'll never amount to anything. What a cuck.

Nobody cares about the balkans.

A fucking eternal Anglo

Nothing will come of this.

just another false flag

I swear we had nothing to do with this.

Shouldn't have let those Serbian refugees in your borders

So what? People die everyday. This ain't gonna change that. Plus, nobody liked the man. Pic related.

Let's speak of interesting things instead : when will the Tsar of all Russias pay his debts?

>MAGA id

I trust you mr. merchant.


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Nobody is going to go to war over a shithole like Serbia. Well Germany might, but if they do, it'll blow over in a week.

I got kicked out of art school, and now this shit?

Good thing I'm homeless and I'll never get drafted.

Fucking jews are behind this though. It's always the Jews.

nice id schlomo

>ID mAGA
Wtf I love kikes now

*dismissing duma*

I'm sure the major powers of Europe will be able to prevent this from escalating into anything out of control!

Somebody photo-cap this.
1 week from now nobody will remember this happening.

GIVE ME MY WARSHIPS I PAID THE MONIES FOR RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

(mAGA)

Apparently some fucker shot the Archduke and his wife. It's probably those fucking Serbs with their Russian masters.

>major powers
Name a single major military power willing to back a backwards rogue state like Serbia.

Go on, I'll wait.

save me

I will send you the daguerreotype my good sir.

*tips top hat*

Like you Ottomans will dare do anything about it
>Sick man of Europe

Sup Forums is overreacting as usual. Nothing's gonna happen

Shit, thought it read 1944.

Weeee... the Ottomans are going to war with the anglos.

Haha filthy Roach, Balkan League just kicked your ass out of Europe. I'm sure you won't get involved in European affairs after your humiliation

I'm going to telegram Fritz about it! You'll see!

TURN ON BBC EVENING NEWS IN 3 HOURS

It's fucking nothing you stupid twit! Unless a politician is killed!

send the hot zionist spies to my bedchamber pls

Shut up you filthy mick and get your proles out of my country. You're almost as bad as the niggers(thank the good lord that we don't have them up North).

>filthy milthy
I'm sorry this thread is for countries that are ACTUALLY involved in WW1.

AUSTRIA BTFO.

We told him to assasinate the Archduke and he did it. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Dont get any ideas Roach. Your capital will be turned to rubble by the British Naval Fleet

>Ottoman Empire
>not the sick man of Europe
>relevant post-1700
Don't you have a few underage circassian girls to play with?

OOOOHHH

WADDUP FAGGOTS

Is that an Armenian behind you? How did I miss that one..

>when will the Tsar of all Russias pay his debts?

I sincerely hope none of those debts are owed to you.

HOLY FUCK GUYS, THERE ARE RIOTS HERE
IT'S HAPPENING

The fuck is that flag?

>Woodrow Wilson
>speaking of relevance

go fight spain over some caribbean islands giavur

FELSE FLAG

>Flag

Wait, where the hell are you from?

>Name a single major military power willing to back a backwards rogue state like Serbia.

The Russians? There are quite a lot of them...

RARE

That's poland mate

It's a mistake shows up when a poster is from East Germany or West Russia I think.

underrated

HOLY SHIT, IS THAT PICTURE YOU TOOK?

shut up, fezroach. nobody cares about your decrepit shithole of an >empire
I can't wait till the Russians kick the shit out of you and retake constantinople. Hopefully we can buy that from them too.

Just saw this handsome chap down at the Odeonplatz, i'm sure he'll be a grand painter one day.

Poland? Been a part of Russia for decades now!

>Poland
No such country exists.

literally less relevant then the Chinese. Anyways, Russia can't afford a buildup against the Austrians.

This is a non-happening.

What state are you in, my good countryman?

FUCK THE BOCHES

FUCK THE BOCHES

FUCK THE BOCHES

FUCK THE BOCHES

>Russians

Kek, even we could beat them! TENNŌ HEIKA BANZAI!

>It's happening in Europe and I'm safe on the other side of the planet

Feels good man

(This still applies)

this is a non happening nobody will go to war for this. And certainly not this country.

Looks like the Euros are about to kick the shit out of each other yet again. Sorry we're busy, maybe we'll be along in 1917 if you fags are lucky.

Dude give it up, you're never getting Elsass back. Not after Napoleon III screwed up your country like that.

Didn't ya fuckers do some history? It may not exist now but gods fuck me it existed.

>France
Literally the easiest women on the planet. Only took 4 dates to get one in the sack.

I have a bad feeling about these ants. They're not like the mainland kind.

R A R E
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Fucking serbs did it again

Maybe if Roosevelt was president. Wilson promised to keep you guys out of foreign wars.

BOUW EEN MUUR

BUILD A WALL

GUERILLA TACTICS NOW, WE FIGHT ON BOTH FRONTS

they'll be so destabilized they'll finally leave us alone and stop stealing our glorious production!

we're better off WITHOUT THE AUSTRIANS!

>losers on Sup Forums roleplaying

Embarrassing

Sage

What the fuck. Wasn't the Austro-Hungarian Archduke on a visit there or something? Oh god I hope this doesn't escalate.

inb4 Serbshit

#NotAllSerbs

gib independence

Initial reports state the madman known as Samir Haidevic is the bloody shooter.

I'm sure it's the fucking frogs who are behind this, they've been trying to get back at us for forty years now.

After all the money we loaned them, they better be able to modernise their fucking army.

40 years of revanchism and military build up, the Russians sustained by our money on our side to throw men at the Germans, we're ready.

I doubt the Boches will do something stupid like that would force the Rosbifs into this war, like invade Belgium or something, but we have their tacit support anyway.

TANKS IN 30 FORTNIGHTS

hey guys I found a weird frog, can you help me

I hope the eternal Anglo doesn't use this as an excuse to start a large war.

Guys, it's getting scary, I just took this pic ten minutes ago

WTF GERMANY

#pray4austria-hungary

> Leftist cunt has been removed, it's fucking happening

GUY GUYS

ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENNG

Good grief, why are you wasting your time talking about some faraway country no one has ever heard of. Have you actually gone outside these past few months? There are women, and I question that dubious labeling of them, clamoring to be considered the equal of a man!

Why, one of them tried to lay hands on the King's person himself! Outrageous!

Mexico you have some explaining to do.

Fucking Princip, he always manages to get away !

rev up that gullasch production boys

kek'd

Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine, et malgré tout nous resterons français !

What have you done, little Serbia?

Canadian education

> Never heard of Austria-Hungary

Why did we ally you again?
And where are the Austrians?

kek I bet he thinks he'll achieve something in life

Fugggg

You just ruined the continent. Well done, faggot.

Heh, I bet you're not even japanese, just some potuguese missionary or something, Adriano-kun

What a hoax
>shooting