ITT: We try to predict the biggest happening in the Rio Olympics

Will Lord Kek grant us any fun happenings?
I'd go for the Good Old Religion of Peace! Praise Kek!

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Bombings day 1

>40+ casualties

Can't argue with those dubs

Nothing will happen.

Nothing ever happens.

Stadium collapses during the opening ceremony.
30000+ dead.

Religion of peace will attack

KEK
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There won't be any deaths that day because it won't be a traditional bomb. It will be a 'zika bomb' and will infect the thousands of people in the stadium.

China gets loads of medals.
Tourists get their stuff stolen.
That's all.

shit collapse no terrorists involved
1000+ dead

zika chan comes out from the shadows and becomes one with everyone who swims in the garbage lake rio is calling a "pool"

Fuckin hell I would laugh myself to death if that happened.

Zika will spread and ebola somehow makes an appearance.

9 months after, degenerate zika babies will be born all over the Earth.

Just Zika

1) Zika outbreak
2) DESH dirty bomb
3) Clinton fart

Causalities ~10k, doubling in a week.

Bolsonaro getting assassinated by the Workers' Party
They will make it look like ISIS did it though

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Dumb fat white middle aged white broads from various countries will suddenly all have Brazilian fiancées that they ship home who en masse leave them exactly 1 day after getting their permanent residency in new home with all expenses paid.

>Will Lord Kek grant us any fun happenings?
Kust petty thievery performed by shitskins, nothing more.

Sorry to disappoint you, but nothing interesting will happen.

Chinese athlete got robbed day one and there was a fire in olympic village that resulted in aussies getting robbed.

He wasn't Chinese he was from New Zealand, oh wait-

Lol im just going off what msn said

The olympics is a landmark of international brotherhood. I hope nothing bad happens famiglia.

I hope everyone dies but the horses.

Everybody contracts Zika
Some tourists (eventually athletes) get murdered in the street.
Protests
The roof of the stadium collapses causing 40k+ deaths

N.no Japan why??

Everybody gets sick, that's guarantee.
Also agree on the bombings, but not day 1. It will be at 3rd day
Some athletes get mugged