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taytay edition

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was blacked

tay tay is a whore

>or when they all left the club whilst you were taking a piss without telling you
this genuinely happened and we were out with a group of lads and girls and I just turned around and they had all gone

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willy is hard after dancing near a bumbum at the club

Stop being an easy target then retard

JEAN-FRANCOIS GARIEPY IS OUR GUY

DESTINY CP KEKS BLOWN THE BTFO OUT

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k-kangz?

i'm not making this shit up lad.

>when your mates come over to your house and literally start scratching around in the fridge without your permission

>when you go to their house and they literally just give you a cup of water and nothing else.

Very insightful post on the nature of banter encapsulated within a humorous shitpost

Quality /brit/ content

(Hatted my own post so you don't have to xx)

nonce

what

>you
I'm English.

wew

fuck off you normie cunt, I didn't even want to go out that night they came and said COME OUT COME OUT and I was like Ok and then they fucking abandoned me like 1 hour in and went home miles away from where anyone lives

nyet

queens

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is this how girls react when you're not unattractive and you interact wih them?

still in milan?

HAPPY NEW YEAR THAILAD
HAPPY NEW YEAR DR. NASSIM "ALAN" DEHOUCHE

to be alone on the eve of a new year

flat as

grug think of world outside cave
make grug head hurt
grug angry grug hit grugina with rock
grug not think no more

Get new mates that don't treat you like shit then? Simple really

*blocks your path*

You know what destiny did right?

>just get new mates

love normie advice

Business idea: make the ethostate with roads of water so only people with a boat or people who can swim (wink wink, wypipo) can get by

our leaders are useless and are too slow to do anything
we get it from the brits
if we were german we'd be the most powerful country on earth lol

i dont know why guests feel the need to touch and explore everything u have constantly end up fretting about what they doing

Beginning of 2017

>had a good circle of friends
>chatting to a proto-gf
>applying for medical school

End of 2017
>no friends
>broke up with my gf
>failed to get into medical school, working for minimum wage

Only way is up lads haha

business idea: land bridge connecting australia with tasmania

cool guy

normie btfo

I'm 19 and still live with my parents

I don't hang out with any of them anymore (although they chose to cut me out not that I had a chance to cut them out LOL) but now i just do nothing and never go out so it's from a loss to a loss

and kinda this altho not as bad as u as i never ha

you now UNIRONICALLY remember Gogs

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why they'll even suck anything you give them

>its the mates do a dine and dash on one of their birthdays episodes
>its a you didn't get the memo so a bunch of angry chinese waiters are trying to get you to pay £250

ah yes. friendship

If you're the banter boy from last thread I honestly think you might just be better off with no mates

Same 2017 been a dreadful year for myself on well onwards and upwards!

Business idea: just turn australia into taiwan with kangaroos

bayshore route 2: commodore boogaloo

maybe you should apply again haha

>shave
>st helens mint julep mask, 10 minutes
>wash off
>wash with cetaphil cleanser
>dry with microfibre cloth
>paula's choice resist vitain C on the ol' eyebags
>paula's choice gel moisturizer with niacimide for that matte, youthful look
>bit of vaseline on the ol' lips

skincare routine for tonight done lads, clothes are ironed, just gotta get dressed and put the aftershave on

big deal

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me n the daughter

Quality prank. As long as she's falling for it because she's drunk, not mentally handicapped.

comma

janny

was still in fucking school at 19 because i had to skip a year due to medical reasons

too scared to watch this because I get the vibe something bad will happen

someone please transcribe it

wheens on fire

burnin down the roooooooad

being spoken to by a sub 7/10 is a grave insult to a female

love pbf

>literally imagining some runt from /brit/ trying a trick like this and having the girl literally just blank him whilst he desperately tries to pass her a screwdriver or something

creasing please lads, if you're not attractive don't try this shit

I literally am. Got interviews in 3 days.

very concerning post

If you were German the USA would've wiped you out in WW2.

>when you think there isn't much difference between the name brand tendies and the generic ones

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

18 year old daughter, sweety

alri pat bateman

calm down there, it's new year's eve, no need to be this worked up.

good luck x

why not both

>when some random runt starts beating you up at the club and your mates start joining in and beating you too and you go home with some missing teeth

banter

dont care

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Doing a watch

Screaming, you poor unfortunate soul

I'm a race realist

>wanting to be near a guy who brings a shank to a night out

hmm no thanks

that'll all be ruined when ur bf spaffs on your face

BASED
A
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E
D

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aw man, you didn't get in? maybe next time

Is that shoplyfter?

I'm a race fantasist

it's a "when your mate slaps some girls arse and then when the lads she with comes over says it was you and runs out of there while u get smashed" episode

do not pay money for danganronpa

any other lads had the following happen to them: your mates crash a car drunk and they all tell the police that you were the one driving even though you weren't and you go along with it to protect your friendship with them

>our leaders are useless and are too slow to do anything
>we get it from the brits
>if we were german we'd be the most powerful country on earth lol

kinda sad, we sit here and piss litres of water down the sink, and these guys are drinking parasite laden rainwater, bet 3 of those won't even live until 12 years old

i'm a clas realist

seemingly incapable of winning an FTL run without flak

turns out i added up my crypto portfolio wrong and miscounted my holdings

so instead of making a $20 profit in 3 days ive actually made a $10 loss haha waheyy

glad I don't have friends

>dude u dont need high speed rail just fly lol
gotta love being crammed into cattle class planes for the premium™ travel experience

Haha, knocked some hat off this guy in a club and pointed at my mate when he turned around. He got a right hook in the face, he took it like a champ though and I started throwing back

Banter.

sounds like your friends are chads and you're the virgin

imagine all the xenoestrogens in that
wouldn't drink it if i were dying

yeah mate? haha cool, 'scuse me a sec

*walks off to talk to anyone else and purposefully avoids you the rest of the night*

>w-women are smarter than men!!!1

Wow you're a fucking scummy cunt normie. Gtfo

german efficient is a meme

i don't anymore either, once they begged me to let them stay at mine and absolutely trashed the place while I slept upstairs and then just left and said it wasn't a big deal

Really doubt anything of this nature happened

not a very nice post, will be reporting this

when your mates make you sneak the bottle of hennessy into the club on jock and the bouncer sees you and stops you from getting in but the rest of your mates just cut their losses and carry on with their night.