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brit /masssuicide2018/ when? edition

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love normie advice

>just be yourself
>get some mates
>just go with the flow
>talk to her

it is like a medical level of delusion arising from some sort of lobotomy.

monkey needs a hug

listening to future funk

the paki journalist chick off the first black mirror episode is qt

did this every other week when i was 19-23 years old, just made me feel progressively more miserable

anyone else getting absolutely poo niggered tonight???

*punts you out the window with my foot*
fuck off monkey

Need cheap and effective suicide methods for immediate disposal of my consciousness

What are your 2019 predictions Lads?

Had crippingly social anxiety so bad that I couldn't even speak to my family when I was younger but now I'm not. All of this normie advice is absolutely legitimate mate.

errrr why the racism mate?

Gonna hit the shops in a bit to get some bevvies for the new years shitpost?

Any recommendations?

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>just relax
OH JUST RELAX??!! THANKS VERY MUCH I'LL JUST FUCKING RELAX THEN WOW THAT WORKED TWAT

Erm guys can we please talk a little bit about the things that I want to talk about? Please?

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>2018
i can feel it
idk whether it feels good or not tho

At dawn
The voices call me
From the skies
They call me

this is why you'll never stop being a weird loser, you don't WANT to be helped

anxious people overthink everything

it's not even advice

blue wkd

can't wait for 2019
very aesthetic looking year

love YUNG BAE
best artist of the millenia

i think it hsould be a bannable offence to be on /brit/ and have a girlfriend or not be a virgin

>Tfw a fully blown normie who will have sex tonight but pretending to be a cynical abnormie to ruin other people's nights.

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huge hail fall out of nowhere. wew
wasn't even that cold today

only the 2nd one is hard
other 3 you could do right now

Whos on the yokes tonight lads

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oi oi gypsy boiiii gonna have some wee minter on my cock

Gonna ask her out again in February even though I know it's a terrible idea but now I'm actually not as invested so even when she says no, i'll be okay with it

Girls use to diss me

Now they write letters cos they miss me

Shit up /brit/ with early new threads and leftypol shite and I'll not only show how to do it, I'll convince you it's the best course of action.

>ITS YOU'RE FAULT YOU'RE ANXIOUS JUST GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE STOP CHOOSING TO BE THIS WAY

the normie is a deranged animal

Yes it is. It's like "dont put your hand in the fire".

nice couplet u shud be a rapper

/Oneitis 2018/ is fucking ON lads

>joined a gym and signed up for spinning class


its just going to be full of 40+ lardasses, isn't it?

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just relax and enjoy yourself

no it's actually not like that at all

>YOU AREN'T CONFIDENT? JUST BE MORE CONFIDENT THEN

do normies actually think they're clever for saying this shit?

the absolute state of that bra

they're right though
you're purposefully choosing to not grow up

yeah it is

dont put your hand in the fire
dont jump off the cliff
dont be shy

u mad?

have stuff to do

Stopped going to /r9k/ when I realized mental illness is contagious too

Ahhhh, last sip of the year

Nah mate it'll be full of fit birds. Not even joking.

grow up, relax, and kill it bro

Best beer?

New year's resolution: give up my crippling depression and anxiety

Smooth running of my destiny
A sorrowful night, and the soul's shine.
Lunar light, and May showers
From the skies.

duvel

>ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BEING ABNORMIE JUST BE A NORMIE LIKE ME
>JUST DO IT

are normies genuinely mentally sick in the head. this is some kind of mania that they keep yelling nonsense at people.

Why are brits such cucks?

It's literally true though. I did it myself.

new year's resolution: do the things that i've tried and failed to do for the past 25 years, it will be different this time, right?

My plan for NYE: Start wanking somewhere around 11:30 and keep it going through the new year.

Just need to decide what material my final and first wank of the year will be.

used to work in a bar
I do not envy anyone working today

anyone watching fraiser reruns tonight?

galereux

>HEY DUDE I USED TO BE LIKE YOU THEN I STARTED JUST MAGICALLY BEING A NORMIE YOU CAN DO IT TOO JUST BELIEVE IN MAGIC

I've heard more coherence from gurgling invalids than from you normie runts.

new year's resolution: finally just be myself

Thinking about taking up a foreign language class to meet a few new people. Thoughts lads?

ahh yes the aspie's are having a meltdown on nye because it takes them until the end of a year to realise how much of an unsalvageable fuck up they are.

grim.

I think it's like normie virtue signalling.
>i can help you solve that problem because i am completely above and beyond that problem
>here's how you do it: be like me

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beer is unironically the soy drink

>normies
you are normal, just under developed. you want to be not normal because that makes you different, gives you a reason not to try. you will grow out of it though, or wallow in a well of misery you dug for yourself.

fucked it

>have FWB who fancies me (though loosely said I can sleep w/ other girls)
>sleep with another girl over christmas
>weird rash at the base of my penis
>FWB back in town tonight, probably going to want to fuck

I'm done for lads

I'm not a normie
teenage anxiety is literally just something you're meant to get over as you grow up and mature
or are you one of those weird 27+ virginmen who are so stuck in their rut-hole that they're too mentally ill to escape?

sort yourself out

>just be yourself
meaningless phrase, not advice
>get some mates
how? if you have none to begin with its obviously something you have trouble with
>just go with the flow
meaningless phrase
>talk to her
about what?

I have heard that people who work in bars often sneak drinks all night and end up quite drunk

is this true?

>>just be yourself
>meaningless phrase, not advice
of course it's advice. is this some kind of shitpost?

i wouldn't do it if meeting new people is the only reason because you're setting yourself up for disappointment, but learning languages is fun and rewarding so i would say go for it

Let's face it, the robot mostly suffers from one thing : a sheltered lifestyle, away from all social obligations and conventions.
More than normies, he despises people putting in effort to interact with each others.
Used to think this was sad, but really, it's despicable.

stop projecting maggot

>what were YOU doing at midnight user?
>*blushes*

It's not my job to do everything for you for fuck sake. Talk about something you like, if they like it too, then you're golden. If they don't, ask them a question about themselves.

This works for literally every single human being.

fake it till you make it, the real redpill is realising that most people are frauds

>LETS BULLY THEM THAT WILL SHOW THEM

this is the benevolence of the normie scourge? they're happy to give faux-advice but as soon as you point out it doesn't work they immediately switch to insults.

Good idea, make sure to choose a language you're interested in, otherwise you'll give up when the going gets tough(and the going DOES get tough)

t. knower

my sister goes to these sort of things, reckon a lot of girls do

new year
new ways i find for me to be miserable

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Hoчь пeчaль и блecк дyши
Лyнный cвeт и мaйcкий дoждь
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Well another reason was because I have a very basic level of french and thought, fuck it may as well build upon it

I never did and I don't think anyone I worked with ever did
might be a different case elsewhere though

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genuine contender for one of the worst posts of the year and it's not even from an american

All I did was pretend to confident and emulate what confident people did.

get your head checked bud

Why do you keep saying magic? It was will. I decided to stop letting myself get held back by all of the possible ways things could go wrong and instead was motivated by all the possible ways things could go right.

Sure, she might say no and it'll be embarrassing. But she might say yes, and you could've just met your future wife. Sure she might dip away from the kiss, but she might not and you get to kiss her.

font

Dealer just sent out a whatsapp saying to use text not whatsapp

Now why would he do that? Text isn't encrypted desu

why does fibre always collect in lumps under neath the foreskin

how does it get in there
how does it lump together?

might not be the best idea, did this before (not to meet people though) and it was literally me and a bunch of middle aged women

that's why you got to just be yourself. people are generally more comfortable when they're themselves and not pretending to be something/someone else. people can pick up on that.

Learn your own language first.