How do you guys sit in a movie theater?

How do you guys sit in a movie theater?

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fuck me for being a retard, but I love these.

i can tell sum red assed dweeb made this

Both of these look horrible.

Can someone make a children's book about Kino culture?

How do you guys take a leak at the theater?

The walk one was funny, but this is just lame. Leave it to reddit to run a joke into the ground.

>Skinnyfat belly.
I hate it. I hate so much.

I have a friend who has never silenced his phone in a movie theater, nor has he let a phone call go unanswered. He constantly asks me questions during movies, even if it's my first time seeing the movie too.

Who the fuck makes these? Is it Quentin?

movie about Virgin Nerd who has to save earth from an invasion of Chads from space (aliens observe Earth tv and figure Chads are the dominate species and thus act like them to take over the planet)

can the Virigin save the day and get laid? (...no)

whoeber is trying to make this a meme is just rattled by how badly the virgin walk got them

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the virgin walk

>vibrates constantly to annoy people

i had no idea there were more than the walk and sit

its clearly the same guy

What seals the deal is the skinnyfat jiggling as he walks.

>Butt has never itched
ruined the realism for me

Oh my god the walk one already made me insecure enough. Pic related I had a friend take of me..

Right, that never happens on 4you. Also, fuck you for knowing the source is reddit. Now get the fuck out you normie piece of shit.

wew
You can always change. Pretend to be a character while you're walking. Walk like them, it'll become natural over time.
You could rock a David Byrne suit with your current walk, though

>to avoid accidental phone calls even though no one ever calls him

For some reason the only time people call me instead of text is when I'm at the goddamn cinema. It's like clockwork. They've even called me to check whether I ended up going to the cinema or not.

why would anyone want to slouch like that? it's very uncomfortable

>2008
>17 and awkward
>try emulating niko bellic's walk from grand theft auto IV
>do it for weeks feeling great and confident until mom notices and asks why I'm walking like a retard
>self esteem plummets and start walking awkwardly again

when you're a chad with 0% body fat. you can do anything, user.

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Why does your left arm look so weird?

>Pretend to be a character while you're walking.

I've tried getting that Raymond Gibbons moseying swagger down, but I think I'm just not lanky enough for it.

>try emulating niko bellic's walk from grand theft auto IV
>mom notices and asks why I'm walking like a retard

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>sleeping in the corner of the bed
How? Shit's uncomfortable as fuck, the only way to sleep is right by the very edge with a leg hanging off the side.

I can only suggest pretending your a battlemech when you walk around in public. your arms are laser cannons and you have reverse joint legs.

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>2007
>see manlet ginger kid underclassman at the movie rental store
>he sees us
>starts trying to walk like a BIG GUY with oranges under his armpits
>his dad looks at him
>"why are you walking like a guerilla?"
>call him monkey man for the rest of high school

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some guy on /bant/ i think

do seriously exist people named chad?

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>theater doesn't have cupholders

what kind of third world shit is this?

>your arms are laser cannons and you have reverse joint legs.

idk
It didn't work out for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=seRJw-MgNkY

not true-

the virgin seeks out cup-holder less seats out of politeness, because the floor is going to be cleaned anyway.

Chads use the bright red color of the coke cup to instinctively signal to others where there territory is - clearly extending beyond the bonds of a mere theater seat.

He kinda walks like xavier

More like the completely lack of discernible leg shape under the pants

>high school
>friend always walks with his hood on and his head down
>brushes people's shoulders on purpose
>sometimes moves them out of the way with his hand
>always pretends to stab someone when he approaches a group of friends
The Assassin's Creed fanbase is autistic.

>a guerilla

youtu.be/-ekfej_kmHQ?t=347

there are literally no armrests in the pic

>niggawitarocketlauncher

>2008
>walk down stairs two at a time like nico bellic
>2017
>still doing it

lo.... wheelbarrow o dicks... thhat tickles me fancy right welly well.... hehe

It's like a scientific cut-away. These are federally approved learning-aids.

Man fuck people who walk up or down stairs one at a time. Slow-ass fat motherfuckers.

This meme is so fucking stupid.
But the Chad with his hands on everyone's shoulder is making me cry from laughter.

Missing the chad getting the girls number mid-flick

>slow
have you seen nico take the stairs? you rotate your upper body 45 degrees and practically sidestep-sprint 2 stairs at a time. the method is fast and efficient and looks coolto me

>high school
>Assasins Creed
Now I feel old...

I was talking about people who slowly take one step at a time.

Stairs were made to be scaled quicker than a ladder, not to be crawled up.

>not pretending to attack your friends whenever you met them in the halls
>not shouting "think fast" and hovering your fist in front of their crotch

assassins creed came out in 2007. he could be like 29 years old, how fucking ancient are you?

what do you call a person who lives the NEET life but has a better than enough job for that kind of life?

>a guy was THIS ASSMAD about the virgin walk that he tried to make it a shitty meme

Japanese.

its clearly the same guy

you're clearly the OP

your legs look like they're on backwards

saved

to the fag doing these memes - why does chad look like a fucking fag?

are you from space

I think this meme is good but I have a criticism- every section on the left side is answered by a punch line on the right side. I think the writing could flow better if you weren't locked into that convention.

Hi, Xavier

you look photoshopped in real life

>a chiropractor would die looking at his posture

How is it clearly the same guy? It's not difficult to mimic a shitty MS paint art style

That's why it's funny.

hahahahaha how can you be insecure about walking like nigga just start walking hahaha

I live like this but I really don't consume much food or clothes. What the fuck is their fucking problem?

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

they don't let us sit in the manlet pit
it's not fair

More of these?

>hands on shoulders

>"The Chad Sprinkle"

Most Chads are closet gays or bi.

Me too but I fucking love eating

>mfw eat a shit ton and don't do anything but I still don't gain weight
and most my fat is on my thighs for whatever reason

>most my fat is on my thighs

>try emulating niko bellic's walk from grand theft auto IV
Doesn't he trip over nothing frequently because of the meme physics engine?

no, only when he's hit by a car he does an exaggerated stumble

here's the walk for anyone wondering youtube.com/watch?v=h74P927uVho

You look like a skinchanger trying to emulate human locomotion. Why are your arms dangling in front of you like that? You look half zombie. Your legs are just off. Why is the extended one so straight? How stiff is your movement?

>You look like a skinchanger trying to emulate human locomotion

XDDD EBIC REACTION IMAGE :]]

ayy lmao

;)

Ahaha Xd good one :p xP

>You look like a skinchanger trying to emulate human locomotion

Holy fuck the autists are really just skinchangers waiting to strike

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Lol I look exactly like the virgin dude when I was 20 funny enough I turned into micro chad in my late 20s then went back to an older version of that and I've gotten laid a lot during my mini chadding days and just felt bad about how whores will chat you up if you have a hint of muscles .

>wearing blue jeans with a black shirt
fucking nerdcore

gay is the real alpha, bruh. not messing around with sluts, forming a deep bond with another one of god's chosen.

this
I always imagine myself walking like pic related
Its entertaining and makes me feel like I'll kill someone

that's the chad walk user