>Wake up today >Look at $700 iPhone >CNN: It's over for Drumpf today >Oh boy, it's finally the big day >Double Bonus > $750 paycheck finally hit >Pay interest on student loans >Still $80k in debt for gender studies >Drop off $700 rent check 8 days late >Call off work at coffee shop >Gotta go see Comey ruin Drumpf! >Bike down to the local bar >They're having specials >$5 PBRs >Testimony Starts >Lorreta Lynch? >Bet they're gonna talk about the grandkids >Told FBI to call it a "matter?!?!?" >Log into Huffpo >Okay cool, they still say Drumpf is done >They've never been wrong >Ha! Bet they never catch that leaker. >What?!? Comey is a shitbag leaker?!? >Guys??? It's still over for Drumpf, right? >"Trump not under FBI investigation" >This can't be happening again! >"NYT had it all wrong". >But I just renewed my subscription! >Get text from Share Blue >$.07/post tonight >"Comey did really well today" >"Definitely over for Trump" >I'm resisting! >Maybe not today, but someday I'll get ahead >Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.
This was somebody's day today.
Ayden Bell
I-I saw th post u made on Sup Forums earlier about lynch and Kubrick.... it was nice I see the contamination going the other way for a change...
Samuel Kelly
try Sup Forums buddy no one here gives a shit you are triggered perpetually 24/7 by liberals and need an outlet to vent
Angel Lewis
>he says on an anonymous anime image board
yeah you showed em
Jeremiah Jackson
Why are liberals so fucking pathetic?
Dylan Mitchell
Russian intelligence started a psy-op on anonymous social media years ago to divide Americans against each other and influence public opinion with the intent to allow them to manipulate the outcome of our elections. If you still can't see it you're blind.
Connor Gonzalez
I trolled against Hilary in the great meme war on this very site...should I be impeached???
Ryder Russell
thank you sharia blue
Christopher Brown
gay blue it was you
Asher Mitchell
>Hillary mentioned six posts in
HALF A YEAR LATER
OBSESSED
Samuel Powell
>being this angry about losing an election
Benjamin Fisher
>if youre against gloablism then you must be working with the russians
Liam Sanchez
t. triggered libnigger
Ethan Hill
This is unironically the best thread on Sup Forums right now.
Joshua Morris
>tfw don't even feel sorry for her what an complete piece of shit 2bh
Christopher Taylor
>Tfw you wanted to have a comfy time at the cofee shop >Tfw today was the day you would actually start working again on the screenplay you started 4 years ago >Tfw suddendly it got filled with kids and they are tense as fuck and seemingly randomly gasping for some reason >It's about a rockstar retiring or some shit >Tfw too shy to ask the crowd to move so i can't leave send help bros.
Evan Powell
>They actually thought Trump was going down
Dylan Murphy
You made it through that whole post without saying Drumph. Good job, hipster.
Cooper Sullivan
Until we stop giving womyn the privilege to vote the country will remain a joke
Dominic Ross
So much Russia in this thread
Grayson Richardson
They're bored because they expected a big flashing sign saying that Trump's been deposed and has to give all his money to Refugees
Jose Cooper
That's a bar, not a coffee shop. But, I feel you. Those faggots might as well be sipping Lattes.
Eli Mitchell
>Comey commits perjury on live television
The ride keeps getting better
Ian Nguyen
Я дeлaю бecплaтнo
Cameron Moore
It's amazing to see how so many of them have such little knowledge of how government works.
Isaac Campbell
And this was somebody's face today.
Austin Cooper
Kurwa!
Justin White
>screencapped for the accuracy
Hunter Torres
don't talk shit about PBR
Gavin Clark
>Worldwide known hacker "Sup Forums" confirmed for russian agent: Ties with T***p confirmed?
Grayson Martinez
That's because they think the government is boring, and their worldview is literally shaped by Late-night Clowns
Landon Adams
Nobody knows what all of this means. No one, not yet
Isaac Turner
...
Joseph Hernandez
THIS! Bernie can still take it home!
Owen Wilson
What's it like being a liberal in 2017? is the suffering really as bad as some make it?