J U S T

J U S T

Other urls found in this thread:

rottentomatoes.com/m/the_mummy_2017
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>96% want to see
So the people that actually matter to its profitability want to see it.

Who cares anyway? Fuck Hollywood, the sooner they go bankrupt the better.

People like to see TC get beat to shit. This was a fun movie.
8/10

#notmymummy

>6 years older than Brendan Fraser
>trying to be a young Brendan Fraser

Wow just another FUN movie with a disconnect with the CRITICS!

.

LITTY
I
T
T
Y

That thing is always in the 90's

>No consensus yet
There's a reason they say this, you need a certain number of votes for the result to be statistically significant. Imagine they have 1 vote and its 100%, does that mean it's amazing?

That's an old cap.

There are over one hundred reviews now. It's shit.

rottentomatoes.com/m/the_mummy_2017

>equating rotten tomatoes rating with profitability

Notmymummy

At least Tom's net worth isn't in the negative.

This.

...

Shut up.

Where's the webm of Brendan doing that retarded clap of his?

Can we talk about how great the first mummy was?

heheheh

Has Tom gone to the barber's yet?

Is it a RAUNCHY R-18 HORROR FLICK where we get to see Tom Cruise's penis?

One of the best.

On par with the likes of Indiana Jones and Romancing the Stone.

>irrelevanttomatoes

J U S T

Just for you and this thread my man.

Forgot the image

lel

How old is brenden drainer now? Like 50?

...wait, people thought this WASN'T going to be terrible? It's looked like hot garbage from the first teaser trailer.

Nice one, saved.

That poor man's hair is fading.

should have had a strong womyn lead. men are over.

> Yfw you find out that Fraser turned down the role because he knew it would fail

What is Scientologist hair magic?

Thanks, my fellow fraserhead.

I told you to shut up.

Why the hell can't Universal and Warner Bros figure out how to make a cinematic universe? What exactly are they not understanding? Is it because they think people care more about continuity than quality?

But I work here :(

I honestly think that casting Brendan in this would have saved the movie, a lot of people outside the US like and remember him from the past Mummy movies, and im not talking about giving him Cruise's role, just cast Brendan as an ally or maybe cast Tom as the villain.

You didn't even see the movie.

fucking kek. Based Brendan

>thinking they could make something better than the best fraserkino
they were JUST before they even started

They didn't try to remake the light hearted action adventure Mummy movies. They were basing this movie on the classic universal horror mummy movies.

Another classic example of a studio trying to kickstart a shared-universe franchise rather than just making a fucking enjoyable movie.

Seeing this tank and having 24:Legacy get cancelled in the space of a few days fills me with an endless joy.

AAAAAHHHHHH.

AAAAAHHHHHH.

....AHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I'm disappointed in based Cruise for thinking this movie had a chance. He should have told his agent to fuck off.

Dude this is mummy waifu kino. Watch it for the great cutie mummy waifu.

This place is full of obnoxious plebs these days

based

fuck off retard

So anyone knows if the movie is good or not?

So does the mummy want to bone Cruse?

Let's list all of the failed cinematic universes that died before the first movie even came out this year:
King Arthur
Baywatch
The Mummy

> mfw Universal thought a "Universal Monsters cinematic universe" was a good idea

topped only by Sony's scrapped (?) plans for a Spider-Man CU including an Aunt May standalone movie

It's so entertaining, beni is one of the best anti heroes

> Aunt May standalone movie
No fucking way.

It is but they should have just kept going with Dracula Untold

LOOKS LIKE SJW FAGGOTS ARE JUST SHITTING ON EVERYTHING WITH A CIS WHITE MALE IN THE LEAD.

FUCK ROTTEN TOMATOES

Warner Bros has a financially successful cinematic universe. All the other studios would gladly make films that were critically trashed if they made money

...

It could have been if they made it low budget and R rated. Going after the Marvel bucks is a fools errand

KINO
I
N
O

I like Cruise but just looking at the trailer you know it will be crap

...

So you're telling me the original is twice as good? Cruise BTFO

>Brendan not the MC
Of course it's shit

this is exactly why it needed to fail.

They got their priorities all wrong. Try making a good standalone movie first before this whole forced shared universe franchise nonsense.

The original did way better though.

Audience beat it by 3%. BRENDAN WINS AGAIN

>Sup Forums thought this was going to outscore Wonder Woman

Too many WHITE MALES, just like BvS.

If WW had crashed I guarantee you DC movies would start selling like shit.

>but it's undeniably fun to watch
your point?

>in theatres June 9

Why do Americans do this? I know you say the date the wrong way around but they aren't even saying 'June the 9th' just 'June 9'. 9 what?

Might as well say 'Toaster 67'

>even Britcucks agree that English is a stupidly complex language
>somehow we're idiots for trying to simplify it

If u a screen writter u can always find a job in comics

What else would "June 9" mean if not "the ninth of June?"

then write 'June 9th' voiceover should say 'June 9th'.

What's gained by saying June 9? It sounds retarded

Do Sony execs have brain damage?

No one ever actually says "June 9," when talking people always say "June 9th" or "May 10th" etc, it's just that when its written they sometimes just have the number.

It has begun.

who the fuck goes to a review site to tell people how they don't want to see a movie they presumably don't care about? of course that's going to be 95%+

Autism

>English is a stupidly complex language

it's not. Pic related is hard, this is the conjugation of the verb 'to play' in Polish

XD

...

Do you guys think there is a some kind of a curse of the Mummy, that makes its lead actors to become JUSTED?

Could Cruise be next?

>verb conjugations are hard!

Easiest part of learning any language.

you really want to take away theonly thing that makes Brenadan unique?

no one cares about your slavshit orc grunts

>English
>Complex
English is the easiest language right after Japanese and Korean mate, for fuck's sake retards who just speak English are the only people who'd find English complex

This movie was good saw it last night.

Any homages to the previous mummy movies (not just Fraser's), and did they give any hints about what the next movie monster will be?

honestly I don't remember any of the other movies haven't seen them recently but in this they already have come in contact with other monster over the years.

83733133
that was meant 4u

Mummy II still best Mummykino.

Hater critics BTFO again!

I tell you at OT V and 30.000 dollars

...