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new year soon edition

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ah yes fireworks right outside my window
... messing me about ... infernal banging ...

Can't believe people train cardio at the gym. What? You don't have friends? Go play soccer, basketball, or throw a frisbee. Not that hard...
Now weight-lifting, that's a necessary task at the gym.

Don't understand this gimmick.

new year new me
all those dicks i sucked last dont count
my fag counter is back at zero

right lads my new years night is officially starting
going to smoke a spliff now, follow it up with a wank, then open the first can
can't decide whether i want to post on /brit/ and listen to music or watch blade runner though

FOY

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>the gym experience

hmm yeah mongos using all the equipment, old man dicks flopping about in the changing rooms and terrible loud music what an experience

new years eve on /brit/

the desktop

me and your mum infernally banged last night

cannot believe people stay in on new year. t minus 1 hour until i go out with a bunch of deanos

:(

Plans for tonight my fellow virgins?

Played a lot of Final Fantasy 12, drank 4 coke zeroes but that didn't stop me from binging on junk food

Sisters still hate me
Think I'm seeing a little facial hair regrowth

Watching "Into the woods" on BBC Two now

no it isn't "economics". fuck off already brainlet. shan't be responding to anymore leftypol posts.

>american
>gym
howling

>/brit/
>virgins

erm sweetie you're thinking of britfeel xx

why don't you take hard drugs poley?

serious question, what do you have to lose?

>i will never listen to björk for the first time again
damn. i miss getting into her and going through all her albums
debut unironically changed my life lmao
maybe my new years resolution should be to not listen to her for a whole year so it's all fresh next year

Can you take pics of your adventures for the lads stuck inside to make them jelly?

Going to be watching the eggman youtube newyears stream

why do reddit mongs always ruin good thread collages by posting grainy, enlarged images already present on the screencap?

SHANT be replying to the trip poster

alri goth

The liveleak watermark makes me nervous

i'm a virgin (voluntary)

Try and stave off suicidal thoughts.

He tried once........

he's already doing tranny pills and rat poison

Understand where this argument is coming from desu.

not goth just utilitarian simple as

you can take a man out of /brit/ but you can never take /brit/ out of a man

i've listened to all of her stuff at least once, listened to debut twice and i just don't get it
how long did it take you to get into bjork?

going to do drugs and redpill myself on white genocide and the JQ, lads

'tis the hootenanny for me, I guess...

I don't have access to a laptop until the police return my stuff
So can't order anything from DNM

I don't want to feel fake happy

I really don't think it was that bad

Neither is illegal

Wish I was the Algerian/vietmong

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Me when the clock strikes 12

Called a paddy Southern Irish on Facebook and he went mental at me lmao

completely forgot about SiR

last year he just skimmed the first page of /fit/ and went off that

>nigger nigger I hate NIGGERS nigger nigger NIGGERRRRRRRRS
>wtf omg why are black people so poor and violent????
yanks

who won /brit/ villain and hero of the year

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pretty sure most streaming websites are run by state security agencies as a way to get nastyware onto your computer without ever hurting legally innocent people

i am a hero

it was kinda instant for me. obviously i found it weird at first but i still enjoyed it
i honestly think i listened to her at just the right time in my life
homogenic is a contender for my favourite album of all time
it's worth trying to get into her music since there's a lot to it and it's very rewarding but obviously at the end of the day just like what you like
it's worth listening to homogenic with your full attention tho, which means eyes shut an everything, but if you don't like her still after that then she's probably just not for you

crap, just reminded me how hellish the gym is going to be tomorrow
hate women, hate soyboys

genetics
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really couldn't care less about poley anymore

relativism is true

me filming this video

youtube.com/watch?v=z4BKKJuI5bE&feature=youtu.be

this plus mega

alan is both

the leftypol poster just won't give up

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How THE FUCK DID you get this one
are you the infiltrator
post more

hate 2018 and myself

Only want white immigrants to the USA, not brown, black, or yellow people.

Any Alan Carr man in

>Prince Philiphas been accused of making a gaffe on a walkabout at Sandringham on Sunday after he reportedly pointed at a bearded member of the public and asked: “Is that a terrorist?”

why's that then?

that girl on the right
i think i follow her on twitter

looool

4 coke zeros? corr you must be a big boy. im going to do some procrastination, should be drawing but we all know I won't do any

it's okay lazyboi, we can't all have academic integrity ;)

To alcohol!

the virgin tranny
>old gimmick
>court let him go out of shame
>hates himself for good reason
>laughed out of britfeel even though theyre just as bad

the chad sexpat
>has a phd in something probably important
>millions of citations
>looks like an elf, doesnt care
>bangs actual trannies

make america brown again

pretty sure theresa may is just a corpse somebody found in a graveyard they heated up and put in a suit

His wife may be Queen of the Commonwealth but HRH Prince Phillip is still King of banter

It's probably for the best, I'm finally getting the help I need with my case worker as part of my community order

@neoconz ngl

THAT IS NOT A FEMALE HAND

you know that feeling when you stand up to get out of a bath and you feel the heat on your feet in a way you didn't when you were sitting in the bath

don't want a car
I'll just drive to high wycombe and rev my engine loudly and do doughnuts in the parking space next to tim's flat

It is impossible for the state to whither away under the dictatorship of the proletariat because new class relations will form.

Finally able to get pissed after putting in the job application.

um no that's racist sweaty never arrive at the simplest conclusion

*lists a web of convoluted factors as to why everything is white people's fault and nothing is black people's fault*

>ginger beard

definitely a terrorist

What help

Rate my costume lads. Mummy and I are hating having a regency costume party, just the two of us. They're pretty fun. Last year we had a Downton party and I sang while she played the piano.

not racist just hate pakis

The view

amen bruffa

waiting for the terrorist attack to inevitably happen in central london tonight

if you hate any race
you are a racist

white peope be like dis but black peopl be like dat

um no sweatie

But I love you my friend.

wtf how it's on privatr

>still manages to misread the abstract
jesus mate if you come at things with conclusions already drawn, you make silly mistakes like the one you just made. Try and think about things scientifically instead of angrily

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dunno what to make of R&M lads

feel like much of the humour is harking back to some sci-fi nostalgia shit I'm not familiar with so I don't quite 'get' the references

other than that its just pure LOLSORANDOMXD that I'm supposed to find funny on said merits

i hate the french

Trying to watch Rome on Netflix but it won't go above 480p this is a joke

didnt read

>tfw it never fucking happens and normeis just have a beautiful night out with friends

going to drive the mcdonalds drive through. might get killed by a nigger on the way. this could very well be my last post on /brit/.

Algerian is such a great character. love him. Good lad

aspire to be him