new year soon edition
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ah yes fireworks right outside my window
... messing me about ... infernal banging ...
Can't believe people train cardio at the gym. What? You don't have friends? Go play soccer, basketball, or throw a frisbee. Not that hard...
Now weight-lifting, that's a necessary task at the gym.
Don't understand this gimmick.
new year new me
all those dicks i sucked last dont count
my fag counter is back at zero
right lads my new years night is officially starting
going to smoke a spliff now, follow it up with a wank, then open the first can
can't decide whether i want to post on /brit/ and listen to music or watch blade runner though
FOY
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>the gym experience
hmm yeah mongos using all the equipment, old man dicks flopping about in the changing rooms and terrible loud music what an experience
new years eve on /brit/
the desktop
me and your mum infernally banged last night
cannot believe people stay in on new year. t minus 1 hour until i go out with a bunch of deanos
:(
Plans for tonight my fellow virgins?
Played a lot of Final Fantasy 12, drank 4 coke zeroes but that didn't stop me from binging on junk food
Sisters still hate me
Think I'm seeing a little facial hair regrowth
Watching "Into the woods" on BBC Two now
no it isn't "economics". fuck off already brainlet. shan't be responding to anymore leftypol posts.
>american
>gym
howling
>/brit/
>virgins
erm sweetie you're thinking of britfeel xx
why don't you take hard drugs poley?
serious question, what do you have to lose?
>i will never listen to björk for the first time again
damn. i miss getting into her and going through all her albums
debut unironically changed my life lmao
maybe my new years resolution should be to not listen to her for a whole year so it's all fresh next year
Can you take pics of your adventures for the lads stuck inside to make them jelly?
Going to be watching the eggman youtube newyears stream
why do reddit mongs always ruin good thread collages by posting grainy, enlarged images already present on the screencap?
SHANT be replying to the trip poster
alri goth
The liveleak watermark makes me nervous
i'm a virgin (voluntary)
Try and stave off suicidal thoughts.
He tried once........
he's already doing tranny pills and rat poison
Understand where this argument is coming from desu.
not goth just utilitarian simple as
you can take a man out of /brit/ but you can never take /brit/ out of a man
i've listened to all of her stuff at least once, listened to debut twice and i just don't get it
how long did it take you to get into bjork?
going to do drugs and redpill myself on white genocide and the JQ, lads
'tis the hootenanny for me, I guess...
I don't have access to a laptop until the police return my stuff
So can't order anything from DNM
I don't want to feel fake happy
I really don't think it was that bad
Neither is illegal
Wish I was the Algerian/vietmong
...
Me when the clock strikes 12
Called a paddy Southern Irish on Facebook and he went mental at me lmao
completely forgot about SiR
last year he just skimmed the first page of /fit/ and went off that
>nigger nigger I hate NIGGERS nigger nigger NIGGERRRRRRRRS
>wtf omg why are black people so poor and violent????
yanks
who won /brit/ villain and hero of the year
...
pretty sure most streaming websites are run by state security agencies as a way to get nastyware onto your computer without ever hurting legally innocent people
i am a hero
it was kinda instant for me. obviously i found it weird at first but i still enjoyed it
i honestly think i listened to her at just the right time in my life
homogenic is a contender for my favourite album of all time
it's worth trying to get into her music since there's a lot to it and it's very rewarding but obviously at the end of the day just like what you like
it's worth listening to homogenic with your full attention tho, which means eyes shut an everything, but if you don't like her still after that then she's probably just not for you
crap, just reminded me how hellish the gym is going to be tomorrow
hate women, hate soyboys
really couldn't care less about poley anymore
relativism is true
me filming this video
this plus mega
alan is both
the leftypol poster just won't give up
...
How THE FUCK DID you get this one
are you the infiltrator
post more
hate 2018 and myself
Only want white immigrants to the USA, not brown, black, or yellow people.
Any Alan Carr man in
>Prince Philiphas been accused of making a gaffe on a walkabout at Sandringham on Sunday after he reportedly pointed at a bearded member of the public and asked: “Is that a terrorist?”
why's that then?
that girl on the right
i think i follow her on twitter
looool
4 coke zeros? corr you must be a big boy. im going to do some procrastination, should be drawing but we all know I won't do any
it's okay lazyboi, we can't all have academic integrity ;)
To alcohol!
the virgin tranny
>old gimmick
>court let him go out of shame
>hates himself for good reason
>laughed out of britfeel even though theyre just as bad
the chad sexpat
>has a phd in something probably important
>millions of citations
>looks like an elf, doesnt care
>bangs actual trannies
make america brown again
pretty sure theresa may is just a corpse somebody found in a graveyard they heated up and put in a suit
His wife may be Queen of the Commonwealth but HRH Prince Phillip is still King of banter
It's probably for the best, I'm finally getting the help I need with my case worker as part of my community order
@neoconz ngl
THAT IS NOT A FEMALE HAND
you know that feeling when you stand up to get out of a bath and you feel the heat on your feet in a way you didn't when you were sitting in the bath
don't want a car
I'll just drive to high wycombe and rev my engine loudly and do doughnuts in the parking space next to tim's flat
It is impossible for the state to whither away under the dictatorship of the proletariat because new class relations will form.
Finally able to get pissed after putting in the job application.
um no that's racist sweaty never arrive at the simplest conclusion
*lists a web of convoluted factors as to why everything is white people's fault and nothing is black people's fault*
>ginger beard
definitely a terrorist
What help
Rate my costume lads. Mummy and I are hating having a regency costume party, just the two of us. They're pretty fun. Last year we had a Downton party and I sang while she played the piano.
not racist just hate pakis
The view
amen bruffa
waiting for the terrorist attack to inevitably happen in central london tonight
if you hate any race
you are a racist
white peope be like dis but black peopl be like dat
um no sweatie
But I love you my friend.
wtf how it's on privatr
>still manages to misread the abstract
jesus mate if you come at things with conclusions already drawn, you make silly mistakes like the one you just made. Try and think about things scientifically instead of angrily
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dunno what to make of R&M lads
feel like much of the humour is harking back to some sci-fi nostalgia shit I'm not familiar with so I don't quite 'get' the references
other than that its just pure LOLSORANDOMXD that I'm supposed to find funny on said merits
i hate the french
Trying to watch Rome on Netflix but it won't go above 480p this is a joke
didnt read
>tfw it never fucking happens and normeis just have a beautiful night out with friends
going to drive the mcdonalds drive through. might get killed by a nigger on the way. this could very well be my last post on /brit/.
Algerian is such a great character. love him. Good lad
aspire to be him