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*BREATHES IN*

SALT MINES OPENING TONIGHT LADS

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>Wake up today
>Look at $700 iPhone
>CNN: It's over for Drumpf today
>Oh boy, it's finally the big day
>Double Bonus
> $750 paycheck finally hit
>Pay interest on student loans
>Still $80k in debt for gender studies
>Drop off $700 rent check 8 days late
>Call off work at coffee shop
>Gotta go see Comey ruin Drumpf!
>Bike down to the local bar
>They're having specials
>$5 PBRs
>Testimony Starts
>Lorreta Lynch?
>Bet they're gonna talk about the grandkids
>Told FBI to call it a "matter?!?!?"
>Log into Huffpo
>Okay cool, they still say Drumpf is done
>They've never been wrong
>Ha! Bet they never catch that leaker.
>What?!? Comey is a shitbag leaker?!?
>Guys??? It's still over for Drumpf, right?
>"Trump not under FBI investigation"
>This can't be happening again!
>"NYT had it all wrong".
>But I just renewed my subscription!
>Get text from Share Blue
>$.07/post tonight
>"Comey did really well today"
>"Definitely over for Trump"
>I'm resisting!
>Maybe not today, but someday I'll get ahead
>Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.

This was somebody's day today.

Are those people for Trump or against?

these people are ignorant

>with 50 armed men you could subjugate them all

>be a neet
>eat tendies and write liberal tear fan fiction
>somehow get quads

be real, is this the highlight of the decade for you?

KEK quads of truth

...

They aren't overweight and wearing red hats

Imagine being so BTFO you can't appreciate quads and lack any human sense of humor....

>Im excited
>Its the most magical night of the year cuz its comey testimony eve
>I hung my socks over cnn
>can you feel the anticipation
>I can feel it comey in the air tonight ohhh lord
>I'm not the only one ready to partaayyyy
>bars are opening early tomorrow with drink specials
>orange russian is sitting right there
>people are calling this washingtons superbowl
>comeys testimony could be explosive
>and todays the presplosion

these are all things colbert said yesterday

what do you think he felt like after the hearing was over?

>bars open at 9am so people can drink and watch Comey testimony
>liberals literally wishing he drops some kind of bomb on Trump while gettting drunk before noon

Do these people have fucking jobs?

>Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.

Nice projecting

One lone gunman could subjugate them all.

>liberal tear fan fiction

is it?

dude in the back looks like he is crying

>liberals
>employed

lol

>In a bar in the middle of the day
>Predominately white
>Not a one dressed professionally or even work casual

Yes, I wonder these jobless libarts libtards take on this situation.

Made me pop a semi when Rubio was like, "Why was the only thing that didn't get leaked that Trump wasn't personally under investigation?"

If only the CIA wasn't using their brain-scrambler on McCain and he could have asked more questions about Hillary.

literally and unironically what the fuck did they mean by this?

>5 dollar PBR
do liberals really do this? 80 cent for a cold mug at my local dive.

>>write liberal tear fan fiction
but its true

holy shit I thought it was unrelated. What is genuinely wrong with these people? Why are they so deranged?

No.

I live in a college doubt (albeit in the South) and PBR goes for a $1/$1.50 at most.

Wouldn't be surprised in some hipster dive in big cities mark up to $3 max tho.

lol it's CSpan not Nascar

Yes. Even in bumfuck Chicago a $5 PBR isn't uncommon.

>le projection amirite fello redd- er 4channers?
'Projection' has got to be the most overused buzzword in existence.
Liberals are dumb as shit. You're only just now realising this?

>brooklyn
>probably williamsburg at that

thats why

They're in Brooklyn, hillbilly.

yes, liberal bars are charging $4.80 more for their communist beer

UGB in overdrive tonight
time.com/magazine/us/4783906/may-29th-2017-vol-189-no-20-u-s/

>Marrying a hundred years of expertise in influence operations to the new world of social media, Russia may finally have gained the ability it long sought but never fully achieved in the Cold War: to alter the course of events in the U.S. by manipulating public opinion. The vast openness and anonymity of social media has cleared a dangerous new route for antidemocratic forces. “Using these technologies, it is possible to undermine democratic government, and it’s becoming easier every day."

>fanfiction
>fiction
Look at OPs photo, guarantee the unemployment rate in there is 50%.

Wow, big fat nothing. I don't even like Trump but this is the tax record """""bombshell""""" all over again.

What's wrong with people being invested in politics and current affairs? They weren't before and now US is in this mess so it's good they finally started paying attention.

It's always been that way you just don't remember

This is an old chestnut, but...

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

why are liberals so bad with money? my gf's old roommates are a couple of obese tumblr dikes who constantly bitch and moan about being broke but pay for a 140 dollar a week weed habit, eat out at bar restaurants almost daily, always have a fridge full of blue moons and what little food they do have in their kitchen is all overpriced organic shit.

You literally can tho.

His muslim ban got stupmed pretty fast.

>Russia may finally have gained the ability it long sought but never fully achieved in the Cold War: to alter the course of events in the U.S. by manipulating public opinion

yeah cuz mccarthy was 100% wrong lmao

>grow up middle/upper middle class
>get shitty degree
>get shitty job
>continue to live like you are middle/upper class

honestly thank fuck I grew up poor. I know people exactly like you describe and they always ask me how I have money for stuff.

And I always tell them to stop spending money left and right on stupid shit, save every penny, ect. They just dont listen.

Why would they double down on the russia bullshit ?
Are they retarded?

What was going on with this?

>millennials largest currently active workforce
>most are liberal
>Sup Forums still pretends they are unemployed

>people still white knighting for Trump after this blatant conflict of jurisdiction & power
It's over lads.
You won. So we all lose.

hit the nail on the head lad. a bitch i know is (failing) at obtaining her degree in sustainable farming (lives in a city) and comes from a very rich family. her parents support her by paying her rent and giving her an allowance for food and such but she spends it frivolously on weed, beer and lord knows what else and has no extra money for necessities and is always broke as shit.

Can someone summarize the hearing? I missed the entirety of it.

>>Wake up today
>>Look at $700 iPhone
>>CNN: It's over for Drumpf today
>>Oh boy, it's finally the big day
>>Double Bonus
>> $750 paycheck finally hit
>>Pay interest on student loans
>>Still $80k in debt for gender studies
>>Drop off $700 rent check 8 days late
>>Call off work at coffee shop
>>Gotta go see Comey ruin Drumpf!
>>Bike down to the local bar
>>They're having specials
>>$5 PBRs
>>Testimony Starts
>>Lorreta Lynch?
>>Bet they're gonna talk about the grandkids
>>Told FBI to call it a "matter?!?!?"
>>Log into Huffpo
>>Okay cool, they still say Drumpf is done
>>They've never been wrong
>>Ha! Bet they never catch that leaker.
>>What?!? Comey is a shitbag leaker?!?
>>Guys??? It's still over for Drumpf, right?
>>"Trump not under FBI investigation"
>>This can't be happening again!
>>"NYT had it all wrong".
>>But I just renewed my subscription!
>>Get text from Share Blue
>>$.07/post tonight
>>"Comey did really well today"
>>"Definitely over for Trump"
>>I'm resisting!
>>Maybe not today, but someday I'll get ahead
>>Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.
>This was somebody's day today.

Saved and will pasta soon.

Kek bless those quads

Sup Forums is now more Sup Forums than Sup Forums is

My wifes boyfriends room \mates are also bad with money, they always complain about being broke but they spend all their money on trucks and strippers. They always eat out at kfc and what little food they have in the kitchen is shitty canned food they never eat.

>most are left wing
Try again sweetie, honey
lifezette.com/polizette/millennials-sleeper-right-wing-generation/

what a faggot

>They actually that anything would happen to Teflon Don

Liberalets, when will they learn

thanks for greentexting the whole post to tell us you capped it

i guarantee that not even a single person in that photo or OP's photo have any idea what the hell Comey was talking about or what any of it meant.
These people are literally constantly virtue signalling. They dont care about Comey, they dont care about what he says, nor do they understand any of it. But they know the twitterverse monolith liberals care, so they have to pretend do. They all do.
If they really cared, Trump wouldnt be President.

*thought

>Less than a dollar for a beer

What the fuuuck

What in the fuck is this source?
>they actually sleeper cell conservatives

Holy shit you can't be serious.

All the states with the worst credit ratings are Democrat: Illinois, California and their problems stop at the LA/Chicago city limit.

The worst GOP state is Kansas, and they're still better than Illinois.

straighterline.com/blog/which-college-majors-have-the-highest-and-lowest-employment-rates/

Now consider libarts are the most common degrees sought after.

It's not hard to correlate - and those are grown ass adults/post-graduate age sitting in a bar at 9/11AM on a Thursday.

And I say this as a primarily liberal leaning Democrat with a libarts degree.

Liberal here.
I bought a bag of 8 chicken leg quarters for $3.80 today. It will feed me for a week.
My $20 weed sack will last 3 or four days.
I don't eat 'organic' pussy tier shit.
PROVEN WRONG YOU ARE.

I'm not making mine up though, and I never realized how perfect it sounded until I typed it all out. These cunts exist and the last retarded thing they did was max out a credit card to pay for one of their old ugly tattoo coverups. All the while complaining about how broke they are.

>people didn't vote how I like so democracy was undermined
>russians convinced former factory workers in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania to vote for Trump
>but also its because they're white supremacists

>however, millennials might also be the most right-wing generation in decades — and the last, best hope to save Western civilization from destruction at the hands of liberalism and globalization.
Nice propaganda piece, faggot.

>Liberal here

Hi Russia!

>Buying weed when you can grow it.
Sad!

well it's a mug, so I'm assuming it's less beer than you'd get in a bottle and it's PBR which is dirt cheap. It's pretty common for shitty dives to sell them at that price where I'm from (NE Philadelphia). When I was a kid they were 60 cents, but that's before I could drink there.

You're the kind of person so upset and obsessed about politics, "sjw"s are the other side of the coin

This doesn't change What I said, you are just doing some heavy lifting reach when the Bureau of Labor and Pew both disagree with you.

Just stop with these memes based on no math at all, just to win partisan points

...

Not him, that's probably (hopefully) bait, but it's a fact the younger generation is the most right wing in decades. Though the real growth is in independent parties.

journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0146167216660058

but look at the juicy thights of that qt in front row.

>$700 rent

you couldnt even rent a cardboard box in nyc these days for $700 fix your pasta

They are.

An exorbitant amount of Boomers never retired after the recession. They couldn't afford to because their retirements took such a big hit. There is no upward mobility for the majority of millenials as a result, and that's if they can even get a job. Too often they encounter the situation where they need experience for an entry level position that itself is suppose to give them experience. Its even worse when you consider the type of degree most of these people "bought" with college loans.

I have no doubt most of the ones you see in the pictures in this thread are actually unpaid, and are just interning.

>when the Bureau of Labor and Pew both disagree with you.


I provided a Georgetown study not based on conjecture.

You're saying something without providing source or proof it was said.

So.. You're right. It doesn't change you from being a dipshit with zero foundation for their argument.

We are talking about millennial bud, you are talking about the Gen after...

They aren't a major demographic in the work force.

I stopped giving a shit about politics in 2014 when moot ruined Sup Forums forever. Why is this event so important?

here's a bird

>most are liberal

I love how democrats really buy into this destiny of demographics shit

They didn't learn their lesson with the hippy generation that turned into conservative boomers.

>libarts degree
What kind? Hopefully something respectable like history or language.

FBI director going on the record saying Trump obstructed justice.

>Bureau of Labor and Pew are conjecture

>weed
>talking like a nigger yoda

Yeah, I can tell your a liberal, you faggo

Liberals have been saying 'last republican president ever!' since Reagan. It's not happening.

Again, there are still more millennials working than Boomers.

>growing weed when you know the dispensary grower
>not getting the overflow on discount (3.8gms)

Still waiting on that source.

They also dont realize that the vast majority of Latin America regardless of race is intensely catholic.
The more Mexicans they invite and the longer those Mexicans live here, the sooner that libs will realize that these people are not this monolith of non whites that they hoped they would be, and the sooner they will realize that borders are actually a good thing.

>hippies turned into conservatives
Where do you people get this info?

Lol. No shit. Most of them are retired.

It just blows my mind what some of these fucks do.

One guy I know works as a bartender, and can actually make up to 300 in a single good night. But then he'll get high and decide to "get snacks" as the gas station at 2am, which means paying a premium for fucking candybars. And he'll blow 20+ bucks on garbage food. Or decide to get some 10+ dollar pint with lunch. Or just taking cabs everywhere. Then he complains that he can hardly afford rent and asks me how the hell I can afford to buy a new computer or some other expensive thing. I tell him the same thing my grandmother told me, take a notebook everywhere you go and write down every single purchase you make, then you'll see that you are wasting money.

And every single fucking time all he says is "oh yeah I should do that" but he never does. People really are their own worst enemies

>russia undermined our efforts to undermine democracy, QED they are undermining democracy

That's sweet that you get a discount. But, your defense is stupid.

I'm gonna pull a page out of your book and tell you that I'm not spoonfeeding you. Go type into Google Pew Labor stats then cross reference it with the official pdf of the Labor Stats the federal government have. This is common knowledge that millennials are the largest work force and I have no clue why this triggers you.

>he doesnt know about beer 30

the kino of beer

5 dollars is really low for a pint where I live, but I do live in a major city so maybe I'm skewed

>owning this president unapologetically knowing he probably can't even turn on your tv
I thought republicans were at least smart, if selfish.

Dumbass. What do you think Baby Boomers are? They were teenagers in the 60s. A lot of people seem to confuse them with the War Generation.

I still don't get what a liberal art is. Even looking up the definition on wikipedia still doesn't give a clue. Am I retarded?

why can't people tell the difference between whining and forced censorship

>if you're not a liberal you must be a Republican
Try again, I voted for le what's a leppo man. You can be right wing without being GOP.

SO GUYS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED I CANT FIGURE OUT WHATS THIS OR WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT.

JUST SAY, WHO GOT KEKED THE LIBERALS OR Sup Forums?

Is he too weak to rip that piece of paper?

Snowflake name for humanities. Art, sociology, history, political ""science"" those meme degrees like gender studies.