"Hey Alan"

>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>"Get out of my house"
*laugh track*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>Alan, did you know that almost 40% of males living in Swaziland, have AIDS? That's like, one in every two and a half MEN!

>Carlos Estevez

why is there so much aids in switzerland

GUMMY BEARS
GUMMY BEARS

Swaziland, user. It's like Switzerland but with 17% less blacks.

like 30% of population is some form of imigrant or asylum seeker. half of swiz football national team is albanian

>implying charlie can math that good

What Charlie lacks in math skills he makes up for in meth skills
MMMEEETH

To be fair, the get off my house jokes were the best, in the Later-Charlie Period

>"Hey Berta"
>"Yes Alan"
>"Can you help me?"
>"No fuck off"
*laugh track*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>Hey reddit
>Yes, Sup Forums?
>Do you like this thread?
>I fucking LOVE it
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

Underrated

>"Yeah, you pee on a stick, and it turns blue"
>"no, the STICK turns blue"
MEEEEEEEN

We don't rate our posts here, redditourist.

>"Hey jake what ya doing"
>"Playing videogame"
>"You talk to that girl about the dance yet?"
>"Wait what dance?"
>audience implores into space
I'm not doing the MEEEEEEEN thing fuck off

funniest show of the last decade.

prove me rong you fap-to-trap faggot

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

it's not funny

>"Hey Alan?"
>"Yes Charlie?"
>"You are an absolute waste of space and a horrible actor. I really want to beat your face into a pulp with a tire iron Alan, I really do. Now if you don't fuck out of my house in the next 5 minutes I swear to God I will get dad's old Mossberg from the attic and I will blow your brains all over the ceiling. No wait scratch that, I will blow your useless sons brains out first. Capishe? Man this feels good, I should have done this years ago! No go pack your shit Alan, clock's ticking!"
>*laugh track*

I wasn't surprised to find out that Raimi was a guest writer for this episode

wes anderson is not funny.

this show was cheesy as fuck but had gems

...

>"Hey Alan"
>"They diagnosed me with testicular cancer Charlie. It spread and they will remove both of my testicles. I don't want to live like this Charlie. I got a gun and tried to do it, but I just couldn't. What should I do? Also they doubled my alimony payments and my receptionist is suing me for sexual harrasment because I walked in on her using the bathroom."
>"Get out of my house"
*laugh track*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

How was this show after they killed off Charlie? Did it get even worse with Kutcher?

2 pretty solid seasons and then it turned to shit

>Hey Alan!
>Yes, Walden Schmidt?
>I am naked.
>I am not bothered by this.
*laugh track*
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN