What was he telling him?

What was he telling him?

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>Remember when we had that threesome with Carrie Anne Moss?

"They became women! Can you stand it?"

>So this man decides to visit a hooker right? He knocks on the door and asks: "how much do you charge?". She answers: "50 dollars". "But I only have 30 on me". "Well there's this whore down the road who will do it for 30, and she'll even throw in a free drink!". So this man visit the other hooker and asks: "Is it true you fuck for only 30 dollars?". "Yeah I do" she says, "but there's one catch; I don't have a clitoris". The man replies: "No problem, I'll just have a gin-tonic then"

>then i said "i bet you white boys won't cut yo' dicks off"
>"AND THEY DID"

I was disappointed they didn't throw in a Matrix reference when they were together, would've been funny.

>remember when we were famous?

pls explain

That he is eventuality of an anomaly, ergo

remember the Wacko brothers?

>and then I said, would someone pppleeeeeaaasse make my daughter a porn actress

My fucking mom told me this joke 2 weeks ago

I used to think the jokes about Sam Hyde being a mass shooter some day were ridiculous, but after spending enough time on Sup Forums I really think he'll do it one day. Or he'll make a fertilizer bomb or something.

This was retarded

I don't think that's true my man, where is your mom from?

>"look at me I smoke american spirits. Look how gay I am, Morpheus!"

I don't get it

Is the joke that men don't know what a clitoris is? Kind of a weird/stupid joke for it since it's a whore, who cares if she gets off.

>And I'm like, Larry wtf, are you out of your fuckin' mind nigga? You're a dude! You've got a dick.
>And then his brother goes and puts on a wig.
>Told you the Matrix was symbolism for non binary individual.

>rememeber my daughter? yeah, she's a whore now LMAO

"Tell me about Wick, why does he wear a suit?"

>hehehe yeah i've seen the vids laurence

>Numales can't get jokes that aren't in meme format.
Absolutely disgusting

He was offering to cuck Keanu

no, it was kino magic

It's kinda weird how most of The matrix cast is actually dead, it's really not that old to begin with

What is this from? I need to know so I can avoid wasting my time renting it.

funny user

James Charm 2: Reloaded

kek

>I wouldn't do a new matrix film with those trannies in a million years

Put it in meme format so I can get it then.

I hope they release a special edition with this and the train scene cut out. The way civilians act in JW 2 is just so weird it ruins it for me.

>Director was Keanu's stunt double in the The Matrix
>Just finished shooting and chilling out in the hotel lobby
>Keanu came by and brought a wine bottle to congratulate him for a job well done
>He still keeps the bottle till today
How can one man be so based?

American spirits are good tho