Brit/pol/ - Alnwick Edition

>Brit/pol/ opinion poll
strawpoll.me/10880148

>Theresa May tells Lords to ‘get behind Brexit’ after threat to derail Article 50 plans
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-tells-lords-get-behind-brexit-after-threat-to-derail-article-50-plans-a7166271.html?amp

>Unelected peers start House of Lords plot to BLOCK Brexit and force a second referendum
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3717663/Unelected-peers-start-House-Lords-plot-BLOCK-Brexit-force-second-referendum.html

>Corbyn supporter Owen Jones labelled 'Blairite traitor' for criticising current leadership
standard.co.uk/news/uk/corbyn-supporter-owen-jones-labelled-blairite-traitor-for-criticising-current-leadership-a3308846.html

>Protesters throw hundreds of live insects into Byron burger restaurants amid backlash over immigration raids
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/protesters-throw-hundreds-of-live-insects-into-byron-burger-restaurants-amid-backlash-over-a7164336.html

>Police arrest 900 Syrians in England and Wales for crimes including rape and child abuse
express.co.uk/news/uk/695066/Police-arrest-900-Syrians-in-England-and-Wales-for-rape-death-threats-and-child-abuse

>Ireland could join the Commonwealth post-Brexit to cement CLOSER ties with Britain
express.co.uk/news/world/694564/Ireland-join-Commonwealth-post-Brexit-closer-ties-Britain

>Foreign Aid BTFO
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/30/britain-to-leverage-11bn-of-foreign-aid-to-build-new-trade-deals/

>Hinkley point in meltdown before its even turned on
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jul/30/theresa-may-delayed-hinkley-point-chinese-beijing-vince-cable

>IMF completely exposed for their Euro and EU delusions
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/07/28/imf-admits-disastrous-love-affair-with-euro-apologises-for-the-i/

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Neil#Private_Eye
strawpoll.me/10881604
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3717938/It-s-real-cat-fight-Larry-Palmerston-square-Downing-Street-bitter-feud-leads-scrap.html
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4vml4f/house_of_lords_could_delay_brexit_peer_claims/
strawpoll.me/10887905
huff.to/2apfO8U
youtube.com/watch?v=37QUUwp9xIs
youtube.com/watch?v=g-aVtKEhpO0
youtube.com/watch?v=5J1xPU8GOH8
twitter.com/Arron_banks/status/760024954582757376
youtube.com/watch?v=FThKGwNxGPE
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Essential thread for all Marion fans

First for Enoch.

1st for Uncle Adolf

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God bless you Brit/pol/

Ill be back in the homeland soon enough

>Obligatory Brillo Pad & Friend photo


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Neil#Private_Eye

Fucking Bosnia just signed a deal with the IMF, e.g they've made all necessary requirements to join the EU.

51% Muslim, Greece-tier Bosnia is joining the EU

What are you doing in Brunei? Selling armaments?

>Ireland will be United and brought back into the UK in your lifetime.
Commonwealth status is just the start.

strawpoll.me/10881604

IMPORTANT POLL

VOTE LIZ TRUSS

RARE FLAG BRUNEI HI!!!!

British army mate

Jungle warfare school

Based poll
>0 votes for Chelsea Clinton

Do you know gorilla warfare?

>44% unemployment
>42% live under the poverty line

Only the commonwealth blokes

Lads is Larry going to be ok?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3717938/It-s-real-cat-fight-Larry-Palmerston-square-Downing-Street-bitter-feud-leads-scrap.html

You the same guy from the military, right?

Oh wait. Yes it is you. Still remember me, lad?

>83733247
That just invites the Hillary cucks to vote Chelsea.

Nice, what's it like there?

Only 5 votes for Liz.

Based Philippine Bro! Yeah I remember you

Pretty nice place, chilled out people but very hot and humid

>strawpoll.me/10881604
Larry's fine, Palmerston is on suicide watch

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We need more votes for LIZ!

Godspeed, lad

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reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4vml4f/house_of_lords_could_delay_brexit_peer_claims/

Look at them, lads. They STILL think we're going to be staying in the EU.

I can't see this going down well, it should be given to the Irish in a referendum so they can vote if they want to join or not.

If this gets put through without their consent then we could be looking at another IRA situation.

Spending your last months?

Palmerston dindu nuffin.

It's always Larry that starts shit.

Is Brit/pol/ the last bastion of Sup Forums that hasn't been ruined by shills after we BTFO'd them in June

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Nah im out here for another 18 months, hoping to get home for Christmas though

What are you doing out in the Philippines?

Redpill me on blairites and blairiteism.

What are their policies?
whats wrong with them?
does everyone hate them cos of muh iraq war?

GOD DAMNIT WOOLFE!

WHY

Best politicat?

strawpoll.me/10887905

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Just got a microwave meal from the paki shop on the corner that has Yorkshire puddings in it to celebrate Yorkshire day.
As well as the highly traditional English drink of 4 cans of red stripe.
Yes, I'm a refined man.

>Steven Woolfe has been utterly BTFO.

He got arrested drunk driving 14 years ago and didn't declare it when applying for leadership.

FUCKKKK

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@HuffPostUK
>EXCLUSIVE: @Steven_Woolfe admits he broke rules & failed to declare a criminal conviction: huff.to/2apfO8U

It's fucking over

>support british patel shops

What about our consent? Fuck the irish.

t.son of irish mother/English father.

Lads, press F to pay respects.

No it's not.

I live near a place called "The Curry Mile". I don't have much choice.

Should have embraced his drinking not tried to hide it.

>Should have embraced his drinking not tried to hide it.
This

Another 3 years! Got used to humid heat now, right?

>What are you doing out in the Philippines?
I live here

>Woolfe probably going to be out the picture

Okay lads, UKIP is officially confirmed dead, do we just wait for a new party come along or what?

I can smell you little ones.

Reminder: we're still being raided by JIDF. I doubt it will let up this evening. Rev up your rare hitler folders brothers.

I get the impression that the majority of Brits are in favour of this.

We need to start the Sup Forums party.

A party of peace.

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I can't believe they fucked themselves over like this. What a joke, guess I'll have to vote tory

The burning legion are a faction of peace, there are 1.52 billion demons in the burning legion and less than 1% consume worlds.

Whenever I think of Manchester, I always think of this guy.

One of the best contemporary poets of our time, although I think this is based on a street in Salford.

youtube.com/watch?v=37QUUwp9xIs

F

what do you guys think arron will call the new party?

I knew it was going to be a Cooper Clarke video before I even clicked embed. He's an amusing bloke.

The Imperial Party

No. It's been infested by them all day. Look at the end of this thread.

>tfw wheat intolerant fag
if i eat a yorkshire i will produce enough gas to heat a small town for a year

Poo in looKIP

The Indian UKIP

I am a Southerner and a bit of an Oldfag, My brother bought it when it came Out . . .I never really listened at the time, because I was into the Mod thing but when I listen now . . .it's bloody good.

Very rare, wanted an Enoch pepe for a while

Really? How many did you ask?

JUST
We need Nige back to fix this shitshow.

Spamming Hitler is far more annoying and autistic than baiting.

I always liked this one by him.
youtube.com/watch?v=g-aVtKEhpO0

>criminal conviction

And he's only 1/4 black.

fuck off redditcuck

Hand to Harambe combat

How's international girlfriend day going lads?

>And he's only 1/4 black.

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>tfw no gf ever

Pretty gud, gf made me a shepherd's pie

In honour of Yorkshire day.
youtube.com/watch?v=5J1xPU8GOH8
>How's international girlfriend day going lads?
Didn't even know it was that today. I won't mention it to the Mrs.

>1 post by this ID

>leaf

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It's all great stuff but there is no way this can be done without his accent.
Brilliant.

LOL

Another day for women to be the centre of attention, great.

Yeah tfw no gf and all that. Tfw the only women who have ever shown interest are whores and you want genuine love.

Tfw genuine love doesn't even exist.

>This is what stormfags actually believe

>Yeah tfw no gf and all that. Tfw the only women who have ever shown interest are whores and you want genuine love.
>Tfw genuine love doesn't even exist.
It's times like this I'm reminded of the benefits of not having a pot to piss in. Any woman interested in you, you know it's genuine.

You're right. We will never repopulate the white race. Thank you for your concern. I am now a #mgtowmissle.

>Any woman interested in you, you know it's genuine.
I got very lucky. Mine is a godsend

>Tfw the only women who have ever shown interest are whores

at least some women have liked you

So it's tfw no gf time? KEK

arron's not happy

twitter.com/Arron_banks/status/760024954582757376

>Really? How many did you ask?

>1 post by this ID
I know right? It's all just satire really though.

Good one m8. This is probably my favourite of his:

youtube.com/watch?v=FThKGwNxGPE

As for who I always think of from Manchester/Salford - pic related

Wait, is this real?

I literally just broke up with my missus this morning. It's also her birthday this Thursday.

Welp.

>gf is on family holiday in France
I miss her.

WE`RE CRASHING THIS PARTY
WITH NO SURVIVORS