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hi.

hola

did you floss, user?

Newfie pride worldwide

was that the first time there's been a new thread after the red in a long time?
proud of you guys

rate me

This is literally the fifth (5th) NYE in a row I've spent sobbing alone in my parents' basement on 4chinz.

I don't feel quite as sad as I did the first few years, but I feel this weird fundamental sickness and tiredness. I'm just so very tired of it all, friends.

is Maine comfy?

>Wake up
>See this
Wat do?

dude new years is just an arbitrary date

being alone on xmas is objectively sad though

i love asian american bois very much

>coin toss between my coworker and I
>pick heads
>say "God Save The Queen" during the toss
>it's heads
>mfw my coworker is butthurt about The Queen now

it's alright
basically a flyover state with a coast

I have an opinion but you don't deserve it.

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Name one (1) reason this wouldn't be a viable country.

>lumping shitlantic states with new england
you fucking hoser, you're just pissed that you live below americans

howdy

>dude new years is just an arbitrary date
Yeah, but one to which we as a society attach a lot of importance.

meant to give (You) a (You)

NYC would be way too relevant within that country in every single respect

go in for the kiss

new years

use at midnight or whenever

drank half a bottle of absolut alreayd
might ifnish the whole thing at this rate

what are you listening to on new years eve lads?

year end retrospectives

youtube.com/watch?v=7qPjRNsGYWM

Parklife

Monogatari music

Every single NYE, I listen to this:
youtube.com/watch?v=jnLGWph0VZ0

It really helps more than one would think.

the soudns of my bra8in wanting me to kil myself

if you kill yourself you will go to hell and won't receive a proper burial

Don't kill yourself you idiot. There is going to be a lot of cool games in 2018. And you might want to come up to Canada in July to get turbo high with us and our legal weeeeeeed.

i dont wnat aprooper burial just throwe mei n a dumpsterr desu

dont vene play video games asnmore

speaking of which, why has there been no news on red dead redemption 2? It was supposed to be out by now.

GTA gameplay blows dick

i love you, friend
you are awesome!
*kiss*

...

could i pass off as white in america?

almost out of icgs
thinkign about walkjigmn to 711 but noit sure i could make it

>GTA gameplay blows dick

no, but you are smart-looking though, so j doubt youd attract too much attention

No. But it's cool.

looks italian or greek to me

hee piet

star citizen will do GTA far better

you can do it buddy
are you worried about passing out or getting stabbed? cause i find walking around in fresh air sobers me up

no wtf

>star citizen will release

rate my bf

Since when are you gay

bi and the day I was born I guess

>There is going to be a lot of cool games in 2018
what a shit reason

Vidya games are just getting worse with time, not better

what are your predictions for the 2020's lads (the decade) ?

No such thing as bisexual

I'm actually not gay
I only like feminine boys

but u crakced ur head and broke some bones
wqhen u gklues them back together u found optu u did it weorng

You're fucking gay, bro

if you like men that look and act like women it's not gay
I hate hairy, muscular guys

my cousin lesbian gf is always staring at me

it makes me uncomfortable

...

my man calgary im fuycking throw nright now
i dont knowe ifi i wll be able to make it to work tomrorw

Alri yanks Brits aren't responding because it's like 3 in the morning but happy new year!

Poofter

well yeah i figured that
at least wake up in time to call in """sick""" before your shift starts then pass the fuck out again

the experiments

nah im just gonan shwo up rellty late

I've had girlfriends before but never a boyfriend. i'm not gay
just because I appreciate the cute faces of asian bois doesn't mean I'm not straight anymore

>want to be excited for the holiday
>cant get myself to care
>want to go to bed
>realize I will be woken up in an hour and a half when everybody is lighting off fireworks

not a fan of holidays desu

no clue
maybe tv companies collapse and they lobby for a bailout

apparently there should be a bunch of cool new cars

dems either get btfo or have a candidate that btfos the republicucks

hopefully the "____ is racist thing" dies down

Happy new year you pricks

you too lad

>you too lad

Asian pride worldwide

It's still 2017, dummy.

ok good luck ohio cuteposter aka dunkinlad

I have no clue who the fuck "ryan" is, and honestly all namefags/tripfags/redditflagfags ought to fucking hang, you're what ruined /cum/

Disgusting

b-but i love you

Who else /drunk/ here

I don't drink alcohol

im very druynk nad very suicidal

same

>very suicidal
if you were you would do it

im jsut too scared to do itmself so i want someoibodg elese to kill me

Don't do it I love you bby

suicide by cop

Let me visit you and hug you first

I'm also very drunk and very suicidal

still able to type correctly, but it takes me a few tries

anyway, I want to fucking die

drinking a couple holiday themed ales
gotta go to fucking work in the morning
what a way to start the year

I could typ ecoreectly but im not used to this kb and cabnt be bothered to correcnt antying

me 2 bb
lets do each other at the same time

Hi timelets. Is it new year yet?

no, I love you
you are so cute
*kiss*

still time for bobs 2017

The Indian decade. You'll be treated well

to be e tirely hibest if i type without orrection it also wnds up being shit

>pretending to be drunk on the internet
Why do people do this?

Idooon tknnkw

>nobodys ever drunk on the internet
die child