"Where are we going?"

>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>Overhead shot of New York City
>Gangster rap starts playing

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>"Where are we going?"
>"Mongolia"

>throatsinging rap starts playing

>And your OTHER America

>china/chinese character appears

>Movie takes place in the bay area of cali
>always show San Francisco

>CALIFORNIA LOVE

>"Where are we going?"
>"Britain"
>Shot of a mosque
>Sound of Quran being recited

>throatsinging rap
this sounds awesome

literally unironically list 1 (one) movie where this happens

>Empire State of Mind starts playing

>Where are we going?
>Finland

>gentlemen,we are going to iraq
>cue a shot of a hummer with ethnic wailing in the background

>where are we going?
>France
>sound of black cock entering French vagina
>shot of French eggs being covered in Malian seed

>FIRST WE GONNNA ... ROCK

>overhead shot of Australia
>its a rocky desert

>Where are we going?
>China
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>digeridoo starts playing

>youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s starts playing

>Where are we going?
>Brazil!
>*Aerial shot of Cristo Redentor over Rio de JaNEGRO*

>where are we going?
>MIAMI

>PARTY ROCKERS

>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>Overhead shot of dystopia with graffiti like "science is dead"

> "Where are we going"
> "Scotland"
> .....

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> "Lets not go back there"

wtf I got fired

>Horatio Caine kneels in front of it
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>"Where are we going?"
>"Seattle!"
>Shot in British Columbia

>"We're going to England!"
>shot of Big Ben/Westminster Abbey

My life is richer for having watched this

> "Austin. I'm off to London England"

>Rule brittania starts playing

>shot of the Eiffel tower
>big writing on the screen PARIS, FRANCE

I don't know which is more insulting - that they felt people wouldn't recongnize the city, or that people wouldn't know it's in France.

>smart character examines plot clue
>"There's only one place where they can produce [plot object] to such exact tolerances. The Royal Society."
>Where?
>*helicopter shot of Big Ben*
>LONDON'S CALLING

But they might think it's set in Paris, Arkansas otherwise, user.

or Paris, Texas

>be me at the movies
>have "It ain't me" as mobile phone ringtone
>have a friendo call me when I'm in the theatre watching the kino
>It ain't me literally starts playing

>not turning off your phone at the theater
fuck you

>communications get disrupted
>smart character examines plot clue
>"There's only one thing that a communications disruption can mean: An Invasion"
>Duel of the Fates starts playing

underage as fuck

>wow america is so vast! where should we go, new york or los angeles?

That's one jolly lassie.

Chicago, guh

>"where are we going?"
>"australia"
>prolonged laughter at the sheer ridiculousness of the idea

>ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN

Rally looks better without glasses.

>"Where are we going? "
>"vietnam"
>it isn't me starts playing

Please upvote

It could always get worse. I'd rather drink a quart measure of piss than hear that "if you're go-o-o-o-ing to San Francisco/be sure to we-a-a-a-r some flowers in your hair..." crap again.

did you know people from San Francisco refer to it as Frisco and warmly appreciate other people doing the same thing?

I'll give a broader version for this obnoxious shit, but in my experience, Fortunate Son is usually the main offender.

>"we're going to vietnam, boys"
>ccr/hendrix/any sort of 60's/70's counterculture music starts playing

>"Where are we going?"
>"Uzbekistan"
>Wide shot of a docked aeroplane
>Hans Zimmer starts playing

>Post pic for fucking ants
kill yourself Trump Humper

LOL

Or Las Vegas.

didnt expect

>"Where are we going?
>"India"
>Overhead shot of the designated shitting streets of New Delhi
>BIG ASS OVERHEAD FONT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN
>MC Punjabi starts playing

>Empire State of Mind Starts playing

>Nobody ever goes to Central or Eastern Europe save Russia
>Always fucking a shot of St. Basil's
>Korobeiniki

>where we going?
>"Brazil"
>it's in Rio de Janeiro, with an obligatory shot of the Christ Redeemer
>either Cidade Maravilhosa, Girl from Ipanema or random cavaco strums and cuĂ­ca strokes play

>where are we going?
>america
>quick shot of amerifat getting shot

He looks like a guy named Jon I used to know

WHERE DREAMS ARE MAAAAADE OF

What the fuck are you even talking about? I can't think of a single movie that's done this.

That's when i take a bite from my burger to pay respect

>"Man, could this day POSSIBLY get any worse?!"
>Overhead shot of New York City
>Gangster rap starts playing

>where are we going?
>brazil
>danza kuduro starts playing

name five (5) movies where this doesn't happen

>Where are we going?
>Vietnam
>It ain't me starts playing

>where are we going
>Ireland
>cut to protagonists having a pints of guiness at a pub

>where are we going?
>new york
>HEY SHADY BABY I'M HOT LIKE THE PRODIGAL SON

I just got a promotion!

>LA Scene
>ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW THE LOW RIDER

>where are we going?
>Mexico
>LA CUCARACHA LA CUCARACHA

>where are we going?
>(any whitey state)
>SWEET HOME ALABAMA

>where are we going?
>it's not where but When!

>IN ENGLISH DOC