Ask CIA about your New Year's Resolutions

Ask CIA about your New Year's Resolutions

Will I find out why he wears the mask?

Was he really THAT big of a guy?

Is 2018 going to be extremely painful?

Will I get a gf in 2018?

Will I finally get to kms in 2018?

God fucking dammit

will I lose my virginity?

Will America ever enter 2018?

Should i go out right now?

Will I have a regular female companion with whom I have a romantic and sexual relationship?

Will I marry said companion and continue said relationship for the rest of my life? Will my parents accept that? Will we have kids?

will my dreams come true?

will i finally go to bed?

Will I lose my virginity to a NOT prostitute in 2018?

I've developed a secret method of determining CIA's responses in just one post.

1. Will I slim down to 180lbs?
2. Will I move out of my parents house by the end of the year?
3. Can I achieve a 4.0+ college GPA?
4. Will I have sex this year?
5. Will I read at least 50 books this year?
6. Will I seriously develop a workout routine?

Results soon.

>1. Will I slim down to 180lbs?
4U
>2. Will I move out of my parents house by the end of the year?
4U
>3. Can I achieve a 4.0+ college GPA?
Yes
>4. Will I have sex this year?
Aye
>5. Will I read at least 50 books this year?
4U
>6. Will I seriously develop a workout routine?
Well congratulations!

Good enough, I guess.

do i join the army?

Will I be happy in 2018

Will I dodge the draft?

Will I get married?

Big guy pls

will i find some love this year, anyone who wants me?

will americans ever recover from the amerimutt meme?

Will i get a futa benis :DDDD

am i too ugly?

Will I get a qt Nazi gf this new year?

will Sup Forums be deleted?

Will I transfer out of SJW university?

Dr. Pavel, I'm-

kek

I'm CIA
you're Mosquito Man

You're a big guy.