Ask CIA about your New Year's Resolutions
Ask CIA about your New Year's Resolutions
Will I find out why he wears the mask?
Was he really THAT big of a guy?
Is 2018 going to be extremely painful?
Will I get a gf in 2018?
Will I finally get to kms in 2018?
God fucking dammit
will I lose my virginity?
Will America ever enter 2018?
Should i go out right now?
Will I have a regular female companion with whom I have a romantic and sexual relationship?
Will I marry said companion and continue said relationship for the rest of my life? Will my parents accept that? Will we have kids?
will my dreams come true?
will i finally go to bed?
Will I lose my virginity to a NOT prostitute in 2018?
I've developed a secret method of determining CIA's responses in just one post.
1. Will I slim down to 180lbs?
2. Will I move out of my parents house by the end of the year?
3. Can I achieve a 4.0+ college GPA?
4. Will I have sex this year?
5. Will I read at least 50 books this year?
6. Will I seriously develop a workout routine?
Results soon.
>1. Will I slim down to 180lbs?
4U
>2. Will I move out of my parents house by the end of the year?
4U
>3. Can I achieve a 4.0+ college GPA?
Yes
>4. Will I have sex this year?
Aye
>5. Will I read at least 50 books this year?
4U
>6. Will I seriously develop a workout routine?
Well congratulations!
Good enough, I guess.
do i join the army?
Will I be happy in 2018
Will I dodge the draft?
Will I get married?
Big guy pls
will i find some love this year, anyone who wants me?
will americans ever recover from the amerimutt meme?
Will i get a futa benis :DDDD
am i too ugly?
Will I get a qt Nazi gf this new year?
will Sup Forums be deleted?
Will I transfer out of SJW university?
Dr. Pavel, I'm-
kek
I'm CIA
you're Mosquito Man
You're a big guy.