Released 20 years ago this month

Released 20 years ago this month.

Do you have any fond memories, user?

Or does it leave you C O L D ?

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I went to cinema to see this movie, was fun, rewatched years ago and was boring

>boring

ICE-SKATING HENCHMEN, user.

Did having Alicia Silverstone in this actually add anything other than a pretty face? Like, if all her scenes were cut, would it matter?

that would imply damage to the plot, to which i reply, what plot

>chekt

A few years back someone linked me to a video where someone had taken all of Chris Klein's scenes from "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li" and edited them together, leaving the rest of the movie out. I'm sure the rest of the movie was quite bad, but his scenes were especially awful.

If someone did that for Alicia Silverstone's scenes in B&R, I bet that would be similarly hysterical, but why do that when you have Schwarzenegger.

It was the Avengers of my time.

But Batman Forever is still best for me out of four movies.

Wait wat

>not sure if trolling

I jerked off to Uma in this movie so much.

Same desu

GOAT batman movies with Batman Forever
fuck, I'll rewatch them today

>But Batman Forever is still best for me out of four movies.

This is a great kids movie it has a great aesthetic and the meme direction and plot made it all that much enjoyable as a kid. Fans are a bunch of spergs for getting so butthurt over this movie. Probably reminded them how fucking childish they are to care so much

>tfw nipple and ass shots at the start

I'm leaning in the direction of oldfag myself, but is this seriously their legacy? I haven't watched them in FOREVER, but the general consensus was, I thought,
1 > 2 >> 3 >>>>>>>>>>>> 4

I had this on VHS and loved it.
I do not get all hate.

It is clearly kids movie and much better than batman forever.

I was 15 years old and it was the movie that made me realize Uma was sexy

I don't give a fuck about 'consensus' forever and B&R are fucking hilarious and capture everything about cheesy 90s action flicks I love.

I love Adam West Batman so I was expecting to like this movie too but for some reason I found ti boring.

Batman Forever is not that bad, even arguably good. But definitely not the best of the bunch.

Batman Returns > Batman Forever = Batman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Batman and Robin

That's just my opinion.
My and Christopher Nolan's , since he brought some things from Forever to his Cia Trilogy

My sister bought this for me for Christmas one year. I had to be nice and pretend it wasn't a movie only retards would like.

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M O M M Y

Did you watch alone? This one is a lot more fun with other people. I had a blast watching a livestream with Sup Forums several years ago.

All of which is going to sound ridiculous, but I swear its real. Its creepy shit.

When I was a kid, I had it on VHS (I think). I just remember the scene where Poison Ivy first appears out of a gorilla costume. The camera starts with her hand slowly escaping the outfit as she walks seductively and all of that. For some reason, that really made my dick get hard. I was, like, four, five, maybe six, and that was my first moment of being fucking aroused. I don't know why I found it so hot, but I remember as I got older (up to, like, 9-ish) I'd watch it in my room, rewinding it constantly to that scene. It wasn't long until I touched myself. I started rubbing my dick between my hands like I was starting a fucking fire. I mean, if my "wood" was actually wood, then there'd be a fucking house fire. I didn't know it was masturbation, I didn't know anything really. I just knew that my wiener was hard and "tickling" it was fun. I don't know what it was, why that part where she slid the gorilla gloves off turned me on, but I just remember how every nuanced movement she made intrigued me.

I started asking questions. Why did Batman and Robin have nipples and butt cracks? I started to become strangely fascinated with human bodies. Why did they bother wearing clothes if they were going to show their parts? Batgirl never helped, either. I became obsessed with "boobies" and "parts" at the ripe age of fucking six years old. Six. Years. Old. This drove me to sneak over Playboy Magazines from my neighbor's mailbox (I found out they had it when I eavesdropped on my Mom and Dad talking about it in the foyer). I then became more curious about my body, then others' as well. Did my teacher have big boobies or small man-boobies? Did my friend sitting at the desk next to me have a willy like mine? I became too aware of sexuality, and eventually, through my own self-induced brainwashing, began asking people such questions. Most kids didn't know shit, so they answered honestly.

Contd.
It never really got bad, asking my fellow classmates. Surprising, I know. However, when I’d go off somewhere with my parents (to the park, the mall, the store, etc.) I’d ask strangers these questions. Their reactions were the usual, “oh my goodness, you shouldn’t ask me that” and so on… But the trippy part is this: half the time, they told me their answer about their nipples, their weiny, or whatever with a pleasant smile. I’d then run back and find my parents and resume life and get scolded for running off. Then, I went to Summer camp. I asked such questions liberally “because of Batman” to other campers like I did with my friends and fellow students at school. I’d ask counselors, too, and they’d scold me. But one day, I asked this one counselor, a woman who looked flat, if she had boobies. I was alone at the time. I don’t remember where. Hell, I barely remember most of the stuff I’m writing because this shit was so normal to me. I just know that all the other kids were playing somewhere else, and little were with this counselor behind part of a building with grayish-brown bricks. I think (and I may be making this up) that the counselors were doing some weird fun day at the camp, because each one was at a specific part of the camp with “stations” I think with different activities, or just for a change of pace? I don't know. It was the last day, though, so it’d make sense. I know that I went to this “station” with this flat-chested counselor on my own accord and the two other campers there left to do hopscotch with one of their friends at another station. So then it was me, this counselor, and her flat-looking chest.

Contd.
It never really got bad, asking my fellow classmates. Surprising, I know. However, when I’d go off somewhere with my parents (to the park, the mall, the store, etc.) I’d ask strangers these questions. Their reactions were the usual, “oh my goodness, you shouldn’t ask me that” and so on… But the trippy part is this: half the time, they told me their answer about their nipples, their weiny, or whatever with a pleasant smile. I’d then run back and find my parents and resume life and get scolded for running off. Then, I went to Summer camp. I asked such questions liberally “because of Batman” to other campers like I did with my friends and fellow students at school. I’d ask counselors, too, and they’d scold me. But one day, I asked this one counselor, a woman who looked flat, if she had boobies. I was alone at the time. I don’t remember where. Hell, I barely remember most of the stuff I’m writing because this shit was so normal to me. I just know that all the other kids were playing somewhere else, and little were with this counselor behind part of a building with grayish-brown bricks. I think (and I may be making this up) that the counselors were doing some weird fun day at the camp, because each one was at a specific part of the camp with “stations” I think with different activities, or just for a change of pace? I don't know. It was the last day, though, so it’d make sense. I know that I went to this “station” with this flat-chested counselor on my own accord and the two other campers there left to do hopscotch with one of their friends at another station. So then it was me, this counselor, and her flat-looking chest.

omg, my first boner

Cont’d.
I did the unthinkable. “Do you have boobies?” I asked. Her face crinkled with laugh. She said yes. She asked why I wanted to know. “Because Batman has boobies in Batman & Robin”. Now did I say it exactly like I’m writing it? Of course not. I don’t remember exactly what I said, just that it was along those lines. I basically, for whatever reason, opened up about ALL my weird-ass escapades, all my weird nights rewinding the fucking VHS to make tickle my pickle. She didn’t seem to mind. She then told me about what SHE does…I don’t remember, but I really want to say it included pie (but I’m not sure if that’s from my memory or what). I didn’t care. However, right when she finished talking, I asked if I could see her boobies. She smiled at me. She lifted up her shirt. She wasn’t as flat as I thought. Probably an A-cup, pushing at a B. She asked if I wanted to touch them. I wasn’t sure. I never “touched” anyone other than myself. She wasn’t a stranger, though. She was a counselor. She brought up Batman’s nipples and how I wanted to know what they felt like. I immediately agreed to touch her’s. I’m said to say, however, that after showing her my prick, I don’t remember anything else other than going home (but that was because it was the last day). I was perfectly fine. I didn’t feel perturbed or troubled, nor did I feel like I did anything. I was fine. However, I then did something different. “I saw someone’s boobies today.” They thought I was kidding. Can you believe that? Jesus. But yeah, after that, I was REALLY weird about privates. I watched Batman & Robin more, and saw it as an addiction. When my parents asked if I wanted anything gone for a garage sale, I immediately gave them the VHS, DVD, whatever the fuck it was.

Cont’d
This movie made me traumatize myself. I thank god I taught myself to avoid this shit, my therapist eventually talked me out of it, and my parents to this day have no idea. At the age of 10 years old, I was completely normal despite having anxiety. Despite this, though, I still remembered the movie, the boobs, and I continued masturbating at night. Eventually I grew out of it and it left me. I was still hyper-focused on sex-related things, I still looked at people, but I’d reinforce myself not to, and remain normal. I thank God I never thought about those younger than me. Then, by Highschool, I get raped. Repeatedly. It was a Catholic High School, so yeah. I was raped in the most brutal ways, though. Date rape, regular rape, gang-rape…I got jumped numerous times on my way home. Now, however, I’ve moved past that shit, let it all behind me. But still…all my pain, all my trauma... I attribute it to THIS FUCKING MOVIE. I’m now a rampant sex-addict for god’s sake. I can’t be pleased by my lovers. I will never have a normal view on the human body again, and the shitty sex-ed classes I had were practically nonexistent. I learned everything the wrong way. I learned from Batman & Robin.


>TL;DR
This movie sexually traumatized me for life.

And again, this is all fucking true. I wish to God it wasn't, but it is. I guess it doesn't matter if you believe me, but it's the truth. Maybe I'm posting this in the hopes that others won't believe it for whatever reason. I don't know, I just had to get this out.

I remember the '89 Batman. Loads of people were wearing shirts like this. Don't remember this one much at all.

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tl;dr

what the fuck did I just read?

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track down the camp counselor and ask to see her tits again.
Say you've been thinking about them non stop since you were 6.

The way I see it 1 of 3 things will happen:
1. You'll finally satisfy your obsession and be fulfilled after returning to that exact state and reliving it with better understanding..

2. You will get stuck in a weird time loop and go back in time to when you first touched her tits.

3. It'll cause a mental slip and you'll have a stroke or aneurysm.

All 3 of these sound pretty cool, so I think you should do it.

>this movie made me awaken my sexuality a lot earlier than expected and it became a fucking nightmare that ruined my whole sex life forever
>oh yeah and I was also raped several times during highschool, even at my own home

>It was a Catholic High School, so yeah. I was raped in the most brutal ways, though. Date rape, regular rape, gang-rape…I got jumped numerous times on my way home

>implying that shit is normal

I want details senpai

>Then, by Highschool, I get raped. Repeatedly.
and you blame batman movies for being fucked up
what the fuck was this story user

andare the same post, so I'm calling bullshit.


Also, I was 10 when this came out, and I remember popping a huge boner everytime Uma made out with that old scientist dude.

So was Bane is this film more like the comics? or was TDKR Bane more accurate?

Great story, but it's missing one thing.
At the beginning you should open with "Dear Penthouse,". The best sex-fiction stories always start that way.

You don't get it. She was a 40-year-old milf at the time. Even if I did want to meet her again for whatever fucking reason, she'd be old and I don't even remember much of the camp. I would literally not have remembered it if I did not see/feel her tits.

It's not normal, I know. I was joking that of course it was a CATHOLIC SCHOOL where I got raped. The sad thing is, however, that it was a normal thing for me. Everyday, I had that feeling of terror creeping behind my fucking neck. I never knew what they were gonna do to me, what it was gonna be, and when they were gonna strike. I'd say it was like having a knife at your throat for an unknown amount of time, but that happened too. A lot of this has been blocked out. I don't remember their names except one (Daniel). I also hear a teacher and several students got outed for it and there was a huge thing in town over it. I remember why they raped me. I found out they were sharing child porn. I was gonna get help, but they threatened me.

The reason I blame them is that I learned from them and did weird shit that probably got me into situations I shouldn't have wanted. It warped my views on sexuality. A first-grade boy shouldn't be pining to see another first-grade girls' vagina or asking questions about it. I don't blame the movie entirely, of course. I mean, I kind of can't. It's not its fault I was pretty much retarded and found that one scene hot. But it set off events in my life like a chain reaction. It just doesn't help that I got raped in High School and now I have a shitload of ACTUAL trauma. I also believe I might've had something done to me after I touched the counselor's tits.

I typed this all on Google docs. Pasted each part individually on. Gotta fit that 2k character limit ya know.


I'm just saying that this movie helped mess me up and I got more fucked up thanks to High School. Also think it's funny because Joel Schumacher was hired to be kid-friendly.

What the fuck, man. You're getting help, right? Please tell me you have help.

dude wat

TDKR was more accurate.

Bane in this film was a non-speaking henchman, Nolan went out of his way to redefine at least one character from each of these original movies (Batman and the Joker from one, Catwoman from two, Two-face from the third and Bane from 4).

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wait what?

>i got raped because of batman & robin
>boo hoo fucking hoo

barrel roll asap fucking hell