So how did he learn to drive and cut telephone lines if he entered the asylum with 6 and was there for 15 years?

So how did he learn to drive and cut telephone lines if he entered the asylum with 6 and was there for 15 years?

Neither of those things are hard
Driving especially if you're in the middle of rural Illinois

Because of the Cult of Thorn.

isn't american driving just point the car where you want it to go,push gas and when you need to stop,push brakes?

>american driving
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also driving seems easy to figure out, telephone lines seem like a more interesting question

I think 6 tries to say that the cult leader doctor taught him how to drive. What utter shit.

Most of American cars have an automatic transmission. They literally push two pedals and that's it. You can learn to drive in a day.

the cult is only in 6 or 4 and 5?

Well of course, american gears
I'm europoor so I spent more than a thousand euros to learn how to drive

Loomis implies in the first Hallowen that someone had to be have been teaching Micheal how to drive at the asylum.

Why do Europoors feel superior about their outdated technology? Were they also smug about still using hot air balloons after we invented aeroplanes?

brazilians invented aeroplanes

I don't know if you are trolling but manual transmission is great and everyone should learn how to drive a stick.

>way better fuel economy
>manual is simpler than automatic transmission so it's easier and cheaper to fix
>more gears
>you feel like a racing driver
>if you know how to drive a stick,you can drive any personal car

Driving a stick shift isn't hard, and it's also something that can be learned in an afternoon. Fuel economy is something poor people and liberals care about. Also, I like to drive drunk and smoke weed when I'm driving, and that's not as easy to do with a standard.

Dr Wynn taught him

Shifting gears is too much physical exercise for Ameriburgers. ALSO, they need one free hand to be able to enjoy their Whopper and Big Gulp Diet Coke.

Nah, it's because we all like to smoke in our cars.

europeans smoke in cars too

They don't smoke bowls. You sick fucks just smoke spliffs with tobacco in them because you don't understand that weed and tobacco are smoked differently.

I think the symbol is loosely referenced in 4 and the Man in Black briefly appears in 5 but you never see his face or defining characteristics.

sociopaths and serial killers are often superiorily intelligent individuals
think about this...

the ones that don't talk too?

It's implied he's not strictly human by the end of the film. Loomis says he's evil, so, he's supernatural. He can do shit because spooky.

>I spent more than a thousand euros to learn how to drive
who the fuck pays to learn how to drive? is that common? i learned a manual transmission by practicing off-road, in parking lots, etc and took an official driver's ed class in high school (which was free)

that's a fucking lie. a few notable ones were definitely intelligent, but most of them were of average if not below average intelligence. most just killed people that society didn't give a fuck about or people they had no connection to so it was more difficult for police to find them

I don't know - how did he learn to be invincible from bullets and shit?

it's illegal in spain to drive without license
even if you have a friend that can drive next to you
it's mandated to have school lessons with a licensed teacher that has his own pedals
people usually fail 2 or 3 exams and have to pay each time
I passed at first but it's not common
every school class costs more than 20 euros and lasts 45 minutes

>official driver's ed class in high school (which was free)
sadly we don't do that cause it's a huge business in spain
lots of driving schools
I'm currently geting the license for a bike 500 cc
I already made 8 classes, 26 euros each

Rob Zombie said that bothered him too when he was making the remake.

>spent more than a thousand euros to learn how to push my foot down on a pedal and turn a wheel
Jesus Christ.

It's not that, you learn to drive in a city without making any mistake so that the goberment examiner gives you the license
And he can suspend you because you didn't look your left mirror enough
Don't you have tests in america?
Just the paperwork is 150

but wasnt he in some catatonic state? all he did was sat in a chair all day

did he have a dick?

I wish I was american desu

>automatic is the norm
>big, straight roads
>getting your license at 16

>tfw ywn be a cool kid fucking stacy on the backseat of your old mustang