HELP HELP, THE QUALITY OF THIS SHOW HAS FALLEN

>HELP HELP, THE QUALITY OF THIS SHOW HAS FALLEN

I like how he broke character and let the audience know he actually intended to push her down the stairs. GOAT show.

I stopped watching 4 episodes into the new season.

I know it's horrible but the audacity of its awfulness keeps me coming back.

>HELP HELP THIS MEME HAS ALREADY RUN ITS COURSE

just like the show tbqh fampai

>netflix gets my 8.99 / month whether I watch their shit or not
>I'll stop watching, that will surely show them

There's other things on Netflix besides House of Cards, user.

HELP HELP
THE WRITERS HAVE DECIDED PRESIDENCY DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING

I actually liked this line, it was funny. Like he was barely even trying to pretend he cared. Autistic kids probably get mad at humor.

HELP HELP

>since I like it, everyone else ha a problem and not me
Nice coping mechanism.

>Netflix can't tell when someone is watching HoC vs other shows.

She fell off like 5 steps what the hell

He's gay lol

Sorry

I can't believe the President is a literal cuck. He and his Wife have directly murdered people and ordered the deaths of several more. I can't believe they had their Bull living with them in the White House. I can't believe they discuss murder openly. I can't believe a lifelong Republican political consultant would switch sides like that. I can't believe Conway would unravel like that. I can't believe Tom Dumbasshit can't put together a coherent story. I can't believe a woman with no experience was made her husband's running mate. I can't believe the Secretary of State ended up in a Coma by falling 5 steps. I can't believe a guy who roleplayed as Frank's grandfather got assfucked and told the President he loves him in public. I can't believe a single NSA hacker was able to expertly hack the election and create fake intelligence. I can't believe none of the secret service leak anything. I can't believe Claire confessed her husband's murders to their Bull. I can't believe Frank after working for this his whole life willingly created the circumstances to his destruction. I can't believe they trusted Jane Davis after knowing her for a few months at MOST.

Most of all, I can't believe I watched this shit for 5 years

HELP HELP MY CAREER HAS FALLEN

New season is such a botchj
Dont know if ive ever been more disapointed with the curve a show has taken
And where the fuck is Remy? Literally the best charactor

>OOMPH

>you're probably wondering how I got here

House of Cards is a lot like 24, it's so fucking retarded and over the top but you can't turn it off because you can't wait to see how they outdo themselves next time

This sums it all up

I cant believe how bad they wanted season 5 to be "shocking"

What's a big fall

Tom was based. He literally cucked the President and then died as the President came on his cock.

He's a legend.

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I don't watch this show but I'm curious: Does any of the other characters ever notice him talking to the "camera"? I know it's not supposed to be actually happening when he breaks the 4th wall, but even so.

Robin Wright does it once in the new season.

>WOMYN STRONK I CAN BREAK THE 4TH WALL TOO

Bitch fucking ruined the show.

Wow, I really wish there were more scenes of Tom and Claire talking in bed. They really didn't have enough

>I can't believe a woman with no experience was made her husband's running mate

Yeah I really can't believe a person with no political experience ever has made it to the highest political position in the U.S.

I heard they are grooming her to take over the show as lead, hence why she broke the 4th wall

But Trump wasn't a literal who. His business experience and extensive tenure in the public's mind (through is various shows and interviews from the 80-90s) gave him credibility. Imagine if Bush Jr. made Laura his running mate in 2004.

Some OC for you lads

The US will never, EVER, have a female president.

HELP HELP I'M RETARDED

Would not surprise me at all. The show is already a dumpster fire of fucking lunacy. The plot is so contrived and detached from reality it's almost humorous at times.

4 U

it goes from pretty good believable political melodrama of season 1 to complete absurdity so fucking quickly though

I think that's what is so jarring about the show, that it's so completely unaware of how dumb it is

>pushing the secretary of state down a few steps and having her go into a coma was an essential part of his master plan