Yesterday's previous thread hilarity: >Brazilians use designated shitbins, don't flush TP >literal bins full of shitted up paper sitting in the Brazilian heat of the day >South Americans will defend this >Olympic accommodation falling apart, rivers of piss running down walls >South American showers of death
Today's news: Brazilian Water Still Teeming With Feces
>'Don’t put your head underwater': visitors warned over Olympics pollution
The best bit:
>The first results of the study published over a year ago showed viral levels at up to 1.7m times what would be considered problematic in the United States or Europe. At those concentrations, swimmers and athletes who ingest just three teaspoons of water are almost certain to be infected with viruses that can cause stomach and respiratory illnesses and more rarely heart and brain inflammation — although whether they actually fall ill depends on a series of factors including the strength of the individual’s immune system.
So Much Shit In The Water, Olympic Boats Have Skidmarks:
>“It shouldn’t be this dirty. But there’s nothing we can do about it,” Finnish sailor Camilla Cedercreutz told the Associated Press. The notoriously polluted bay, nicknamed “the latrine” by locals, drew in a new oil slick on Monday that tarred the white boats completely. “We’ve never seen anything like this. It was all over the place,” Cedercreutz added. She noted that her boat turned so dark that other sailors told her, “your boat looks like a toilet.”
Fucking animals should not even exist on this planet.
Henry Barnes
>mfw the only people who will suffer because of this are Chad and Stacy
Let them wallow in it.
The Olympic Games is literally one big multikulti orgy, I don't know why more on Sup Forums aren't relishing in this. I guess it's the Nu/pol/ cuck influence
Parker Reed
>not just showering after you poo
f a m s..
Logan Thompson
>ingest 'dirty' water over here >sore throat for a day
>ingest 'dirty' Brazilian water >heart and brain inflammation
Levi Torres
>tfw when I lived in Rio for a year and drank the tap water for a month before a Carioca found out and warned me not to
A-a-am I gonna be ok, family?
Joshua Stewart
You have a tapeworm/parasite living in you, no big deal my fampai
Adrian Jones
What braindead jackass let Brazil host the Olympics in the first place?
People would be safer on the fucking moon.
Dylan Cox
Dirty shit water might change one's skin tone but it's not very likely. Most Brazilians are completely white.
>build standards are so low EVEN THE CHINESE ARE LAUGHING
Ian Miller
You brought the Olympics to this shithole now you dig your own crap
Jaxson Flores
That looks like a megaphone
Dominic Roberts
10th for the shitty IED these Olympics will prove to be
Oliver Evans
DESIGNATED
Brandon Nelson
The lack of water heaters is one thing, but they can't even do the electrical work properly! I've yet to see a single picture of one of these shower heads that didn't look like an absolute death trap assembled by a 12 year old.
Owen Morgan
And you said Sochi was bad. Oh well atleast our Meldonium Monsters are safe
Oliver Turner
Were the fuck have you been? We have been mocking this shit for nearly a year now.
Eli Walker
hue
Brayden Green
Brazilians confirmed for not enough pooing in loo Potty training needed Savage apes
Aiden Edwards
Most posts I see on here imply that the Olympic games are something of honor to be saved/coddled, and not a multikulti orgy of athletes and event organizers alike fucking and sucking eachother like degenerates
Chase Lewis
>the ground wire is optional
Zachary Hill
so whats the fallout going to be
Jeremiah Lopez
Any pics of the shit smeared sailing boats?
Samuel Nguyen
DON'T BE A HUE PAPER IN LOO
Samuel Cook
Reminder
Beaners also don't flush tp
Daniel Nelson
Just went looking.
>my fucking sides
Jayden Butler
Minimal. Doubtlessly many athletes will fall ill, but the IOC will cover it up to protect their reputation and their sponsors.
Most of the athletes will be in land-based sports, not water sports, so most of them will probably come out healthy. Expect to see statistics about how most athletes were fine. Expect them to bury statistics about how sick the water athletes became.
Easton Roberts
Jesus christ, it really does look like an uncleaned toilet.
Brayden Hughes
>What braindead jackass let Brazil host the Olympics in the first place?
I've actually been wondering this for a while, how did this even happen?
Chase Morales
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Kayden Butler
Lots and lots of bribes.
Seriously.
Julian Kelly
That's Slavs and asians, my man
William Myers
Massive bribery. The IOC always operates off massive bribery.
What I don't get is why Brazil/Rio wanted the olympics in the first place. Surely they knew this would be a massive embarrassment. I guess a lot of local contractors are getting very rich off this sham...
Jonathan Cook
Sorry carlos, mexcrement don't flush tp, at least in parts of Mexico
Nathan Perry
>slavs
You don't need to flush a toilet that is literally just a hole in the ground, 20 meters away from your actual home
Evan Robinson
This is the end result of shitting up the gene pool for that last 50 years: a nasty dysfunctional and dangerous shithole of a country.
- E. Trump
Kayden Lewis
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Carson Allen
I'm not sure what the hell they expected when they voted for fucking South America of all places to be where they held the Olympics. If I were the athletes, I'd refuse to compete and demand to be sent home immediately.
Gavin Edwards
This broke ONE FUCKING MINUTE AGO:
> Rio 2016: Olympic boxing tournament hit by corruption allegations >Judges and referees alleged to be involved in manipulating draws and bouts
We haven't even started yet and there are fucking turds and bribes just flying around everywhere.
Hunter Anderson
>What I don't get is why Brazil/Rio wanted the olympics in the first place. Surely they knew this would be a massive embarrassment. I guess a lot of local contractors are getting very rich off this sham...
This was going to be my next question.
Easton Nguyen
$
Julian Foster
This, olympics is degenerate as fuck.
Jack Anderson
And all my polish friends say their parents don't flush because of the quality of tp in ex Soviet states. (including Asian ones). We also had a guess about this a month ago, try to lurk more, Nu/pol/ kiddo.
>implying everyone who points out facts is a spic
Not an argument.
Austin Sanchez
Hey, at least you guys have outhouses/latrines figured out.
These Brazilian savages store their shit in wastebins in their bathrooms.
Or look at the indians. They say they shit in the street because they are poor. What, too poor to buy a shovel? Nobody is too poor for an outhouse or latrine. They are subhumans.
Easton Rogers
So this dude took a big shit in a toilet and didn't flush.
PUBLIC HEALTH HAZARD!!!!
Jaxon Powell
Didn't you gus hear about the Olympic horses that got stolen?
Blake Garcia
NO, he tried to flush his paper. Apparently South Americans leave their shit paper to rot in a hot bucket all day instead of flushing it.
>fucking turds and bribes just flying around everywhere
My sides
Nolan Kelly
The Olympics are going to be fucking awesome. This is the first time I've been excited for them. I predict many happenings.
Eli Davis
Neutron bombs to sterilize the land. Let it return to nature.
Repopulate with white people after a few centuries.
Chase Walker
not very unusual if the black water is used to supply the sailing lake. it would be a shame having all that toilet paper swimming around (it doesn't disolve very fast)
Jonathan Kelly
HAHAHA
At this point if I was an athlete there i'd just outright refuse to compete due to health and safety concerns
Angel Russell
Germany more likely.
Kayden Barnes
go back to
Jace Wright
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Colton Miller
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to hold olympics in brazil?
Colton Ross
Sochi was over-exaggerated. Most of the bathroom complains were due to privacy issues, not feces in baskets and toilets that don't flush, the Sochi toilets worked just fine.
And that's just the toilet complains. Sochi didn't have water sports in lakes full of deadly bacteria and feces.
Nathaniel Lopez
Swimmers training session filmed from helicopter?
Christian Thomas
Someone posted a link to the French embassy's advice for travelers a few days ago.
They recommended that you always carry a spare 20-50 reals on you for the inevitable muggings. Seriously.
Levi Reed
fuck up leaf
Xavier Ramirez
>defending multikulti breeding grounds
I didn't know shitaly was this cucked
Connor Rodriguez
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Jaxson Green
its already good
Christopher Jackson
>Rosenberg
Robert Gray
easier said than done. people prep for this shit (no pun intended) their entire lives.
i feel bad for the poor bastards whose peak athleticism happens to coincide with this 2016 olympics nightmare
Evan Anderson
why is thi sallowed? why did they choose this shithole? why did no one check this?
Jeremiah Murphy
>Sydney 2000 >why are you waving kermits asshole >it isn't easy being green
Xavier Martin
Yesterday, a big sailing structure there collapsed and they had to fire the security company. It's going to be fucking great. My only fear? The Jews who pay for the rights hold onto all the footage tighter than their balls, and brazilian monkeys have never provided a decent stream/link or translation. You can be sure most of the shit will be on tape delay, so going to be hard to actually see any happenings in real time.
Ayden Harris
What is that bin for?
Andrew Young
>it isn't easy being green
Dylan Morris
...
Leo Turner
SOMEONE PLS MAKE A VIRUS THAT KILLS ANYONE WITH BROWN SKIN OR JUST NUKE THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE PLANET FUCKING PLEASE ALREADY
Austin Harris
sucks to be them
Alexander Wright
Look here.
Elijah Robinson
It's going to be hard to hide it when Usain Bolt blasts across the line with fucking diarrhea running down his legs.
Jonathan Peterson
>why is thi sallowed? Corruption. >why did they choose this shithole? Corruption. >why did no one check this? Corruption.
Colton Rivera
>he wants a deus ex solution to come along so someone else does the heavy lifting
Typical Nu-male.
Carter Cox
>tfw a jet of warm water followed by warm air touches my asshole
Master toilet race reporting it
Owen Fisher
Why is there an exposed ground wire in a shower?
Liam Robinson
>Years ago >But now
Hudson Morales
>good idea to hold olympics in brazil? The same group of niggers who have to be included in FIFA and the IOC for "diversity" will put the vents anyway for big enough bribes. Imagine the World Cup in Qatar, with people dropping dead on the field from heatstroke?
No Russian track and field qts....going to need to hope for an arm in the water.
Brayden Thompson
>Olympians fuck the shit out of each other in Rio >All the female Olympians get pregnant with Zika babies Fucking hell.
Evan Sanchez
I would never put a foot in Rio de Janeiro for nothing in my life.
Those who are stupid enough to do it deserve every shit they get or their faces
Carson Ward
We can defend that. The Rio Olympics is a mistake.
Anthony Ramirez
>The earth wire isn't connecting, insuring you'll be electrocuted if the heating element goes bad.
Kek.
William Walker
co-op shitting is the new rage
Adam Campbell
Pic of showerhead pls
Bentley Turner
A generation of the worlds finest athletes are all going to be ruined because of this (literal) shitshow
Cameron Ortiz
Just because you put some duct tapeed some pvc over the wiring doesn't mean you're any Brazilian intellectual
