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the modern ennui edition
turtle sub-edition

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Trains, Planes, or Automobiles?

Shant be responding to jfs anymore

>someone paid millions of dollars for this

guffawing at those legs

Even me? :3

Steve Martin was very swing or miss

Loved him in The Naked Gun

Yes even you

Why can't british slags into make-up

Grug want you tell Grug what wrong with Trump, but Grug will say every point you bring is lie from )))))mainstream media)) or Grug post gif of Trump saying "wrong."
Grug smart.

this is goodbye lads
wish you all the best

what's wrong with trump?

See you tomorrow

Don't appreciate political posts and that's that.

love the anti-yank brit

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bon voyage

What's your view on politics lads

>I'm racist

2018 is the year when i get an emily blunt lookalike english girlfriend inshallah

see you in a bit love

What does the text say?

>im not racist

Libertarianism, too bad it doesn't exist in Europe

Just snagged me 5 whole (You)s on that Trump working for Putin post. I run /brit/.

that rita ora song has the fucking catchiest hook going
reeeeeeeeeee

pathetic

If you're PSG lad I'll miss you

>Libertarianism

Did you see she dated Conrad McGregor?

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Shan't be giving you anymore (You)s.

>im left libertarian

alri' lads haha

the average French in 100 years

>Jerusalem should be Israel's capital.

In an ideal world I'd be a stout socialist but because I'm a pragmatist at heart I'm more center-right

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That whole image of the devs holding a copy of No Man's Soy is fucking cringe. Mainly because the game was appalling and also the fucking manchildren getting all excited over a video game

Nobody has ever died under anarcho-Capitalism

weird how half of them have high test beards

What did Tim do for NYE?

I'm swerve right centrebitarian with a sprinkling of post-Falangist authoritarianism

the absolute state of the goblin up the top middle picture

>tfw no chest hair and can't grow a beard, only sparse hairs on my chin and upper lip
what am i

Fucked moosey

>black people are stup--

Approximately how long ago did the open mouth male picture become popular?

Chinese

When soy consumption crossed the numale threshold, around mid-late 2015

aonli reeel mmen hab uh bierd

whiter than you muhammad

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I'm just a straight out and out fascist and I fully expect to be hatted

>autismoyank is posting about black people in america and not british culture

Lo lo lo lo lola

What's wrong with getting excited over a video game?

>gf left
>awesome, time to WHACK OFF
why does this keeps happening

So lads are you soyboys or bugmen?

ich bin ein weinerschnitzel

Video games are supposed to be a chore and shit and annoying and you should feel ashamed for playing them.

Partially true.

the yank phenotype

mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-muh pokerface
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Is Lady Gaga still bopping about?

I LKIE BUNTTER BU PLAESS DON BUTTNER ME BAK

£50 for a 20 minute journey home? Hahahaha go on then Muhammad you fucking sneaky cunt - noticed that all your mates cancelled my Uber requests bet you’ll be laughing at that one back at the gaff eh? Hahaha
Fucking love New Years me, fucking love it lads

Both

In the UK, I have genuinely encountered people from wealthy and rural backgrounds who genuinely thought that house numbers were only an American thing, and that every house in Britain had a name.
I'd hate to be a postman if that were the case.

had a dream i was back at school getting bullied

woke up crying

any robin man in?

Should have just run when he stopped

genuinely thought this until we moved to a povvo house while we swapped up

Sweet, I'm only the second most pathetic person in this thread!

Cyberpunk 2077 is never coming out isn't it lads?

Ireland has no postcodes. No idea what the postman does there

Kiwis are low key the most disproportionately homosexual posters on Sup Forums. /ausnz/ is filled with them anime avatar gayposting.

Kek this dumb bint getting married at Times Square said shit on live TV.

Made me pay up front didn’t he the sly little cunt - bet the meter won’t even hit 40

every kiwi is gay

what does that even mean? video games are supposed to be leisure like television or reading or any other hobby

Why yes PC is the master race, look at Star Citizen, it'll be released in 2030 post-beta

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when I was in uni, I actually lost friends because I couldn't afford to do the activities they did, like going to bars every weekend, or going to multiple concerts/raves/festivals over the summer. It was partly about not having the money, and partly about not being able to take time off work.It was embarrassing to be 20 and tell other 20 year olds I couldn't afford what they took for granted, so I'd tell them I didn't like bars or I didn't like raves. They took that to mean I didn't like them.

Naw

I nought the Witcher 3 ages ago on sale but still haven't played it haha

kek

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It's good, but you can't make your own characters like in Skyrim. You have to play as Gerald.

It's shit you just run from objective to objective as Gerald

Wrong. Video games are a complete waste of time and is a meaningless activity that should only be a strict time waster and nothing more. Hobbies are things that require some form of progression in skill to master it. Like skiing or snooker. Not fucking leveling ul your gay nord on skyrim lmoa

hmm
well I have an android phone, but that's because it was cheap and I just needed something that functioned as a phone and can use various messaging apps
also don't have a gf

I don't think I fit into either of these categories

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it's priddy good, put 200 hours into it last year

you can play lots of different ways though
except if you have the expansions one of the mutations is clearly far fucking better than anything else

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People who hate tradition should be fed through a wood-chipper feet first.

when I first saw this picture I was shocked when zooming in but when the yank pointed it out to me I howled for 5 minutes straight

enjoy thinking of him as being called gerald
thanks guys

Captcha box selection changed it went to orange outlines for me just now

i agree completely