/ausnz/

rape edition

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me on the ground

w-wait!
I'm obviously doing the raping... haha I mean being raped would be awful...

Honestly just tense your body up and yell "SICKNESS BE GONEEEE" repeatedly like so
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You'll throw up in no time.

How's 2018 cunts
think its been shit so far

you on the ground

>Don't tell me that's what you do!
only sometimes
>I think I might have to, unless you promise to stop telling me that I couldn't rape anybody.
I can't promise anything, I doubt you could even rape someone with no limbs

RAPE IS WRONG THOUGH

AAAAAAAAAH

>lives in Singapore
Yeah I'd think life is awful too.

I got sunburnt at the beach. My nose and cheeks are red desu.

>only sometimes
u-uh ok
That's a really bad habit for an anemic highschooler such as yourself you realise

>I doubt you could even rape someone with no limbs
That's the last straw
You are losing your virginity whether you like it or not, I'd keep up the drinking if I was you as maybe it'll numb the pain from my penor.

It is isn't it. I'm going to be conscripted in a month.

>RAPE IS WRONG'
It's relative, rape can be used for good
>numb the pain from my penor.
I doubt a little thing like that would cause any discomfort, I think one of my fingers is bigger

DONT TOUCH HIM WITHOUT HIS CONSENT AAAAAAAH

Just threw up, I'm feeling like shit. My body is shaking, my heard hurts and I smell like vomit.
Don't drink kids

>I doubt a little thing like that would cause any discomfort, I think one of my fingers is bigger
If you refuse to let me bully you...
can you at least bully me then?

*touches you all over without your consent*
Fine I won't :3

>rape can be used for good
this
would LOVE to be raped
Not by a highschooler though.

Mate go take a shower and lie down. Maybe close your eyes for a bit.

very gay

>My body is shaking
Usually I feel much better after throwing up a few; you're expelling the alcohol after all.
Sorry user, RIP.

>Not by a highschooler though.
Looks like Chalmers is out of luck there

Are you a new? Don't remember any leaves here desu. What province?

I can't stand up
Might be better in a while

That's bad then. Where are you? In the bathroom?
Don't tell me you puked on your bed

I crawled my way to the toilets. Back in my bed now

Yeah relatively. My bf is Aus so I figured I'll drop by. Turned out /ausnz/ is much better than /cum/.
>What province?
Ontario for now.

What are you doing out under the sun? Go sit under some umbrellas desu.

Go take a shower and then lay on the couch alongside me under a blanket. We can have water and Tim Tams.
A-user why are you taking off my belt?

>If you refuse to let me bully you...
sorry I just can't help talking back
>can you at least bully me then?
no, why would I bother bullying a loser like you
rude, I might rape you now just because you said that

Just get some rest mate. And honestly if you feel like puking again go for it, it makes you feel better

Noice

*takes off your pants too*
*notices bulge*
0w0, whats this?

Source

Upotte!

Hmpf, as if a middle schooler like you who's still in the process of puberty can satisfy my carnal desires.
Bet you don't even have hair down there.

>sorry I just can't help talking back
You would make a TERRIBLE sub
>no, why would I bother bullying a loser like you
and a TERRIBLE dom as well

I just want attention and humiliation...
you are a really rude mc rudey person

>Bf is aus
Say hi from home desu.
I was at the beach today and didn’t put sunscreen on the right places desu :3

>Go take a shower and then lay on the couch alongside me under a blanket. We can have water and Tim Tams.
my body is not ready for this user
>Just get some rest mate
I'll try to.
>and honestly if you feel like puking again go for it
Aye I definitely need to.

What a way to start 2018

Aren't there umbrellas at the beach? Or were you pretending to be a normie

...

Th-that bulge isn’t from you or anything. D-don’t touch it p-please.

>Say hi from home desu.

>/ausnz/ - gay rp
who is responsible for this shit

homos fuck off

Think about it. The air conditioner is on, the tv is playing something nice, we have food around us and we’re in the sofa.

It’ll fix your hangover in my opinion desu.
Umbrellas don’t come with our beaches desu. We have to bring our own desu.

No homos here except for you desu.

Sorry I’m on mobile desu. Tell him I said hi :3

So you sat in the sweltering Australian sun and shitposted from there? wew lad.

>It’ll fix your hangover in my opinion desu.
I'm ready to try anything at this point. I'm feeling like absolute shit. I need some sleep

Dear gays

now I want to rape you extra hard, and I have a bit of hair down there you baka
>You would make a TERRIBLE sub
no, you're just a terrible dom

>really rude mc rudey person
if you're going to talk like a small child maybe I'll treat you like one, and rude children get spanked, maybe after that I'll make you walk around in a short skirt so everyone can see the marks I've made on your skin

hold on i'll take your comment at face value lets just examine the entire thread

oh wait you're wrong you fucking fairies make your own general. call it world wide cocksucking or something

Ah, will do.

>a bit of hair
That's consistent with the growth spurt you reported the other day, keep it up user-kun.
You'll be a ninth grader in no time!

Dumb homo, nothing gay about straight boys helping other straight boys masturbate with lewd posts.

I-I'm not a child!

If you smacked me that would just make you a big ol meanie! y-you wouldn't flip my skirt to expose me in public would you?

This is true.

This is why I don’t drink desu :3
Just go have another glass of water and rest on the sofa with me and snooze.
Thanks desu. What part of the country is he from anyway?
Th-this is true.

you are the worst of the bunch

>This is why I don’t drink desu :3
Never start drinking lad
>Just go have another glass of water
I should, it would help me throw up

Keep up the funny middleschooler jokes and I will have absolutely no mercy. I will not be insulted by a "person" who's greatest goal in live is to be used as a urial, greedily gulping down the fluids of real men
If you kept acting up I'd have to spank you in public, imagine the pain from my hand mixed with the shame from having everyone see you as the pathetic little girl you are

>drinking so much you have a hangover
>not being such an alcoholic you no longer get hangovers and instead just get liver and kidney pain

>What part of the country is he from anyway?
Western Aus.

T-that's not my greatest goal in life!! I-it's just my natural role as a meat onahole.

I'm guessing Perth, there's not much else on the west coast

>I'm guessing Perth
And you'd be right.

s-sorry sir
I'll behave from now on! I don't want everybody to see the marks on my bottom or have them see the red blush of pleasure on my face as your hand firmly connects with me...

I’m on holidays mate. Just let me have fun.
Go rest on the bed with multiple pillows to support your head and body. Also have some fruit or crackers desu.
Perth?
I-I wanna hold that girl in my arms.

>blush of pressure on my face.

N-now you’re making me blush desu.

...

>Perth?
Yep.

M-my greatest goal in life is to please my master enough that he allows me in the same bed as him...

AAAAAAAAAAH GAAAAAAH AAAHAHAGAGAGAAAAAAAAAAAH

How was your New Years?
OwO. T-tell him I’m from Sydney and that his city is trash. In a jokey way if course don’t be mean :3

What if he makes you sleep at the foot of the bed like a dog?

Exactly, I will not be insulted by some onahole. Now apologies to me you pathetic cocksleeve
You say that now but I'm sure this obedaice won't last long, you need to be taught a lesson you won't forget, I think I'll drag you by the hair and push you over a public bench before I start smacking you with my hand, after awhile I'll take off my belt and hit you with that

and while this is happening people will wonder what's going on and crowd around you, some laugh at you, some spit on you and others film it on their phones

You can do that with me anyway desu.

>sleeping on the bed at all
That's way too good for you

Had to work in -18F/C weather and got of at 1 am......................sooo mediocre at its best.

>T-tell him I’m from Sydney and that his city is trash.
Nope I'm the only one who can tease him.

T-that's better than sleeping in a cage...

Sorry, chuugakusei-sama! I'll let you do whatever you please to me with your prepubescent dick...

What job?
Then just tell him I’m from Sydney desu:3
L-lewd.

me on the right

you little bastard, how dare you, If I could I'd fill your mouth will a massive didlo gag whenever it wasn't being used by a cock, that would shut you up

Convenience store and helping my uncle plow snow through the city.

I want you now wtf.
>ywn plow snow and be a thot destroyer at the same time.
You have steam?

A dildo gag? That's it? Not even a gag covered in your semen so as to force me to have your taste on my tongue all the time? Not even a blindfold and ear muffs to deprive me of all my senses except for the sense of being filled up in my mouth-hole? Well, I guess that's to be expected from a middle schooler who clicks no to the "are you 18" warning on hentai sites...

>Then just tell him I'm from Sydney desu:3
Mmmk. I'm gonna head off to bed now. Good night.

Good night~

But I'd need a kiss as a reward instead

Yes, maybe, no? eh ded

>a gag covered in your semen so as to force me to have your taste on my tongue all the time?

fine, I give up, you win

Goodnight!
*kisses neck hairs*
You’re lewd desu.

I like collecting interesting people desu. You seem worthy :3

AHahahahaha
We've been beat have we mister highschooler?
I beat you couldn't dom someone if you tried!

i-i'm sorry I'm such a pathetic dom, I shouldn't have tried

but p-please don't call me a highschooler,

What a useless little middleschooler, you can't even dom a SUPER MASOCHIST SLUT like me.

HEH NOT TODAY

This just feels wrong.
I was hoping you would rebuke me and bully me some more...
You really are a lost cause

Jesus, how pathetic. Going from being a pseudo-dom to a completely hapless begging child in just a few moments.

I'm starting to worry I might also be into age-play as well...
I want to be treated like a little girl.

s-sorry for wasting your time, I should have known I was beneath you

I’m going to go have dinner and watch a movie everyone. I’ll be back soon :3