KEK AWAKENS

KEK AWAKENS

abcnews.go.com/US/mysterious-smiley-face-appears-hawaiian-volcano-eruption/story?id=41039508

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ph3DHRIXct8
youtube.com/watch?v=ZkHffot0jsg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

kek can suck my dick, singles confirm

confirmed

Someone shop a smug peep hand on that smiley volcano

>the smuggest volcano in the hemisphere

THE UNDERWORLD REOPENS.

Osh

...

SHOCKING NEWS! NATURAL EARHTEN FORMATIONS TAKE ON PATTERNS AND SHAPES THAT VAGUELY RESEMBLE PATTERNS THAT HAVE MEANING TO HUMANS! MORE NEWS ON THIS SHOCKING AND RELEVANT STORY NEVER!

If we start worshiping Pele can we meme a bunch of Volcanic erruptions?

Guys. What happens if He comes for us who have been calling on him all this time?
Will we have to pay?

>Have a nice day :)

This would only be slightly more ominous if it was a :^)

We will be spared.

Hmm

PRAISE KEK!

BATH THE WORLD IN FIRE! THE FIRE RISES, BROTHERS!

I wanna cum in her lava

WW III begins tomorrow

the ones behind all this magick will suffer

you all might think this is fun and games but lots of people had warned you

enjoy it wil it lasts tho

Hawaii sinks into the ocean

Fuck Hawaii

"Kek" isn't real, you NEETs.

go away christcuck. you god is boring

Maradona > pele

Finally

>kek can suck my dick, singles confirm
Kek can suck it because he is real. He won't suck it because you are not worthy.

I believe.

He will bless us with cool mutations so we can cast mighty magic spells and be his feared and revered frog priests
>not wanting to be a greater demon of Kek

Even Kek laughs at your heretical croakings.

The fire rises, praise the end of this era!

The eschaton is upon us

The pantheon of Sup Forums

Kek
Baal


Should we add Vulcan or Pele to our pantheon

00-55 Vulcan
66-99 Pele

Check them.

>ywf kek is comming to earth

is this meme magick?

Wrong, the Pantheon of pol is the Ogdoad of Egypt

Kek
Amun
Nu
Heh

We shall pay in dubs!

GAS THE HERETICS GOD WAR NOW

>NO FUN ALLOWED !

>5757
KEK HAS SPOKEN !

looks like it's a sign for just times

Fimbulwinter is coming, kinsmen. And then Ragnarok. Take your seats on the meadbenches of Valhalla while you can.

+++ IT STARTS SOON +++

>What happens if He comes for us who have been calling on him all this time?

Celebrating every chaotic event and destructive event..

What do you think will happen?

Aashnas rakkatum
aashnas kekkatul
Ohm

confirmed
also the jews will invade mars but be defeated by steve coogan and James Madison pic related
youtube.com/watch?v=Ph3DHRIXct8

>Hawaii dies
less votes for democucks

Please anons stop this frog worshipping. Study the revelation it says that frog like spirits will come to the king of men and will make them start the last war. Repent and let Jesus Chitst in your hearts and let the morning star shine out of you. I beg you repent and stop worshipping the frog spirits they will corrupt your and the kings souls and heart.

Kill yourself christcuck

>what is doing something ironically

ACIIIIID A A A ACIIIID

>implying gods plan wasn't to force it on the individuals of Sup Forums to begin with
>implying god isn't the single most evil creature alive

That's the entire point.

Crashing this planet with no survivors.

The Day of the Croak is coming.

...

Good.

Faster now, there are no breaks.

Beautiful.

In the end, do the reasons matter?

Praise KEK lord of chaos! May my dubs bring him unwavering power!

I have transcended irony. Everything I say is serious.

I actually made that smiley face by pissing into the volcano like I was pissing in snow. My nut hair were singed off along with most of my pubes.

Praise Kek
Trios confirm

>8787

Allright ANONS, WE DID IT

PRAISE KEK, let him bring chaos over this world

Hey man, the dicks won't suck themselves. Get to it, bud.

who moloch here?
MOLOCH > KEK
MOLOCH > KEK
MOLOCH > KEK
MOLOCH > KEK
MOLOCH > KEK

I didn't know Scott Adams posted on Sup Forums.

honestly we should start this religion for reals. I declare myself the first prohet of kek

Unironicaly whoreship Moloch aka Jahwe.

Get out heretic

Moloch is a false idol. Give yourself over to kek and let him make all the choices in your life (create an algorithm that randomly picks an input you feed into it, giving him the means to command you) and you will be rewarded with satisfaction and purpose.

fresh off the presses

Oh look, heswithher
Get the fuck out of here cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=ZkHffot0jsg

>we should start a religion for reals
Lad, it's already been started.

Kek delivers almost every day.
None other have the same effect.

He doesn't, too blue pilled for that.

O lava Kek, these dubs you check

You have been reported for violation of EU hate speech law on grounds of religious discrimination. I have warned you in advance so you can prepare to comply with the authorities when they arrive.

Go one, write a evangelion and get keked KEK

>Gunman had body armor and a smartphone -- basically a cyborg
Reminds me, why isn't there a deus kex pepe?

Stay dry my amigo

Screw WW3 or any shit like that. It sight of some more fantastical, like alien invasion, zombie apocalypse or robot uprising

Xenu has awoken!

Check this ID

Praise be unto kek, he happenings are so near. The one big happening that was confirmed by repeating numerals must be nigh.

Implying anything can be confirmed without repeating numerals

Kek rewards his faithful by eating them first on the great and terrible judgment day. Kek the merciful!

Fucking terrifying. I had a dream with a face like that on an asteroid heading toward Earth.

PRAISE KEK
MAY HIS WEBBED HAND TOUCH US ALL IN THE RIGHTEST WRONG PLACES ( NO HOMO )

Scott has been posting about persuasion for more than a year, what are memes but ideas that infect the brains of other people? Putting ideas into other people's heads? Oh right, that's persuasion.

EVERYTHING IS MEMES

Can we stop with this retarded reddit-tier cancer already?