/brit/

modern ennui edition

NEED a gf

shagging a girl off reddit tonight

Out of action for at least a week after last night

it looms

Shagged a slag last night.

Think I'm a normo now

Look at this drawing of ALAN

billie jean is not my lover
she's just a girl who claims that I am the one

what happens to the cum when benders spaff in each others arses?

don't know if I'm supposed to be at work at 4 or 5 today
texted muh boss but he's not responding

felching

honestly sounds like me haha
still don't know how to approach females
only two girls i've "fucked" did all the work getting me into bed and with the first one we were in our underwear in her bed with her on top of me kissing me and it still took me a good few seconds to realise what might happen

Got another week off

same as when a man spaffs in his girl's arse

haven't had sex in so long im a born-again virgin

have an exam in 2 days but just cant be arsed studying

it's 2018 and I'm still fat lads
fuck need to do exercise asap

irish universities are retarded

just get it done then you never have to worry about it again
you don't want to die fat do you

how come

Me and the bf

exercise won't make you thin
stop eating so much fatty

my join the gym to try not be a scrawny runt

looks like Saigon

Amusing image

honestly just gonna drive to the pub on NYE from now on, don't even like drinking than much, puts you out of commission for a whole day.

bit anti-semitic

usually come on /brit/ when i have nothing to do. was gonna play a bit of fallout but when I loaded in it was bugged to fuck. can't be faffed to fix it so i'll leave the fiddling about for another day.

wtf? I'm so sorry I'll delete it

just chug a lot of water before you go to sleep

WHAT WAS IT

what're you lads doing to improve this year? I'm switching from a bodyweight routine to a regular weight routine

Same suffering badly now if I'm honest

yeh i hate the next day being a write-off too. especially not im toiling full time and dont have a lot of free time. just get a bit tipsy these days. maybe a couple of bumps of sniff.

just went fucking apeshit on a tesco vanilla and strawberry cream cake, that's 900 calories straight up the shitter

why go to the pub at all then

Gf asks me to fuck her all the time it gets on my nerves

Polish sounds ugly

>fucking state of /eire/
>anime-infested

>fucking state of /ausnz/
>anime-infested

>fucking state of /cum/
>literally Sup Forums + /r9k/


is /brit/ the last bastion of the sane anglos?

is rimming as common in real life as it is in pornography?

Sorry I will NOT reupload hurtful images to the Jewish community

squirt squirty cream in the gf's bum and lick it out on a regular basis

WTF!? I DELETE THAT SHIT FOR A REASON! DELETE THIS NOW!

hmm yes let me just taste shit

Can't do cocaine without extreme embarrassment the next day at the things I said

virgin

this is now a modern ennui /cyb/ thread

>ywn perform a night raid on a neo-tokyo megacorp's server rooms
why live

damn sorry mate

FOWT

caught phimosis off a filipino slag last night

Thank you for delete that hate, I think we should take a moment of silent for the 6 million innocent people murdered by Hitler's hate machine.

>when you look at a photo of your gf and her friends and she's the most attractive one in the group

disgusting
you're lucky I don't get the law involved

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This is ok, don't delete this.

/brit/ is a radically imperialist general that doesn't tolerate other cultures

bit racist

would be more amusing with a white mother and a london backdrop

fuck off
FUCK off

cant say i know this feel or any feel to do with having a gf

I'm doing both you dickhead

Fash wave is basically modern futurism

>ireland
>anglo

sort your life out
normal people can do cocaine without saying anything embarrassing

>*comedian says a trump joke*

eyy whiteboi

post it then

never forget the seventeen quintillion. the bolocaust was caused not by hate, but by indifference. we m,ust never forget and always remember the indigniteis faces by the jhewsu people , to prevent any crimes like this from happening ever again

stopped doing MDMA for this reason
used to send the cringiest texts to people

grim

Love the taste of shit me. Proves I'm not a virgin.

an irishman in this thread once told me that irish are anglos, even more than english

christ they're fucking ugly

*blocks your path*

gearing for the first runt hunt of 2018

Why are all the lefties such spineless little runts?

can't stand the demonisation of big noses by internet losers
personally have a big nose because i'm high test and not because i'm a jew

Lot of runts about

getting rimmed feels surprisingly good

that doesn't even make any sense

alt history sure is funny

he was trolling you
admittedly modern english stock is quite celtic as well as anglo but they only speak english because we oppressed them so hard, it is not an anglo colony

Screen just went orange

haha eyyy tony lol

*scuttles about in the undergrowth looking for roots and small tubers*

it's how we get vitamin D here

was snorting this last night
surprisingly good high

Harry Kane will save the white race

Going to move into a nicer house, buy an e46 m3 and finish my s13 project this year. Those are my primary goals for the year.

OH NO 4.4 PERCENT! 4.4 percent!!

Are the new episodes of black mirror good?

>he's still trying

Beautiful :)

fugg
me got trolled by a cheeky irishman
again

Ket is shit

*BANG*

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isn't that only the muslim population? what about blacks, indians, asians?

nah most are overly long and don't set up any characters to care about. basically, netflix.

the romantic one is bad but simple enough to hold its own as a self contained episode.

>same song stuck in my head 3 days later

Hehe but i like it