modern ennui edition
/brit/
NEED a gf
shagging a girl off reddit tonight
Out of action for at least a week after last night
it looms
Shagged a slag last night.
Think I'm a normo now
Look at this drawing of ALAN
billie jean is not my lover
she's just a girl who claims that I am the one
what happens to the cum when benders spaff in each others arses?
don't know if I'm supposed to be at work at 4 or 5 today
texted muh boss but he's not responding
felching
honestly sounds like me haha
still don't know how to approach females
only two girls i've "fucked" did all the work getting me into bed and with the first one we were in our underwear in her bed with her on top of me kissing me and it still took me a good few seconds to realise what might happen
Got another week off
same as when a man spaffs in his girl's arse
haven't had sex in so long im a born-again virgin
have an exam in 2 days but just cant be arsed studying
it's 2018 and I'm still fat lads
fuck need to do exercise asap
irish universities are retarded
just get it done then you never have to worry about it again
you don't want to die fat do you
how come
Me and the bf
exercise won't make you thin
stop eating so much fatty
my join the gym to try not be a scrawny runt
looks like Saigon
Amusing image
honestly just gonna drive to the pub on NYE from now on, don't even like drinking than much, puts you out of commission for a whole day.
bit anti-semitic
usually come on /brit/ when i have nothing to do. was gonna play a bit of fallout but when I loaded in it was bugged to fuck. can't be faffed to fix it so i'll leave the fiddling about for another day.
wtf? I'm so sorry I'll delete it
just chug a lot of water before you go to sleep
WHAT WAS IT
what're you lads doing to improve this year? I'm switching from a bodyweight routine to a regular weight routine
Same suffering badly now if I'm honest
yeh i hate the next day being a write-off too. especially not im toiling full time and dont have a lot of free time. just get a bit tipsy these days. maybe a couple of bumps of sniff.
just went fucking apeshit on a tesco vanilla and strawberry cream cake, that's 900 calories straight up the shitter
why go to the pub at all then
Gf asks me to fuck her all the time it gets on my nerves
Polish sounds ugly
>fucking state of /eire/
>anime-infested
>fucking state of /ausnz/
>anime-infested
>fucking state of /cum/
>literally Sup Forums + /r9k/
is /brit/ the last bastion of the sane anglos?
is rimming as common in real life as it is in pornography?
Sorry I will NOT reupload hurtful images to the Jewish community
squirt squirty cream in the gf's bum and lick it out on a regular basis
WTF!? I DELETE THAT SHIT FOR A REASON! DELETE THIS NOW!
hmm yes let me just taste shit
Can't do cocaine without extreme embarrassment the next day at the things I said
virgin
this is now a modern ennui /cyb/ thread
>ywn perform a night raid on a neo-tokyo megacorp's server rooms
why live
damn sorry mate
FOWT
caught phimosis off a filipino slag last night
Thank you for delete that hate, I think we should take a moment of silent for the 6 million innocent people murdered by Hitler's hate machine.
>when you look at a photo of your gf and her friends and she's the most attractive one in the group
disgusting
you're lucky I don't get the law involved
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This is ok, don't delete this.
/brit/ is a radically imperialist general that doesn't tolerate other cultures
bit racist
would be more amusing with a white mother and a london backdrop
fuck off
FUCK off
cant say i know this feel or any feel to do with having a gf
I'm doing both you dickhead
Fash wave is basically modern futurism
>ireland
>anglo
sort your life out
normal people can do cocaine without saying anything embarrassing
>*comedian says a trump joke*
eyy whiteboi
post it then
never forget the seventeen quintillion. the bolocaust was caused not by hate, but by indifference. we m,ust never forget and always remember the indigniteis faces by the jhewsu people , to prevent any crimes like this from happening ever again
stopped doing MDMA for this reason
used to send the cringiest texts to people
grim
Love the taste of shit me. Proves I'm not a virgin.
an irishman in this thread once told me that irish are anglos, even more than english
christ they're fucking ugly
*blocks your path*
gearing for the first runt hunt of 2018
Why are all the lefties such spineless little runts?
can't stand the demonisation of big noses by internet losers
personally have a big nose because i'm high test and not because i'm a jew
Lot of runts about
getting rimmed feels surprisingly good
that doesn't even make any sense
alt history sure is funny
he was trolling you
admittedly modern english stock is quite celtic as well as anglo but they only speak english because we oppressed them so hard, it is not an anglo colony
Screen just went orange
haha eyyy tony lol
*scuttles about in the undergrowth looking for roots and small tubers*
it's how we get vitamin D here
was snorting this last night
surprisingly good high
Harry Kane will save the white race
Going to move into a nicer house, buy an e46 m3 and finish my s13 project this year. Those are my primary goals for the year.
OH NO 4.4 PERCENT! 4.4 percent!!
Are the new episodes of black mirror good?
>he's still trying
Beautiful :)
fugg
me got trolled by a cheeky irishman
again
Ket is shit
*BANG*
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isn't that only the muslim population? what about blacks, indians, asians?
nah most are overly long and don't set up any characters to care about. basically, netflix.
the romantic one is bad but simple enough to hold its own as a self contained episode.
>same song stuck in my head 3 days later
Hehe but i like it