/brit/

modern ennui edition

NEED a gf

shagging a girl off reddit tonight

Out of action for at least a week after last night

it looms

Shagged a slag last night.

Think I'm a normo now

Look at this drawing of ALAN

billie jean is not my lover
she's just a girl who claims that I am the one

what happens to the cum when benders spaff in each others arses?

don't know if I'm supposed to be at work at 4 or 5 today
texted muh boss but he's not responding