Cast it

Cast it.

>xkcd

Literally: Reddit, the Webcomic

By that I assume you mean it's for adults?

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Yes, manchildren specifically.

I don't get it. What's it referencing?

This is the truest thing on earth.

manchild detected

Beer is shit

It's not a reference, it's a joke about blindly trusting a 95% approval rate. 1/20 times you can do something terrible, but still have a decent rating.

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Ebay. It's where old people buy stolen goods.

there's still some better than others

>being such a manchild you lack the emotional maturity to recognize that some people like different things than you
Sad!

>I don't like thing, therefore everyone who does is pretending
are these people unironically autistic?

I like the taste of beer

Beer is pretty shit desu

>tastes like shit
>have to drink a ton to get even a little buzzed

Bourbon is far better.

>drinking to get drunk
You're making me feel old

Don't tell me you just drink for the taste.

>83753567

Why not just suck cat piss straight from the tap?

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Great minds think alike

Why do you eat spicy food? Why do you drink coffee? Why do you eat anything other than straight fat and sugar?

You do eat something other than straight fat and sugar, right?

Because none of it tastes like cat piss. Coffee is also shit. Enjoy your "seasoned" teeth, geriatric fuck.

I used to think this until I actually tried other types of beer and realised that there is a difference and shit like pilsners and stouts are absolutely fucking disgusting

because it doesn't taste like shit, and coffee does too
plus just purely spicy foods are shit, you gotta have flavors that mingle well with it, it's why black pepper is absolute garbage

>literally incapable of enjoying bitter foods
I bet you're fat as fuck

Coffee doesn't taste bitter it tastes like hot water sprinkled with dirt.

>coffee doesn't taste bitter
Ah, so you're stupid, too. It must be rough to disappoint your parents this much

>typing out Ah

no because I don't have much of a sweet tooth either
I prefer salty or savory shit

This.
Venison is king.

Stouts are the best you pleb
>drinking a pint of stout at the pub in front of an open fire on a cold winters day
>maximum comfy

He's probably some flavor of non-white

Idk I prefer bison and pork
then again I've never had deer, closest I've had to it is reindeer/caribou, and it was pretty good

>being this pathetic.

Jesus, it's not even a good webcomic.

Venison is to caribou what bison is to beef.

huh, I'll keep that in mind

Beer dude lmao just drink a case every night eventually you'll like it ignore the spiraling depression and constant bouts of uncontrollable rage, also you may loose a few family members/friends in the process too, just make sure you hide your gun somewhere easy to forget simple as that pussy fuck.

manchildren won't touch anything acquired taste. Stick to the tendies baby food.

I miss that guy

shame he went crazy and deleted everything he could off the internet

And burned the books he owed kickstarter backers

>this fizzy drink isnt sweet like my sodie pop, it gives me the bad feels

i refuse to be triggered by this image

Ebay >> Amazon

Amazon: That'll be $100 a year for decent shipping plus tax otherwise it'll be $8 to ship a stick of gum!
Ebay: Same prices as Amazon (or better), free shipping, no forced bullshit subscription.