no one made a new edition
/brit/
pooey wank
kills yourself virgins
alan so bald when he puts on a turtleneck he looks like a roll on deoderant
Need a Luv gf
lindybeige is actually fucking stupid most of the time
hi
are you the world famous brit monolingual who post often on Sup Forums?
rip hair
sophie
wheres your leaf
he looks a lot better with hair
almost swung bossman last night because he wouldn't give me any chili sauce
not gay but i would not hesitate to skullfuck alan if the opportunity arose.
Race is linked to IQ
need a jessica alba gf
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Business idea: put all the benders in a rocket and send it to Uranus.
alan so bald he save money cuz he don't need to go barber
the best movie of 2017
Would love to tap and slap Alan's bald little head like a fleshy bongo
taken about 20 years off him
wish I had blonde hair desu
>go gym
>lose hair
whoa alan is pretty cute here
hate balding
1. BR 2049
2.Wind River
3. Logan
4. Dunkirk
hi
how to deeply insult a brit?
>Watching the news
>Rich cunt #24,695 dead in accident
>HE WAS TWO DAYS AWAY FROM RETIREMENT
>Oh, and his son was a pro-EU faggot who was gonna save us from Brexit
Lol are we supposed to feel sorry for these cunts? He and his family can suck cocks in hell.
Any Summer man in
any gin enthusiasts in?
recommend me a good one
Think my mum might be a slag lads
She just told me she met a man and hes taking her away for a few days, anybody else know this feel?
most of his shit is boring
i like being a brunette. wish i had my dad's green eyes though, or my nan's blue haha x
look at this sad, bitter loser here lads hahaha
atrocious taste
Me too, hate having dark brown hair tbqh
The asians in that study also had lower than white iq maybe there is something traumatic about being around wh*tes as a young child.
sipsmiths and hendricks are good mainstream gins
loads of craft gins
>>Watching the news
>>Rich cunt #24,695 dead in accident
>>HE WAS TWO DAYS AWAY FROM RETIREMENT
>>Oh, and his son was a pro-EU faggot who was gonna save us from Brexit
>Lol are we supposed to feel sorry for these cunts? He and his family can suck cocks in hell.
telegraph.co.uk
>MI5 asked a loyalist paramilitary group to assassinate the Irish prime minister during the height of the conflict in Northern Ireland, according to claims in newly released government documents.
>The records show that in 1987, Prime Minister Charles Haughey was informed by a letter sent from the Protestant Ulster Volunteer Force that British Intelligence wanted him dead.
>In it, they claimed to Haughey that “in 1985 we were approached by a MI5 officer attached to the NIO [Northern Ireland Office] and based in Lisburn, Alex Jones was his supposed name,” the UVF said. “He asked us to execute you.” The letter was among the Irish government archives released today.
>Alex Jones
Seems like the company he ran was pretty dodgy. Knowingly sold horse meat to kid's schools
calm down terry collier
>laughing about another man's death
pleb
>ette
hey baby
>Rich cunt #24,695
he had a name you know
alan is unironically based
>Reddit in charge of replying
they're pretty thick skinned usually
I dont hate it but im the only one in my friend group not with blonde hair and I think thats party why im the ugly one
he's such a sad pathetic lowlife it's the only possible way he can feel better about being inferior to wealthy and successful people
Feel like someone put the maliocch on me when I was born lads
In my previous job at a call centre, I handled a total of 30,000 phone calls over 3 years. At the royal mail centre I then worked at I handled all post for the entire midlands region for 3 years, totalling on roughly 1 million letters. So I am the most in touch person with the country than anybody else
will update blog tomorrow
>Ooga booga *SMACKS LIPS* wh*tes
There is no intermediate state between ice and water but there is one between life and death: employment.
>tfw could trigger every single brit itt with a single post
I'm a sad, pathetic loser too tbf. Some people are just an impotent sort of sociopath
THE SPECTER OF TOIL HAUNTS ME LIKE THE REGRETS OF MY PAST
TORMENT ME NO LONGER
You should make a memorial blog about him back on Normiebook ;(
>lil pump(17 years old) is more successful than you will ever be
Danny boyle doing the ol' wh *te defamation of the indian superpower and ancient civilisation
will probably be dead at 30 with no money
any worlds strongest man in? its on now
Stop being a subhuman
>le triggered face
>worlds strangest man
youre speaking to him
bit disappointed we never killed all the rich in some revolution 2bh lads. not a socialist or anything, just don't like aristocrats. BIG fan of the royal family though. if we could seize every piece of land owned by the gentry and either make it public owned property or the crown's, that would be lovely.
yeah
me gusta
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business idea: harry potter but hyperviolent with adult themes, the normies would go wild
Got too mandied up last night to leave my bed and say happy nyew year to my 'rents
Toil on the morrow as well
his name was robert paulson
Checking places to rent
>No Housing Benefits, Pets or Smokers
>no smokers
lol fuck off mate i'll be applying anyway
wys cuh
Sophie will never walk down my naked body in high heels, contemptuously grinding my cock and balls underfoot.
Why even live?
my mum was a club slag in her 20s but hasnt slutted around since she had children. steady bf for the last 10 years
he's not lying, drinking 6+ cans of coke daily will put you down pretty fast
>hello, i am heavily autistic - the image
Feel like the guy at the end could be XBOX
Feel empty and lonely
need her to obliterate my bollocks
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beat me to it
t. 1996 poster
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that's not the point
BONG
worst part of your day?
best part of your day?
drinking a Dark & Stormy
*fills you up and keeps you company* :3c
looks like one of those bent turkish dancers
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Remarkably good looking
Taking a shower atm, the water is cold becuase I've been in for about a half hour
Gay.
yes mate, dad killed himself a few years ago and mum is a massive slag now
hate it, hate her
>worst part
having nothing to do
>best part
enjoyed not being hungover whilst everyone else is
>*COUGH* Hehk, *penis shrinks* SMOKIN' *ages 60 years in 30* IZ *COUGH* KEWL *COUGH* *COUGH*!
>worst
getting out of bed
>best
getting into bed
toiler's life for me
worst: waking up having not died in my sleep
best: cumming in my homemade fleshlight