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pooey wank

kills yourself virgins

alan so bald when he puts on a turtleneck he looks like a roll on deoderant

Need a Luv gf

lindybeige is actually fucking stupid most of the time

hi
are you the world famous brit monolingual who post often on Sup Forums?

rip hair

sophie

wheres your leaf

he looks a lot better with hair

almost swung bossman last night because he wouldn't give me any chili sauce

not gay but i would not hesitate to skullfuck alan if the opportunity arose.

Race is linked to IQ

need a jessica alba gf

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Business idea: put all the benders in a rocket and send it to Uranus.

alan so bald he save money cuz he don't need to go barber

the best movie of 2017

Would love to tap and slap Alan's bald little head like a fleshy bongo

taken about 20 years off him

wish I had blonde hair desu

>go gym
>lose hair

whoa alan is pretty cute here
hate balding

1. BR 2049
2.Wind River
3. Logan
4. Dunkirk

hi
how to deeply insult a brit?

>Watching the news
>Rich cunt #24,695 dead in accident
>HE WAS TWO DAYS AWAY FROM RETIREMENT
>Oh, and his son was a pro-EU faggot who was gonna save us from Brexit

Lol are we supposed to feel sorry for these cunts? He and his family can suck cocks in hell.

Any Summer man in

any gin enthusiasts in?
recommend me a good one

Think my mum might be a slag lads

She just told me she met a man and hes taking her away for a few days, anybody else know this feel?

most of his shit is boring

i like being a brunette. wish i had my dad's green eyes though, or my nan's blue haha x

look at this sad, bitter loser here lads hahaha

atrocious taste

Me too, hate having dark brown hair tbqh

The asians in that study also had lower than white iq maybe there is something traumatic about being around wh*tes as a young child.

sipsmiths and hendricks are good mainstream gins

loads of craft gins

>>Watching the news
>>Rich cunt #24,695 dead in accident
>>HE WAS TWO DAYS AWAY FROM RETIREMENT
>>Oh, and his son was a pro-EU faggot who was gonna save us from Brexit

>Lol are we supposed to feel sorry for these cunts? He and his family can suck cocks in hell.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/29/mi5-asked-

>MI5 asked a loyalist paramilitary group to assassinate the Irish prime minister during the height of the conflict in Northern Ireland, according to claims in newly released government documents.

>The records show that in 1987, Prime Minister Charles Haughey was informed by a letter sent from the Protestant Ulster Volunteer Force that British Intelligence wanted him dead.

>In it, they claimed to Haughey that “in 1985 we were approached by a MI5 officer attached to the NIO [Northern Ireland Office] and based in Lisburn, Alex Jones was his supposed name,” the UVF said. “He asked us to execute you.” The letter was among the Irish government archives released today.

>Alex Jones

Seems like the company he ran was pretty dodgy. Knowingly sold horse meat to kid's schools

calm down terry collier

>laughing about another man's death

pleb

>ette
hey baby

>Rich cunt #24,695
he had a name you know

alan is unironically based

>Reddit in charge of replying

they're pretty thick skinned usually

I dont hate it but im the only one in my friend group not with blonde hair and I think thats party why im the ugly one

he's such a sad pathetic lowlife it's the only possible way he can feel better about being inferior to wealthy and successful people

Feel like someone put the maliocch on me when I was born lads

In my previous job at a call centre, I handled a total of 30,000 phone calls over 3 years. At the royal mail centre I then worked at I handled all post for the entire midlands region for 3 years, totalling on roughly 1 million letters. So I am the most in touch person with the country than anybody else

will update blog tomorrow

>Ooga booga *SMACKS LIPS* wh*tes

There is no intermediate state between ice and water but there is one between life and death: employment.

>tfw could trigger every single brit itt with a single post

I'm a sad, pathetic loser too tbf. Some people are just an impotent sort of sociopath

THE SPECTER OF TOIL HAUNTS ME LIKE THE REGRETS OF MY PAST
TORMENT ME NO LONGER

You should make a memorial blog about him back on Normiebook ;(

>lil pump(17 years old) is more successful than you will ever be

Danny boyle doing the ol' wh *te defamation of the indian superpower and ancient civilisation

will probably be dead at 30 with no money

any worlds strongest man in? its on now

Stop being a subhuman

>le triggered face

>worlds strangest man
youre speaking to him

bit disappointed we never killed all the rich in some revolution 2bh lads. not a socialist or anything, just don't like aristocrats. BIG fan of the royal family though. if we could seize every piece of land owned by the gentry and either make it public owned property or the crown's, that would be lovely.

yeah

me gusta

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business idea: harry potter but hyperviolent with adult themes, the normies would go wild

HOWLING

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Got too mandied up last night to leave my bed and say happy nyew year to my 'rents

Toil on the morrow as well

his name was robert paulson

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Checking places to rent

>No Housing Benefits, Pets or Smokers

>no smokers

lol fuck off mate i'll be applying anyway

wys cuh

Sophie will never walk down my naked body in high heels, contemptuously grinding my cock and balls underfoot.

Why even live?

my mum was a club slag in her 20s but hasnt slutted around since she had children. steady bf for the last 10 years

he's not lying, drinking 6+ cans of coke daily will put you down pretty fast

>hello, i am heavily autistic - the image

Feel like the guy at the end could be XBOX

Feel empty and lonely

need her to obliterate my bollocks

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beat me to it

t. 1996 poster

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that's not the point

BONG

worst part of your day?

best part of your day?

drinking a Dark & Stormy

*fills you up and keeps you company* :3c

looks like one of those bent turkish dancers

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Remarkably good looking

Taking a shower atm, the water is cold becuase I've been in for about a half hour

Gay.

yes mate, dad killed himself a few years ago and mum is a massive slag now

hate it, hate her

>worst part
having nothing to do
>best part
enjoyed not being hungover whilst everyone else is

>*COUGH* Hehk, *penis shrinks* SMOKIN' *ages 60 years in 30* IZ *COUGH* KEWL *COUGH* *COUGH*!

>worst
getting out of bed
>best
getting into bed

toiler's life for me

worst: waking up having not died in my sleep

best: cumming in my homemade fleshlight