Texas

TEXASBROS WHERE ARE YOU?

Why isn't there a thread for the greatest state in the world?

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Fuck it's hot out

Houston here
Fucking storm about to wreck my shit.

>93 degrees
>hot

stop being a girl,

Is pic related fairly accurate?

It was great till the people who moved to California couldn't afford it, then moved to Texas claiming to be from California ruined it.

Southerner killer all day everyday
t. Arizona

Sup bros. Your neighbor from Monterrey, NL reporting in.

yup
Am Austinite (non-californian)

Texas is finished man... it is depressing.

Maybe I should move to a more rural area and it would not seem to be so bad.

Hola, Monterreno, como estas?

Fuck
each
and
everyone
of
you

Pretty much.
Avoid Dallas/Fort Worth and Houston areas and the state is quite nice. The area around Round Top apparently reminds people of the German countryside, and you can still hear German ads on the radio occasionally.

I'm not going to apologize for learning a little bit of spanish.

Ship Lone Star to the other states you faggots, we'll give you money.

>tfw moving back home to garland in 2 weeks

kinda glad I won't have to worry about rent for a while. I will miss austin to an extent though.

Don't come to Houston it is full of niggers

>not just talking progressively louder when the beaners can't speak English

Always knew Texans were cucks.

How's Dallas, Texasbros?

My company asked me if I would consider relocating there.

i enjoy it wholeheartedly

Richardson faggot here

Jesus Christ, yea it is. Fuck going outside today.

Far-right gay man in Dallas here. Will gladly service fellow Sup Forumsacks to ease the tension that libtards and feminazis cause. No reciprocation wanted.

Southeast Texas reporting in for duty.

Most beautiful state on Earth, the South will rise again and Texas will secede

It's really nice if you live outside of Dallas.

Traffic sucks though

Very close to one of the couple casinos in Texas.

Sprawling, soulless, anomic. Populated with Hispanics and Canada-tier Asians.

Do you go to UTD?

Collin County right now. Want to transfer there after getting my associates

This map is accurate

I am not going to apologize for not wanting the language of an invading occupying force to be used.

Did the French learn German during the occupation?

Texasbro reporting. Hot as balls
>99 Degrees.

You got one for Houston?

AC is the best invention of all time.

It's ok outside it could be worse honestly

Fellow austinite!

SATX here, Rangers got Lucroy and Beltran kek, suck shit Houston!

Nothing compares to that 2011 heatwave.

Texit yes.
The rest of the south is a shithole and is not welcome.

I'll be honest, I live in the Mexico part of Texas.

...

N-no men in need of release in DFW?

I would hardly call a few mexicans who bee-line for sanctuary cities WAY north an "occupying force" in Texas

Katy here. Another day another dollar hehehe

Once you've been through that shit normal summers seem cold

I'm from Richardson too f.a.m.
Meet and fug.

So accurate.

Galveston reporting in.
It's quite nice on the isle right now.

I live south of houston about 15 min from the "beach". it's not so much the heat; i've grown used to that since moving to Texas. It's the goddamn humidity, man.

>tfw the walk from the front door to the car creates a swamp in my ass

It's perfect but San Antonio is GOAT

Hidalgo county reporting.

What's up with you, my fellow texas-senpaitachi.

The bible belt thing needs to span across the whole state. There's a church on every fucking corner. Baptist, methodist, Presbyterian, Mormon, etc. Not a great place for a fedora tipper.
One of the first things a Texan will ask you is what church you go to.
Also, that alcoholic part is where most of the dry counties are, higher rates of DUI/alcohol related fatalities too. Another example of why prohibition always fails.

Galvestonian here. 100 degrees outside with infinity doubleplus humidity. Stepping outside is like stepping into a swamp. The beach is nice, though the tourists can all get fucked and stop throwing their trash everywhere.

OP is right though, Texas is the greatest state in the world. If we set Austin to light and burn the whole place to the ground we could be the greatest in the galaxy.

Currently sitting in DFW Airport flying back to school in Austin.

>August
>not triple digits
I'll take it

I'm moving to Houston soon. I'll work in the Galleria area. Would living in Katy, Energy Corridor, or Sugar Land be too far of a commute in y'all's opinion?

Agreed, sunny and a nice breeze

Nothing like some rough weather to build some character.

Let me guess, knowing other languages is considered degenerate now?

>quads
>dyel?

Holy fuck whites stand no chance in the rahowa

>very rich lower class suburbs
so like middle class?

that gave me a good laugh but yeah that's more of what I'm worried about

I commute from Katy to Westchase everyday. Easy peasy friendigo.

I know it's not really Texas but I'm in Austin

Reminder to all non-Texans in this thread.

> Texas

>victoria county

hey at least you aren't houston

You guys are both crazy, this heat is nigh unbearable. Also, I'm looking forward to the end of the tourist season so traffic on Seawall becomes manageable again.

You're a fucking idiot. With the time it takes to get through airport security, you're taking just as long as compared to driving.
>b-b-but I wanna relax on an airplane
>b-b-but watching movies on muh iphone

Dallasfag here. Can't wait for the state fair again, I'll have a reason to blast this song in my car again.

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>Austin
>flying

Why aren't you driving? It's only 3 hours.

At the current rate we will have to start calling Austinstain.

Houston here, any other UH guys? Yall gonna be carrying on campus? What are yall carrying? P64, CZ82 here.

Same mate
Can't wait to move out of Houston, I'm a poorfag and living poor in a nigger filled city is awful.

Bastrop reporting for duty

I live in DFW and travel for Houston for work. Also been to Austin and San Antonio. San Antonio has some cool historical stuff (mission run, etc.) Austin has some fun stuff and is well kept, Houston is shit, Dallas is hit or miss depending on where you're at. Fort Worth's downtown is pretty chill. Earn enough money to live in a nice suburb thats close enough to visit one of the cities every now and then for fun and Texas is alright. None of the cities are great but there's plenty to do. Better than everywhere in the Midwest except Chicago.

I know that feel, Fuck this city and humidity

Definetely true, trips speaking.

I fly for free because my dad retired from American and I don't have my jeep with me up here.

Ironically I'm a former Chicagoan living in Austin. Frankly if you want to keep your money stay out of Chicago.

The seawall is fucking cancer right now, I miss January. I live just north of campus so I just use Broadway or harborside

Do you want a blowjob from a passable trap?

Steyr M1895

Lonestar state Pepe.

KeK.

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Im just a poorfag who's probably gunna get a job at either Cabela's selling guns or working at the railroad.
If i get them job at Cabela's I'll give you niggers discounts on ammo.

Much of Texas is very humid in the summer. This makes it feel much hotter than it really is. Hence why many Texas go by heat index rather than the actual temperature.

AYY a fellow alamofag thought i was the only one.
personally i think its the best part of the state except for it being on the border of mexico and white texas, basically one of the big cities that the cartel kidnaps lil girls from but its still nice.

1/4

Texas freedom.

I fucking hate it. Went to Vegas and it was 110+ outside. Didn't sweat a drop. Here??

>Date night
>take shower
>wash all the stank off from the hard day at work
>apply deodorant
>put on nice shirt and pants
>walk to truck
>sweating balls because of czech genes and thicc natural born yankee blood
>get to resturaunt
>"let's sit outside, user! it's nice out! :3"
>y-yea it is. s-sounds good babe..."
>mfw

you are making a mistake. find a different job far far far away from Texas

Garland is alright, but the ground is too lose. Sachse is where the ground is firm.

2/4

South Texas reporting in

3/4

No no no no.


This whole Texit crap is just a plot by the mexican majority to vote independent Texas back into the control of shit puke mexico!

Don't you see it?

4/4

Get more info at TNM.com

Also, vote trump, he may end up saving the usa

>Mexicans winning war against Texans

Not gonna happen Senpai

Its a dry heat in texas, because texas is a desert.

I wish people would look into the DB-9 more.

Then I tell them im not christian, just spiritual.

Aside from the heat thats about the only thing I dont like about texas. Religion is a private matter.

>people who just exercised independence from the USA will let a "Vote" authorize rule by Mexico

There would not be a war.

How can you be so clueless about the political landscape?

Latrineos are not smart people.

>country attains independence from USA

>will then turn around and vote to be ruled by Mexico