>A FUCKING SLOTH
A FUCKING SLOTH
Matthew Anderson
Hudson Edwards
I think it's more a of tapir tbqhwyf
Cooper Hill
Turned myself into a sloth, Rey. Big reveal, I'm a sloth. What you think about that?
Justin Allen
a SEA SLOTH
William Jenkins
>That head shape
Anakin's subconscious is a fucking weird place.
Carson Brooks
looks a bit like that alien-horse that farted on jar jar
Owen Cruz
WHO GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE
STARWARS IS A GIRLS MOVIE NOW
Isaac Ramirez
This is still less retarded than space Neo Nazis.
>WTF TFA is just a rehash of ANH
>don't worry anons I'll give you a truly original story
>WTF SEA SLOTHS
you morons
Gabriel Gomez
so hot
Eli Young
CUT MY SHIT INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY JUST RESORT
Charles James
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
"inhales"
WAIT WAIT WAIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dylan Morales
>a sloth taught Luke how to be the ultimate force user
hahahhahahhahahahhaha
*inhales
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Blake Parker
>You can choose any form in the universe, any form your fantasy can come up with, this is truly the creative strength and freedom of the sci-fantasy genre!
>I choose de SLOTH!
Ian Butler
Ridiculous, but small goblin frog in a swamp was totally acceptable somehow.
Justin Foster
i don't get it, who or what is that?
Luis Martin
that's supposed to be anakin, right?
Owen Taylor
Anakin
Yes
Evan Ramirez
...
Ian Evans
what the fuck? how?
Hudson Edwards
'...Rey, I used to be the right hand man of the most evil ruler of this galaxy. After I died, I found a way to manifest again and now I only spread love, equality, diversity and galactic justice. My name is Anakin, look at me now!...'
Lucas Campbell
fucking hell
Ayden Russell
There was some guy who supposedly leaked TLJ's plot a few days ago. He mentioned Anakin would be reincarnated in a sloth-like creature.
Gabriel Young
WE
Dylan Jackson
WUZ
Logan Myers
So Maisie Williams is in this?
Samuel Russell
>This, Rey, is my father
>[audible sloth shriek]
Matthew Reyes
Silly goyim they're going to make it look like a panda so it can appeal to Chinese merchandising
When will the goyim learn?
Jaxon Murphy
>reincarnation
That shit's more retarded than midichlorians ffs
Austin White
Concept art for the new Star Wars sequel leaked.
> A FUCKING GREEN MIDGET
Star Wars is finished
Blake Cruz
haha yeah its exactly the same thing :D
Oliver Myers
Can we just get an original story set in the star wars universe?
Not everything has to be about the empire or jedis.
Zachary Foster
Luke already got trained by some weird creature, why can't he learn on his own after that?
Brody Scott
The Sloth will be the new Yoda, just much better.
Trust Rian Johnson, writer director of TLJ, who also brought you masterpieces like Looper.
James Jenkins
Haha let me make fun of things after being proven wrong