Le matin Sup Forums, qu'est-ce qui est pour le petit déjeuner?

Le matin Sup Forums, qu'est-ce qui est pour le petit déjeuner?

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I dont speak spanish.

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!

>le

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What are you trying to say young lady? Maybe:
> C'est le matin Sup Forums, qu'est ce qu'il y a pour le petit déjeuner?

I think he was going for "morning, Sup Forums"

Sodomy, just like the other bitch gets.

S-Save me, Trump!

French doesn't have morning-specific greetings.

>the morning

They're bringing drugs

>How to not get blurred version on YouTube?

...

French fucking sucks then

Now you're starting to make sense...

Sauce

...

>The morning Sup Forums, who is for breakfast?

youtube.com/watch?v=e7d7_00yufg
Les Kassos

C'est "Bon matin", crisse d'anglo salle

HOLY SHIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

FUCK YOU CANAL +

> content not available in America
Fuck me

it used to be
i dont know what happened

Maybe its available on Daily Motion.

Next time reupload any region-locked JewTube shit somewhere else.

> Salle
> Quebecucks in charge of spelling things right
Why of course not. Go back to humping your dead referendum mirage, faggot.

Planetary government when

>they blocked it in america
>They don't sub the episodes on their website
Why France

>Quebec is the only place in North America that actively tables anti-Islamic legislation
>"cucks"
The jealousy is real

Quick translation of the episode:
> Muldor? Say hello to the lady.
> NO!
> Say hello, this lady is here to help you.
> No! She's going to scan my brain, I know it!
> No Muldor, she won't scan you brain. You're not going to scan his brain madam?
> Oh no, I don't know how you that anyway. (strong female accent from Martinique)
> See?
> SHE LYING!

> So you're miss... miss what?
> Sandy. Just Sandy! AHAHAHAH!
> Okay, so I see that you were expelled from the orphanage...Ok. Do you know why?
> Oh no madam, I had the best marks of all at school.
> I see on your file, just there, it's written: "licentious behaviour"...
> Well, right I confess it! I was.. smoking a cigar/ A BIG CIGAR MMMHHH...
> Right... right. I have to remind you that tobacco abuse is dangerous.
> Oh right! It's really bad! HAHAHAHA!
> Right...

> We're from the FBI, that should be classy in theory. Except we get all the crappy cases, we waste our time investigating hillbilly that were supposedly kidnapped by little green men...
> GREY! And the exact term is not kidnapped, but abducted!
> Yeah whatever...
> Go on, can you tell what I am thinking right now? Hum? HUM? I got you, alien!

> Oh it wasn't the first time, you know. Usually I just got punished... martinet's whacks. I had to/GET ON ALL FOURS, AND TAKE DOWN MY PANTS. AND SHE HIT, OH YES SHE HIT/ Well that was really punishing. AHAHAH
> ... naturally.

> Eh friends! If.. if you like laughing with your mouth, you should subscribe! And give green thumb (a like)! / OH YES, A GREEN THUMB...

dailymotion.com/video/x3cfkzm_muldor-et-scoully-sandy-les-kassos-n-3_fun

but it's censored

Another episode here: dailymotion.com/video/x3cbzlo_muldor-scoully-cazimir-les-kassos-n-5_fun

Not sure on how to translate Kassos actually.
"Kassos" is a misspelling of "cassos" which is an abbreviation of "cas social". Literally social case, someone who have troubles in managing his life. Almost always use pejoratively, basically a loser.

theres a translation if you enable subtitles on their youtube vids
i cant check though since they blocked everyone and i cant remember what it was

I suppose you could just translate it as something like 'The Basketcases', although it doesn't really matter and 'The Losers' would work, it gets the point across.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>qu'est ce que
>all these just to say "what"
Why is French such a bad language?

Wow, it's been forever since I last saw this flavor of the month cow.

>this is a french saint
Why are the french such sluts

No bully the Jeanne! Jeanne a cute!

Why do the tshirts in the Kassos shop suck so much ass?

I would love to have a drunk Asterix sweatshirt, though.

Half of a muffin from one of those big box stores

SLUT OF ORLEANS
FUCK FRANCE
AGINCOURT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

C U T E
U
T
E

JEANNE IS PURE! PURE!

I'm not even Waifuing here, but I'm going to have to agree with Mark Twain when it comes to Joan d'Arc.

Mark Twain wrote his biography of Joan under a different name, because he was too associated with Satire and he felt it was the most important book he ever wrote.

Yep, there are ENG subs alright.
Am able to access it from SE Asia

Title is officially translated 'The Dorks' for some reason.

It's translated as "the dorks" in the official english subs (which are up on youtube, you know).

Unfortunately, the latest season is not subbed in english. A bit of a shame, some of them look really funny. Ripley raises an Alien baby, Aladdin gets busted for thieving by hard-boiled inspector gadget...

> Jack Sparrow go full creole with the social worker (since, you know, she has the accent since the first episode).
> Titeuf become islamist to rejoin Nadia in "Arabia" because "people on facebook" told him that's how it work.
> The joker does his "make a pencil disappear" trick, except it's actually just a trick.
I think the last one is the first time they made something less edgy instead of the opposite.

I remember they had an uncensored version of the Sandy episode up, but was the uncensored version of this pic ever released?

Not really in case of the Joker one; the pencil trick is an optical illusion, where he masks the pencil using quick hand motions. He is panting in the end because in order to hide the pencil in the last trick, he had to shove it up his arse.

And just immediately beforehand you had a snowman fucking the corpse of the girl from Frozen.

I would argue that shoving a pencil in your ass is less edgy than shoving it in someone's brain.
I won't argue on the necrophiliac snowman though, I'm just saying kassos-verse Jokerini is a lot nicer Joker than Nolan-verse Joker.

[sweating intensifies]

>I remember they had an uncensored version of the Sandy episode up, but was the uncensored version of this pic ever released?

shit, forgot to post the image.

WHORE
H
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R
E

>ITT: butthurt Brits

What would we be butthurt about? The Normans weren't French you dolt.

*Bonjour Sup Forums, qu'est ce qu'il y a pour le petit déjeuner.

révise ton français, connard d'américain!

That French is hideous
>The morning Sup Forums, who is for the breakfast?
It should be like
>

DER ERBFEINT!!! DER ERBFEIND!!!

LEWDS OF THIS FRENCH GIRL WHEN?

user, just watch the videos.

We can't they blocked the u.s.

bump

I wish they were still doing captions, my french is way too weak to translate this. I think at the beginning she says something like '(Between you and me?), from the first time I saw (a black something?), I wanted one!' and then I just lost track. Fucking frenchies, they talk fast to the point where they're practically mashing words together.

wait, did Xilam made this? the style looks a little like Hubert and Takako

well im mexican and i can watch this.

Maybe is just blocked in the U.S.

They are doing French captions... but, not for every episode either. Huh.

Only like half the jokes come out without the language knowledge, sadly.

>Fucking frenchies, they talk fast to the point where they're practically mashing words together.
>thinking your shitty saxonic language have a more easy accent.

vocaroo.com/i/s0iZB47h7B8k

Fuck off, you cheese eating surrender monkey.

HOLY FUCK WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!? youtube.com/watch?v=EsBC-vF0ZeU

Sorry amerifat, it's the weird thing i heard when i see an american person talking in english.

youtube.com/watch?v=npcRXLkbum8

>dat Sandy on the end

What does "abonnass" mean?

it's a pun.

"abonné" mean "subscriber" and "bonasse" mean "babe" so something like "suscbribabe."

frenchies leave

you already ruined my country

I won't let you ruin my board

ah, thought it was just subscriber with the two s scribbled on the end to make the word and with ass.

>you already ruined my country

??? personnally i dindu nuffin, in fact the goat fuckers are actually ruining my country more with their retarded behavior, religions and customs, since the 70's.

Wasn't there some sort of big rape thing that happened in France that the police were caught trying to cover up?

I believe that was britain.

It was in Germany actually.

In France we have terror attacks, the dirty refugees in France are mostly on Calais in the north, on a camp called "Jungle", they wanna go to England.

they also commit some crimes but we can't put them in jail because they have not identity documents, Europe is great no?

Because Nasu is a terrible character designer.

Quick translation of this passage:
> What can I say... the first time he looked at me with his big black eyes, I knew it was HIM!
> Yeah but going as far as getting married... and I not sure if all this is very legal...
> We made enquiries, it's only legal in two regions of Denmark right now but it's only a matter of years!
> Oula, hold on dear.
> Is it going to be ok?
> Yes yes, don't worry! You know what it is, the ardour of first love! Ah no! We said not before wedding!
> You're sure you're ok?
> Yes, yes don't worry! AAAAHHH! AHHAHHH! OH FUCK!

Fuck you and your Burgundian lies!

Can you do the rest of it?

The whole 35 episode then:
> I'M WILLIAN WALLACE!
> Ah, that can't be true, it's written here that William Wallace is seven feets tall.
> Yes, that's what I heard. And he kills his enemies by hundreds. And if he was here, his eyes would cast lightnings and fireballs would come out of his ass!
> SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S POSING AS WILLIAM WALLACE?

> What can I say... the first time he looked at me with his big black eyes, I knew it was HIM!
> Yeah but going as far as getting married... and I not sure if all this is very legal...
> We made enquiries, it's only legal in two regions of Denmark right now but it's only a matter of years!
> Oula, hold on dear.
> Is it going to be ok?
> Yes yes, don't worry! You know what it is, the ardour of first love! Ah no! We said not before wedding!
> You're sure you're ok?
> Yes, yes don't worry! AAAAHHH! AHHAHHH! OH FUCK!

> You know, bearing the fruit of our love inside me... it's making me sooo happy!
> It's due soon?
> It should be in the next few days. Oh.
> What's happening?
> No no, it's nothing! I think that.. ouh!

> Push! Go on madam!
> This is getting ridiculous, it's the third time we had to redo the carpeting this month!
> Dear, my love, hold my hand!
> I see the head! Push, madam, push!
> My god but.. but what is this THING? OH MY GOD!
> No! Come back! It's the inner beauty that matter!

I would really like the show to be dubbed sooner or later

season three got lewd

Can you by any chance do the rest of season 3? Some of them are crazy.

Episode 36, "50 shades of Greyjoy/sex toy story":
> So who is this man who's hurting you?
> It's a monster! He's torturing me for weeks... I shouldn't be telling you. If he knows I'm here he will...
> You broke the rules!
> No, I haven't told anything...
> You know I will have to punish you?
> NOOOO!!

> Your name is Stench!
> No, it's not. My name is Théo.
> Silence, I'm telling you your name is Stench!
> Yes master, my name is Stench.
> Welcome to my world...

> Dear diaries, Ramsay made me discover a part of me that I never knew about. I came twice. It never happened to me before.

> I'm telling you, my friends, this new toy is worrying me.
> Come on Woody, he seems really nice. And Andy looked so happy!
> Mmh...
> Come on, don't worry!
> You know, it's not easy for a newcomer to fit in a group of friends?
> She's right, Woody! We have to be kind!

> You will see, Andy is really a good boy!
> Yeah, he's kind, always conscientious, it's really a good guy.
> Really?
> Oh yes, he's adorable!
> Great! I can't wait to play with him!

> I don't understand, I assure you. He never did that with any of us!
> Oh no, never!
> If someone had told me, I would never have believed it... I'm... shaken.
> Are yo ok? Can we do something for you? A glass of water maybe?
> Not feeling well...

> Well, it's better out than in!

Pls user.

This is blue board.

ahahaha holy fuck

Episode 37, Sherwoodfellas - Spideurman
> Look like your business is going well, isn't it? How much does it bring in each month? 2000 crowns, 3000? Go on, tell me how much.
> But sir, I...
> Haven't you heard an helicopter?
> Well, it's simple. I'm nice with you... look we take 20% of everything that go through you.
> But wait... it's for the poor, right?
> What?
> Eh.
> Oh yeah right! Who else could it be for? Of course it's for the poor!
> Well then I already gave to that man last week.
> What, to him? Wait wait wait... I'm not sure I got that right, look come over here.
> I assure you I haven't...
> You tried to double-crossed me, you double-crossed me! Filthy shitty fox! You want to get me, ME? You're mocking ME? Take that, asshole!
> Take that... oh fuck, he dirtied my frock, that bastard. A silk frock from my aunt (???)
> Mmh.

> Peter? Are you alright Peter?
> I think my body is changing, I... never felt that good!
> But that normal at your age my boy.
> No! You don't understand! I.. I can hear a fly flying at 30 meters, my reflex are better... It's like that spider bite gave me... superpowers!
> Wait, what spider? Where did it bit you?
> Oh no, don't worry, I feel almost nothing now.
> OH Lord...

> Filament!
> Hello the fireman?
> Fly!
> Yes I have a young man who's not well at all.
> Take me with you!

> Come on boy, don't do anything stupid, ok? You will give me your hand at 3, we will do this together, do you trust me?
> Mary Jane? Is that you?
> Come on, One, two... and thr...oh no.
> MARY JANE!

Episode 38, Charles Ingalls de Ligones - Diesel & unleaded

> I'm a very devout man and a good father, I've always acted in the interest of my child and followed the Scripture.
> Yeah but still, we found your whole happy family cast in concrete under your patio.
> It's no me, madam, you have to believe me. It's the axe!
> Ah right.
> Little Laura wouldn't ate her soup, the axe said "punish her", so I give her an appropriate hiding.
> And... and your wife?
> I had to punish her too. In accordance with the Scripture!
> And you never thought of... getting seen?
> This women is ungodly! She's trying to corrupt your soul!
> What should I do with her, Oh instrument of our Lord?
> Punish her, PUNISH HER!
> No but I was just saying...

> Now you're going to swear me you will stop driving like madmen, it's the seventh time you're retaking your driving test!
> But it's because bad guy always want to race with cars. So...
> Hey asshole! Yeah you there! Don't come close to my car! Back up! BACK UP!
> Go fuck yourself!
> No YOU go fuck yourself!
> Well so they make VROUM VROUM then we make accident. But the girls like boys with cars, so we drive cars!
> I don't want to know! You must stop your bullshit!
> Yes madam.
> We swear madam.

> In this thou shalt know that I am the LORD: behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand upon the waters...

> Told you it wouldn't get through...

And it's getting way too late, good whatever-time-it-is-where-you-are.

night and thanks

The second one is some vin diesel movie I assume, but what is the first one from?

Keep these coming, they are great.

>Beast shoving his erect horse cock in belle's face.
Only in france.
God bless em.

That got me to smile a bit

>watched this subbed on youtube
>hear more episodes coming
>region lock FNAR
>REEE......... etc.

unless they are planning on dubbing this shit i am become alchohal. oh god how long will it take of they dub it?! i just want subs for my trash humor damnit.

Just (a) use a proxy or (b) find an alternate video website

bbbuuuuuuuuuttttt im lazy american and alt sites dont translate cheese crepes speak.

if only crunchyrol existed for french animes.