/cum/ canada usa mexico

れいん

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time to go outside with my friends AGAIN

fisrt

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D E A T H

>mfw a dr*mpfie exists near me
dr*mpftards OUT

6th for me

I plan on doing a lucid dream tonight using the WILD method so that I can rape a middle/high schooler or whatever I get my hands on

Wish me luck

Should I, proud American, lower myself to learn Spanish and meet qt Mexican qt girl?

no

get out your lube

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>8 euros for Nuremberg sausages
>they're the size of ordinary breakfast sausages

God damn krauts, Dresden wasn't enough

And sauerkraut is SHIT

/dead/

why isn't germany range blocked by Sup Forums?

imagine being an impressionable underage and getting your worldviews from cum

Asian pride worldwide

asian chicks for nigger dicks

Canadians will be killed first

CANADIANS WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

pussies that are canadian will be on cocks that are arabian

Native American yarn painting.

dont think ill be getting that job
oh well it was only dishwashing

I hate Germany so much. Krauts are idiots that can't even speak American
I just wanna go back to Cali and eat some corndogs

What THE FUCK are you doing in Germany

oh also fuck that guy for making me go out and drive around on the skating rinks they are trying to pass of as roads around herre

doriftu

Canada > USA > Mexico.

I love Canada
It's my favorite country
I want to move there one day

great lakes? more like great mistakes

i slid the fuck around one corner thought i was gonna hit the curb but stopped sliding in time

respect your cousins

Only Quebec matters, also pls gib cheap electricity
t. New Hampshire

>american politicians

>Maine

kek

Success lies in the hands of those who want it

Lucky Numbers 4, 1, 38, 31, 23, 47

let's get lucky today

learn chinese:
俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ

your mother would like me

check 'em

Which province/area would you like to move to?

ah yes, moonrunes for ''I somehow love dicks!''
a classic

send him to manitoba

Victoria

what's wrong with Manitoba?

dont be silly
they're just gonna send ya

I'm short
:C

Nothing at all. Enjoy your stay in Murderpe-- I mean Winterpe-- that is to say, Winnipeg, metropolis of the woods.

*goes to my fan meetup and nobody attends*

*goes to your meetup*

...

Nice choice, though expensive housing.
What aspects of Victoria do you like? I may be able to recommend some other nice areas for you to visit.

laughing at the thought of canadians freezing to death right now

manlexican

To be fair, Brandon and Churchill are nice communities. Saint John, NB is also quite bad for murder, but with the added bonus of oil refining stench, pulp mill stench, and homeless everywhere.

too much rice pudding
send halp

>dress warm
>dont freeze
???

>too much rice pudding
does not compute

only -8c here right now
suck it

...

idk it seems like a cool city
desu I just want to find a wife there
then move somewhere remote where we can have sex everyday and go fishing in the morning with our pet beavers

Good afternoon / evening, /cum/

>tfw anyone above 5'9" is considered tall in M*xico.

trega 3000

I diying

Back home lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=KxHRA3k5-_U

I would fuck the shit out of Beverly from 2017's IT

Yeah I suck dick so what

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ヽ(´▽`)/

tfw no canadian, american, or mexican gf

What if women disappeared

iktf bud

Sophia is not for lewd
(ok maybe a little bit)

then mankind would die out.

god i fucking love her so much

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I despise n*groes but I love hip hop, why?

retard here hurr durr

need a romance speaking gf asap

need a french wife asap

she's just wonderful

no

eurobeat rotted your mind as a child

covfefe

yes

>Listen to me speakin,

>I ain't playin no mo. This be the last time I ever be speakin' to you crackas cos you sho as hell ain't be listenin' fo the past hunnid year. You crackas always arrestin niggas for shit, tryna make laws that keep us niggas down like sayin we can't be sellin no crack or shootin bitch niggas, next thing you be sayin I can't be rapin no bitches or robbing some sto when I ain't got no money cus you crackers ain't ever give me a job. It ain't my fault nigga.

>What is yo problem cracker? Bitch ass, pussy ass crackas like you tryna tell me that I can't be doin no illegal shit well GENIUS (baka) this shit ain't illegal til you make it illegal, so why it be makin sense to be throwin niggas in jail? Dumb ass bitches...

>Anyway, I be losin my train of thought so imma finish this right here. Let me hear what you gotta say man I'm all about that diall log

French people are assholes

b-baja? you're back?

pretty much

german ""people"" are assholes

that's why I'm moving to Canada

this video was very emotional for me to make
youtube.com/watch?v=emB4txMDxzU

Just for a few days desu.

How was your New year's eve, Denmark?

good choice. love canadians, but they're also assholes

everywhere you go there are assholes

今日とて寒いですね?

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とても*

speak english, you fucking weaboo

except for Idaho

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