"You said you could fly this thing!"

>"You said you could fly this thing!"
>"You asked who could FLY it! You didn't say anything about LANDING it!"

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>it's a 9/11 episode

I like this one

>I'm never taking a plane again
>Cuts to scene of characters boarding a plane

I know that movie, its Con Air

>"I'm never drinking again"
>cut to clip of character(s) being drunk and doing something crazy
>"WOOOOO"

>Capt. Steel, you're over the line. Give me your aviation badge
>And your other aviation badge

>"You said you could fly this thing!"
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIGHT

>Character claims to have flown a plane
>Turns out he just did it in a video game
>Still manages to do it perfectly

>Land it down there?
>Where's THERE?
>MIAMI!

>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Battlefield Earth (kind of)

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>passengers looking panicked as plane descends sharply towards Miami
>fat kid who been typecasted in a few things you be seen but can't remember where
>"hey, I can see our house from here"

>fat kid is actually Andy Milonakis

Snakes on Plane
>All praises to the playstation

>"we need backup!"
>"You ARE the backup son"

* Extremely complex fighter jets work perfectly after centuries, fuel still works somehow
* Cavemen are able to effectively fly a Harrier jets in combat, despite having zero (0) prior experience
Then again, the entire movie was terrible

Men in Black maybe?

>Character A: hey, I can see our house from here!
>Character B: and our other house!

>your OTHER house

...

>no your OTHER plane

>"You said you could rock this party!"
>"You asked who could START it! You didn't say anything about ROCKING it!"

>I build airplanes for a living and I can repair this one
>you didn't tell us you build toy airplanes!

Flight of the Phoenix?

it's in a lot of movies, that's sort of the point user

Shit, what is this again? Dennis Quaid checks in or some shit

>no your OTHER thread

Name 3

And thats not even what happened in Con Air, it was shot down

>"You're a pilot, right? Get us out of here!"
>"I don't even have a license! I'm not authorized to fly this type of plane!"
>"Well, I'm giving you authorization. Let's go."

>pilot dies
>character that is shown being obsessed with video games earlier in the movie lands the plane