/ausnz/

Anglos from the northern hemisphere fuck off edition

Feeling very slow at the moment.

/rug/

Going down to the shops, anyone want anything?

Am I the only homo in this thread? I feel lonely.

Then go somewhere else

Like where? I don't know where to go...

me on the left

There's always /lgbt/ :^)

I just remembered I have work tomorrow

I thought you didn't work on the weekdays, why do you have work tomorrow?

Because they asked me to come in tomorrow and I said yes

Aw well bit of extra money I guess.
Are ya expecting a packed house?

I haven't checked but knowing my luck there'll be a boat in tomorrow

Very pretty desu.
Brb :3

I feel for ya buddy, hopefully it's not too full on.
Where are ya now mate?

In the Barossa Valley now mate.

Golly gee whiz
I'm cooking here.

It's not even that hot.

it is a bit hot

Just sneezed.

Also I've done absolutely nothing today yet I feel so fucking tired
the body is an amazing thing.
I think I might be still hungover a bit.

bump

me to, I got up kinda early but have done fuck all today

Rate my lunch desu.

looks nice, hope the chicken's not dry

I had a cup of soup and a pizza bun for lunch

What's the bet the lanklet will show up soon with his usual "did you miss me"

Look bloody nice buddy.
I'd put money on it.
Also I really wish I was allowed a cat in my house
I want one so bad!

Gonna post here because according to the other thread I'm not an anglo

Sup sheepmen

Did you miss me lads?

Called it

You did that on purpose.

it felt good though

Thanks desu.
I missed you deeply :3

Thanks!

I love being missed!

Wow, did proving me right really feel that good

I thought giving a loser highschooler like you a win would be my good deed of the day.

Any way where the heck have you been?

Looks good

Who are you?

Please don't start with this, it was going so well

Sleeping, and then I went to the supermarket...
that's about it really

Stop this at once you yellow-bellied gook

Would you prefer I called you a preschooler?
You seems to quite like that last night.

Lazybones

Sounds alot like my day as well in all honesty.

Um, could you not

I'm thin! I don't have a big belly!

Infant

r-rude!
At least I'm on holiday! Everyday is a holiday for you...

Are you going to tell the teacher on me?
I don't think they'll believe a preschooler over an adult like me.

Urinal

He actually likes being called that though

>I'm thin!
I don't believe you, you're gonna have to prove it.

I-I'm outside till night time though...

Oh look, the newborn is crying.

>inb4 the singa is a fatty

I'm giving this topic a red card, you are to cease talking about it immediately

I'm NOT a fatty! I'm 62kg at 174cm.

*grabs the red card form your baby hands*
What now kiddo?
Gonna go crying back to mommy?

Oh yea sure, I'll believe whatever you say *cough* fatty *cough*

NO!!

And Sayaka is a cutie!! Stop bullying both of us.

Stop this!

Shit wrong image, imagine I posted an angry anime girl instead

>the fatty and the little girl think I'll stop if they tell me to
I wouldn't be so sure

Oh sure
we all know that crying anime girl relays how you are a crying little girl

Found this huge barrel at a winery.

Brb desu :3

Stop or I will SNIPE you

You will you be able to see me over that big belly of yours?

Fine, what can we do to make you stop spreading these lies

And I am not crying

Good to see you finally admit it.
That's a big step for a little girl like you.

Maybe I'll ease up on the bulli if you start calling me sir again.

>enters thread
>starts bully

G-guys stop fighting!

s-sorry
it's in my nature

I know, I know...

No, go fuck yourself
It's all he ever does

>It's all he ever does
I resent that statement!

why do so many failures watch anime
whats the correlation

What, does big bully boy not like when people call him a bully
anime involves a lot of escapism

I'm not a bully!

You on top, being a bully

b-but I've always wanted to be on the bottom in that pic...

Okay fine then I'll be on top, but you're still the bully in this situation

WHY IS EVERYONE FIGHTING AAAAAAAAAAH

He started it

>lich messages me on steam
this makes me very happy indeed

No!
You got uppity because you thought I said "Did you miss me" to make you feel good!
You started it my very definition you baka manlet virgin preschooler girl!

why do you have a lich friended on steam

you know they're bad hombres, right

Fine, I'm sorry for whatever I did that made you become a big bully

How dare you call him a bad hombre, he's the cutest little bunny

Probably those 4 months of sexual frustration is what made me into a bully.
I didn't use to be like this.

who is he

>I didn't use to be like this.
You used to be relativity tame, the most you'd do is be a bit devilish and cute post.

Look at you now.

You should be glad I don't bully you as well... (well don't bully you THAT hard)

I am.
Poor Chalmers bears the brunt of that.

Just had pork mince burgers for dinner, I now feel like an American, I might go invade a sovereign nation, or topple the legitimate government of a developing country

Well at least you've found a way to channel that frustration that doesn't involve rape
He's my little bunny

>Just had pork mince burgers for dinner
Mmmm sounds good, dunno what I'm gonna have for din dins.

>Chalmers bears the brunt of that
It's what he deserves

>that doesn't involve rape
But I still threaten to rape you quite often?

>topple the legitimate government of a developing country
any government Washington doesn't approve of is illegitimate sweaty :))))

>He's my little bunny
does he post here?

This general is really peaceful...

>does he post here?
Are you some kind of newfag?

how am I supposed to know who he is when no one ever mentions lich when I'm around

Chalmers, lich gets a funny feeling down there when you call him your little bunny.
He formally requests you stop.

Lurk more

Is he banned or just busy doing something else?

>Is he banned
yes

Naughty naughty.
I wonder if I'm still banned I'm sick of filling out these stupid captchas.

...

2 hours..

>filling out these stupid captchas
hehe
dumb baka

tried to warm my feet up on my bf but he told me to fuck off because they're really cold