Imagine this

how do burgers feel about it? would it affect your country positively or negatively in your opinion

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Almost happened. Viva el Segundo Imperio Mexicano!

If they stay on their side of the wall, positively.

I'm not sure what you're getting it you slavshit retard. Do you mean a union between France & Mexico, an alternate reality in which instead of Spain, the French colonized Mexico?

What would a Mexican French accent sound like?

Man latinas speaking french would be the hottest chicks on earth by a stretch

The only thing worse than Spanish speaking Mexicans would be French speaking Mexicans.

Like the Qubecois accent I imagine

Iowa already exists though.

Quebec....

Basically a Basque

Why didn't France try to take over other parts of Latin America when Spain was weak?

Napoleon abandoned all hopes of French expansion in the Americas when he sold Louisiana to fund his European wars and strengthen Britain's enemy

Napoléon III did nothing wrong, he just had a dream

Then Napoleon IV died fighting for the British empire against niggers lmao

truly a man of the people. his legacy lives on in our cuisine

Imagine an America where everything west of the Appalachian mountains is French. Would be awful.

The thought sends shivers down my spine. Quebec is bad enough

was not that guy a british stooge?

>we'd have a whole country of french speaking niggers right below us

Actually, you’re thinking of the Metis.

>Maximilian was shocked by the living conditions of the poor in contrast to the magnificent haciendas of the upper class. Empress Carlota began holding parties for the wealthy Mexicans to raise money for poor houses. One of Maximilian's first acts as Emperor was to restrict working hours and abolish child labour. He cancelled all debts for peasants over 10 pesos, restored communal property and forbade all forms of corporal punishment. He also broke the monopoly of the Hacienda stores and decreed that henceforth peons could no longer be bought and sold for the price of their debt.
WHY DID THEY FUCKING KILL HIM?!

Why do I care what second world shitholes are up

He was a cavalry officer seeking to regain his family glory and you like the usual backstabbing traitor you are... you sabotaged his stirrup so he couldn't get on horse fast enough to catch up with your surrendering lobster army. And you know what ?

He didn't even realise he was being abandonned he just said that he will cover the other cavalrymen who fled the fight.

In all HIstory of EUrope, you won't find a more perfidious, coward and traitorous people than the brits. You are the chinese of Europe and deserve your title

Perfide Albion

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He exiled himself in London after several initial attempt to seize power and after the Commune and his reignhe ultimately died their after he get too sick on brit cuisine.

You literally helped us when you won the civil war against the confederates

Haha... I know that feel

Cr*ollos

so yes, he was a stooge, he always supported the british at everything, for example the crimean war and the invasion of Mexico to try to support the confederacy in america

During his time, France and Britain had common interests.

LOL,

Mexico would be a proud KARA BOGA bastion

kys

it can't possibly be worse, right?

It's amazing how the French can describe themselves without realising it

something similar to haitian creole maybe

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The British Empire was a peaceful empire that protected its trade routes. It never sought to conquer Europe like your evil dwarf general.

It would literally be Mexico+niggers+shittier-cool colonial buildings.
Spain invested too much in America believing that it would be part of Spain forever. Too many resources were wasted there building cities,schools,hospitals,roads or churches.
The French on the other hand saw their colonies as quick cash cows. Quebec was only profitable for fur trade,so France just sent fur traders. Louisiana was useful for nothing so France sent no one. Haiti was useful for crop cash so France stablished an Orwellian plantation that is arguably the most brutal and antihumane thing done in human history.
If France arrived to Mexico they would just enslave the natives and send them to the mines and when they start dying they would bring niggers to replace them.

now catalonia will be gone too hahha

Dumbass, he committed way more troops and resources in the crimean war. He was also the first to begin mass build up of ironclads, which prompted Britain to compete (and win the arms race). The beautification of paris was also way ahead of the shithole that was london. He did a lot more than he's given credit for.

We would be an African nation at this point, with terrorist attacks etc

invading america was also part of british interests, and he tried to do the same, what a coincidence

but mexican natives are brown inbreded moors that behead innocent people for the cartels, way worse than 10% nigger and terrorist attacks because of france relevance.

o i'm raffing

french former colonies are all horrible though

we didn't replace the natives like anglos and spanniards did.

Natives are peaceful, leave them alone!

I don't know if French influence would exacerbate the Aztec warrior reconquista thing or drown it out in superior French culture. Mexico would have probably gone full socialist long ago, which would suck. Perhaps through some butterfly effect fluke that would prevent the rest of Latin America from doing so.

>Spain invested too much in America

>we didn't replace the natives

kek