Local cinema runs out of ketchup so I have to use butter instead

>local cinema runs out of ketchup so I have to use butter instead

Is it ok to sue if this happens regularly?

just bring your own?

And risk getting caught by the detection dogs? No thanks

pay someone to take the risk for you

there are several professionals standing outside the cinema of my town. they're a bit expensive, though

It's not butter dumb fuck euro nigger

>popcorn topping
>popcorn isn't sweet enough so americans top it with liquid sugar so to make it EVEN MORE unhealthy

FUCKING americans

Why would you have ketchup on popcorn?

What cinemas have fucking detection dogs?

>EVEN MORE unhealthy
I wasn't aware popcorn was unhealthy to begin with. assuming it hasn't been deep fried nor soaked in BBQ sauce

>ketchup on popcorn.
What? It's this some burgerland tradition?

>local kinoplex runs out of nacho cheese dipping sauce
>have to dump my cinnamon pretzel in butter instead

Fuck butter

>watch movie
>the alarm sounds
>it's time to pick the piss trough cleaner
>spotlight searches through the audience
>I hold tightly onto my ticket
>spotlight stops on me
>shit.bmp
>the crane picks me up and drops me into the trough
>it's filled to the brim
>almost drown in the depths of 5 feet of piss
>didn't get provided with a brush so I had to use my hoodie
>qt3.14 girls nearby were pointing and snickering throughout the cleaning

>haha popcorn mines haha robert fuck my gf haha cinema falcons haha no singles haha

>he doesn't deep fry his popcorn in beer batter then top it with powdered sugar and cinnamon

I'm assuming you saw Baywatch??? Was it litty?

>stand in line for the ticket ripper
>notice cinema guards climbing down from the ropes
>they starts asking one and one
>asks me if I'm user
>I tell them I didn't steal the bulb
>they believe me and hands me the tambourine

>local cinema runs out of ketchup

Fucking burgers, everybody knows you put mayo on popcorn.

Euro4thewin

...

>implies to be european
>too lazy to write "mayonnaise"

american detected

What kind of third-world cinema do you go to that they don't have detection dogs?

>My local kinotheque closed down because of netflix.
>Its now a barber shop.

The internet was a mistake.

>go to Australian cinema
>order spider legs for myself and some petrol for my Abo
>we queue up for the mandatory weapons check
>weapons inspector puts his hand in my pocket
>"Wots this then, cunt?"
>crikey
>forget to take bottle opener off of key chain
>bottle openers are classified as Type II Dangerous Weapons
>inspector sics the cinema dingo on me
>dingo drags me into croc pit
>beg my Abo to help me
>he just stares and asks me for a ciggy
>croc sinks its teeth into my leg
>black out as Land Down Under begins playing on the cinema speakers

But it will be warm from the way there, the cinema ketchup will be fresh from the fridge.

I just ask the projectionist for some. he's a friend of mine at the local cinema

I speak burger, wanna make a big deal about it?

Where did he say he was putting ketchup on popcorn? Can you read?

>not bringing a stick of butter and then using a hair dryer to melt it onto your popcorn as the movie plays

>implying the stick of butter wouldn't be all liquid as you pull it out from yourself

At least the dingo didn't eat your baby.

Nice digits reddit.

that's why you freeze them

I wouldn't give myself frostbite just to have some butter at the cinema

>detection dogs in 2017

kek, you poorfags don't have sentry drones in your theaters yet?