REMINDER: When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU ITS OVER
Aaron King
What's the deal with leafposters and /r9k/-tier threads? Are all Canadian posters mentally ill?
Ian Green
The biggest invasion by far is Sup Forums however to answer your second question, yes
Chase Hill
whatever, all i want is a hobby i can enjoy and a decent job and i'll be fine
Caleb Campbell
Are you kidding? Americans make way more shitty threads.
Brody Barnes
Why does your entire life revolve around something so meaningless and trivial as getting pussy?
Cameron Flores
lol
Gavin Jackson
Because we have way more posters. On a shitty threads per X users basis, Leafs are #1
Hudson Carter
Let's be honest here most of our lives revolve around Sup Forums here.
Liam Evans
But I did have sex when I was 15 with my emo gf, probably because I played guitar instead of video games
Sebastian Garcia
No way. Have you ever seen a good Australian, Korean, Japanese or Spanish thread? Get off our dicks nigga we shitpost sometimes but everyone does it equal or more to us.
Justin Russell
What even is the point of this?
Jacob Bell
I don't really see too much shitposting from Aussies/Spainards/Gooks, I'll give you Japan though.
Jacob Sullivan
fuck normies
Logan Hernandez
It's absolutely one Canadian making these threads and I think it's the Chinese guy who thinks he's white.
Kayden Garcia
Japan's shitty threads are endearing and/or funny leafposting has no redeeming qualities
Christopher Nelson
That's because of confirmation bias.
Levi Torres
Yeah let's blame everything on one guy and be racist while we're at it too. Fuck you normie
Easton Ward
And at their high school reunions the jocks are now overweight talking about how they could have made it big if they hadn't torn ligaments.
Colton Wilson
Go back to china faggot
Luke Morgan
Go back to huffing petrol you filthy Maori
Jaxson Gonzalez
Goddamnit leaf
Joseph Bennett
The funny thing is only some absolutely faggy beta males I knew had girlfriends.
While the cool guys were gaming, drinking and watched cartoons togheter.
Robert Wood
Why are all leafs whiny and weak?
Leo James
I sure am glad Harper allowed OP to come to Vancouver to bring his autism to us.
Aaron Davis
Why are all Americans fat and 0% white?
Gabriel Sanchez
haha well meme'd my friend
Caleb Cooper
Adding insult to injury they also watched porn and played videogames.
Jose Gonzalez
You too, I had to respond to a good meme with a good meme m'35%er
Adam Long
I have never seen a good thread by India, Japan, Turkey, or Belgium
Brandon Phillips
>I have never seen good thread by... Japan Are you blind Everything they post regarding SK is gold
Nathan Powell
Fuck the girls, I vote kill all girls, death girls cant break your heart.
