REMINDER:

REMINDER:
When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

What's the deal with leafposters and /r9k/-tier threads? Are all Canadian posters mentally ill?

The biggest invasion by far is Sup Forums however to answer your second question, yes

whatever, all i want is a hobby i can enjoy and a decent job and i'll be fine

Are you kidding? Americans make way more shitty threads.

Why does your entire life revolve around something so meaningless and trivial as getting pussy?

lol

Because we have way more posters. On a shitty threads per X users basis, Leafs are #1

Let's be honest here most of our lives revolve around Sup Forums here.

But I did have sex when I was 15 with my emo gf, probably because I played guitar instead of video games