I want to kill Muslims.
I am being completely serious here and I want to know the best way that I can do this. Joining the military takes too long and I doubt I'll even end up killing muslims. Are there any ways to get in contact with forces fighting against ISIS? What about the French Foreign Legion - could I kill them that way?
I need your help, Sup Forums. I don't want to waste my life anymore.
Good luck getting into the Legion. I hear they reject most Americans in favour of eastern Europeans. They also enjoy beating the shit out of recruits.
Join the Army 11B. Just a regular specialist by the time I got out and I had four confirmed kills. First I had was some dumb 12 year old sand nigger threw grenade at my SAW gunner. Forgot to throw the pin, but my saw gunner broke formation thinking it was live. He then took three shots one in the neck killing him. But we got the two little fucks who orchestrated the shit.
Become a wandering mercenary.
step 1: buy gun
step 2: enter mosque
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
Just visit a local walmart and acquire explosives, a weapon. Than you should an hero. Make sure FBI wont know about it, posting on Sup Forums was a good idea so far.
why are aspies like you so obsessed with the FFL? Is it because its called a legion? Join the US Military or you're a spineless pussy willing to die for a nation thats not your own. Stick to Mil-Sims buddy.
>an hero
an hero
I hear the Buddhists have a plan to remove them.
Do a mosque here in the US. Plan it well, go for high score.
This.
Why join the Legion if your Armed Forces already are well geared, paid, and has the same chance of seeing action?
Reported.
>I hear the Buddhists have a plan to remove them.
Pic very much related.
OP should move to Burma and become a monk.
>it's a summon the FBI episode
OP said he wanted to kill muslims, not suck cock and mop rain.
join the FBI and use borderline entrapment to catch them and put them in prison for so long they're effectively dead anyway
oh
wait
bump for dead muslims
I'm not even American. I don't know why my flag is American, I'm living in Canada and am Canadian.
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
Make a your own Milita. Kill the invaders on the Homefront.
If you have the money bribe officials so they turn a blind eye.
Joining a military force will be great, but:
some people in this thread are saying "HURR SHOOT UP A MOSQUE"
DO NOT do this. It will bring legitimacy to the people who want to demonize Western culture and specifically white men. You'll encourage Muslim immigration, and make it even worse for everyone.
I don't think you'd do it anyway, but it's just a pro tip.
Lions of rojava. They will have you on the front lines in weeks, fighting isis. Plus you get to fuck hot kurdish wonen, and also fight with shitty old soviet weapons. This kind of foghting is brutal and a fucking thrill ride from hell.
Canada get off your proxy.
Maybe when you're older and grow out of your edge phase
Convert to Islam, spend years building up cred within the Muslim community then become gradually radicalized over time until you go full snackbar and blow yourself up inside of a mosque. That way we can point to it as another example of Muslim violence instead of a hate crime against them, causing further damage to the public perception of them as a group instead of garnering sympathy.
Or, I dunno, create some inflammatory art that provokes them into chimping out. That usually ends up with some of them dead.
You sound exactly like a Muslim extremist, mate.
Ever thought about that?
Deported
This.
Join up with Kurds. They'll be more than happy to arm you and let you kill muslims.
However, they are also muslims, so there's that.
shoot up a mosque, do it for pol
Just go and try. If it is too much for you, you can always walk away in recruit training. The others will think you're a piece of shit, but you won't see any of them ever again. If they won't accept you, then just take a good long vacation in France.
If you've been thinking about it for any length of time, then there is little chance that you will suddenly stop thinking about it if someone talks you out of it. It is only by pursuing your options that you will find out anything about them for yourself. If you try it and can't do it for whatever reason, the issue will be put to rest. If you want to do it and don't try, then you will spend the rest of your life thinking about what it would have been like had you done it.
I am pretty sure the YPG is taking westerners all the time. Google around on it, don't worry too much about the cops, then head out overseas. You'll need to pay for your own travel expenses, but they pick you up in a truck and "train" you for a couple of weeks with an AK. No body armor lol unless you can buy it somewhere. Enjoy.
swim to syria
What if I'm a skinny fuck?
I really want to join the FFF after college. But I'm a skinny fuck. I need gain endurance and strength if I'm going to be accepted.
Some bikers here joined up with the Kurdish resistancce in order to kill ISIS in Syria.
21stcenturywire.com
Good goy! If you wanted to get rid of members of a group yo make the world a better place, I think of another tribe that should be removed before the rag heads.
This tribe wears yarmulkes on their heads, not rags.
looking forward for the next ISIS beheading video edgelord
But they hate isia and turky, and they have a women army, hot warrior kurd woman
Hi, FBI! Include me in the threat assessment, please.
This is a board of peace, hand over your memes and get out
This is lions of rojava. They have a facebook, which they recruit from.
Join the IDF
Start doing push ups, sit ups, and pull ups every day. When you get up, do them until muscle failure. When you go to sleep, do them until muscle failure. After probably a week of doing this, the length of time that your muscles will ache afterwards will decrease.
Do this in conjunction with running. Since you aren't heavy, you should be able to run every day. One day do farther and slower, the next do shorter and faster, and repeat. Combine all this will increasing your overall caloric intake, but getting most of your increased calories from protein.
Its not to get you in the kind of shape you'll need to be for grunt life. They'll get you there. It is to get you in the kind of shape you'll need to be for the training they'll put you through.
If you can find more specific information on FFF specific workouts, customize your training to fit your needs. What I am telling you is good advice for anyone looking at joining the military. I am in the US Army, and there is definitely an emphasis on body-weight workouts over weighted, and an inordinate amount of running. Don't try to do ruck marches on your own, you might hurt yourself.
frenchfag here
for you information th syrian arab army made prisoner seven captain who served as training intuctor for djihadist
they were foreign legion captains
have fun
you can find pictures if you search
>he thinks kids count for a kill
Just a wild guess:
Tons of Sandniggers are coming to france as refugees
"Join the foreign legion, get french citizenship"
--> tons of Sandniggers join the foreign legion
So even if you get accepted, prepare to serve with many muslims as your comrades
Just join your countrys Military. Go to the Marines, they are cool. If i were american, i would enlist for the usmc
Even if you actually dont expierinence combat, you will learn some usefull skills if you plan on raiding a mosque or else later on
Also, chances ae higher you actually get accepted
>I want to fight Muslims while fighting with Sunni Muslims
A+ logic.
Try that again in English user
Fucking Leafs need to get banned. You are worse than Muslims.
>the guy that slipped at the end
kek
Sorry i don't follow. You must re educate yourself newfag.
He actually slid on someone's blood. How have I never seen that before?
>Lions of Rojava
>fighting for Muslim communist sandniggers
What a cause. What a way to go.
the media would fucking go ape shit on that!(especially if he's white)
Did he stutter?
This is literally you op, look up what happened to this kid trying to be edgy
Autism wont get you far in life
A lot of westerners are joining the Kurdish forces
Just join the military
>m-m-m-m-m-m-mega kill
I secrely wish that one from our cuck countries would do that.
Muslims are already convinced that there is a war against Islam ongoing. Let's not disappoint them
Go to Sweden and just start.
Don't forget to livestream it
how are we supposed to look it up without you giving any info faggot
>tfw no Crusade issued by the pope himself
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try reverse image search retardo
What the fuck happened there? Some context please?
thank you based crane
Ill spoonfeed ya
>reverse image search for something that is not porn
thanks
A crane fell over in Mecca and killed a lot of people
>Ausfailian cuck
>roleplaying Islamist
>goes to Syria
>boipucci for brownskins
>"volunteers" as suicide bomber
>detonates car bomb
>no one gets killed except him
poor guy, I think he was autistic?
Join the IDF. They don't advertise much that goyims can be allowed in, but if you pursue it they'l let you.
>Muslims are already convinced that there is a war against Islam ongoing
>"Quick brothers and sisters! There's a war against Islam by the West, let's flee to the very same countries that are at war with us!"
- Muslim logic
Join one of the christian militas in Iraq
You'll be working for the Iranians, but they do the most kebab removal in the region.
They never do anything.
Go and volunteer for a Western militia in Syria.
And how do you plan on doing that?
Please no memes, give me a legitimate way to remove kosher without having the entire world descend upon me.
except they know exactly that they can simply outbreed the people there and implement sharia law by simply becoming the majority
I have thought about something like this myself, if all hell breaks loose. I would compile data of all local mosques within a certain metro area, moving quickly from one mosque to the next...add flame thrower and pork, and my own pea shooter to take myself out.
Go to gay disco
Pick up Muslim dude
Bring back to trailer in the desert
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Repeat next weekend
>being this new
>if you kill your enemies they win
>I am being completely serious here and I want to know the best way that I can do this.
Join ISIS
Kids are are worth double points because they're a smaller targets.
>vast majority of us troops didn't kill anyone
>wars are over
>takes forever to process through the us military
>you're retarded
>your story is fake
vote Trump, it's the only way we'll have a true just war
FUCKING STEALTH LEAF
They could be shitposting and WE WOULDN'T KNOW
draw a cartoon of muhammed sucking a dick, they go full suicide vest every time and you can repeat it over and over.
>If you don't fight for Obama, Hillary, and the jews, then you're a spineless pussy!
I swear, you 20-something "veterans" who never even saw deployment are the worst kind of people.
Terrorist attack on Mecca
That's why we need to get niggers to shoot up mosques.
You'll be first unto the front line, and I won't lie : you'll just be a piece of meat, they'll treat you very harshly.
So yeah, you'll remove kebab very quickly, but you'll surely be removed as quickly.
Yeah but they end up killing more westerners.
Like 5-1 to 10-1 ratios man.
That's not good math in the long run, especially with their birthrates.
>Join ISIS
>Get them to take you to the hive
>Blow yourself up
KEK Akbar
Only if you live in a cuck state
You want but you won't. Because you're all bunch of keyboard warriors. You will always hide behind the screens and won't do shit.
Eugh. I hope you used a proxy for your own sake.
RARE AND BRO (but only if posting from the Greek side of the partition)
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>getting heart rate up right before bed
Kek
Go to Europe and shoot up a mosque