/big/ general

This is a general for the 10 biggest countries in landmass. Here we will discuss how good it is to be big and other things like culture of course. Small countries are advised to stay out, else they will be ridiculed (and rightfully) by the big countries.

The invite list in no particular order: 1. USA
2. Canada
3. Russia
4. China
5. Brazil
6. Australia
7. India
8. Argentina
9. Kazakhstan
and last but not least 10. Algeria

Midget landlets please stay out

Thanks

It’s good to be big

Oh no look at the UK hahahahahaha look at the top of his head!

>Second biggest cunt in the world
>Not a superpower

It isn't fair bros

UK is a small, PATHETIC country

for you

Frozen swampland doesn't count.

Am I welcome?

Read the sign kid

Hahaha-

No.

>u
>big

can I join?

no? fuck off pipsqueak

>new zealand is bigger than the UK
holy shit the UK really is garbage

Real shit Canada has no reason not to be a super power.

Hold the phone there, Johnny!
Is this thread attempting to imply that having a big country makes you better? But most of the rich countries in the world are actually pretty small!

Reminder that bragging about a large landmass is the geopolitical equivalent of bragging about your cock.

Australia, Canada and Russia are largely empty, so the size isn't of any great value.

Usable land for Canada is a small percentage, all that yukon wilderness does fuck all, unlike the USA which is filled with super-fertile expanses of land and easily-accessible resources.

Resources > money

land size is why we have so much money m8, property, mining and agriculture

Because global warming, arable land in Canada is going to double in the next 50-70 years, but if the planet gets over 2ºC at the end of the century it will become too dry for that.

>The invite list in no particular order:

Canada has a large amount of arable land, used to have a first class navy, has a ton of ports, sits on an oil reserve, has loads of precious metals, and is one of the USA's biggest trading partners.

It's pretty big, though.

We use less than a quarter of the land for resource extraction, mate.

I.. I didn’t feel like putting it in order from greatest to least ok?

and that quarter is larger than most european countries

>every country on the list except brazil is patrician as fuck
How did we do it lads

Get a reality check, mate. European nations use fucking far more of their land than we do. I don't even know why you are trying to argue this.

did I ever say otherwise?

Not even close to the proportion of the workable land the USA has. Much of the land north might as well not even be there.
And of course they're one of the biggest trade partner, you're literally up each other's buttcrack. Who the fuck else are you going to trade with? Us?

Right here:>and that quarter is larger than most european countries
Are you pissed or what?

where in that post did I say that Europeans use more of their land

land expansion comes a long way fellow big guy

Still they had a ton of opportunities to become a superpower but never did!

yes hello my big bros

it's not that easy mate

hmm

Wait a sec

'Sup Nigs?

type louder please your small stature makes it hard for me to hear you

>1. USA
No, burgers, you're fourth. First Russia, then Canada, China and you.

Did you know Russia is B I G?

We also have tigers.

is it true that russia has a space program for tigers?

Yes we also have white supermacist tigers

S-P-A-C-E ))

wow Russia really has everything

D-Does Greenland count? Then we are almost as big as Algeria ;_;

Pity those landlets.

U.S. is bigger than China.

>cuckold anglo
>patrician
Hum...

>cant play along

Why do landlets ruin everything?

hold your horses willy... is this some kind of game y'all trying to get going over here?

Well, hello.

Yay

too bad Antarctica can't represent

h-hey guys

good morning big guys

Wow, didn't know Kazakhstan was in the top 10

h-hey we're the largest country in europe if you don't count russia

>the largest country
1/4 of Krasnoyarsk Krai, if to be precise.

Russia is asian

Asian and proud, while Yurope will become Caliphate, we will adopt based Tengriism.

Not even the best asian religion desu