The girl you like invites you to watch a movie at her house

>The girl you like invites you to watch a movie at her house.
>Is a Seth Rogen comedy
How do you react Sup Forums?

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I tell her to put sonething else

skip the flicks and go straight to kinos

Do like my dad did.

Go to the bar and never come back.

>I tell her to put sonething else

Rape her
But make it consensual

If you weren't completely autistic you'd realise you're supposed to start fucking 30 minutes in.

KEK

It's a meme you dip. You're supposed to say something like

DUDE WEED HUGH HUGH HUGH HUGH HUGH

Depends on the film and my level of sobriety. If i'm high as fuck and it's pineapple express, I'll survive.

>he's not excited that she's revealed herself to be a dumb slut

>It's a meme you dip
woah that takes me back

I remember when I was 13 years old.

Sorry I missed your birthday m8
The big 1 4 you must be so excited!

I remember that just like any other art form, there is a wide spectrum of what films are meant for. I enjoy the flick and get my cuddle on.

Have you never seen a seth rogan movie? Or did you actually come into this thread looking for serious answers?

>i said turn that shit off

watch the movie, pretend to laugh and make funny comments, 1/3 through make a move and fuck her pussy.

I laugh with her, fuck her afterwards and smoke a cigarette. You know, like normal people do. Oops! I forgot, you're an insufferable autist cunt.

FUCKING NORMALFAGS

No. I'm not. I'm really not. I'm 42 years old and I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome (now called Autism Spectrum Disorder) in 2007. You know what, though? Before all that shit was widely-known to everyone who wanted to, I had to learn a few life lessons the fucking tough way. Like, how to talk to women without screaming and flailing my fucking arms like a banshee before running like Usain Bolt. I learned all that shit by observing others.

That's what you should do, you dumbass frog. Observe. Watch and mimic. Practice accents. Practice jokes. Practice by your fucking self in a mirror if need be. Then Google like fucking crazy how to appear "normal" (eye contact too, don't you fucking sperg out on THAT shit) in the eyes of others.

And you'll god damn Google that shit because I told you to. Because I DIDN'T have Google. Because I DIDN'T have that support of endless knowledge everywhere to help me get through a life so disgustingly, horrendously painful that I'm surprised I didn't kill myself.

Now pull your damn socks up, frog, and start LIVING.

IM NOT AUTISTIC IM GONNA FUCK A BIG TITTY HALF ASIAN GIRL NEXT WEEKEND LOL

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE, AND WHEN YOU ENJOY IT YOU'LL REMEMBER THE ADVICE I GAVE YOU!!!

>Oops! I forgot, you're an insufferable autist cunt.
> I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome (now called Autism Spectrum Disorder) in 2007.

>being unironically autistic
Opinion = discarded. If you are actually autistic it means your brain is wired like a retard's. No matter how much you try you will never, ever fit it.

>No matter how much you try you will never, ever fit it

Oh, come on. It's big, but it's not THAT big.

Unforgivable!

If the bitch showed me "The Night Before" (the seth rogen Christmas movie with JGL and anthony mackie) and said that i have got to see Micahel Shannon's comedic performance in it because it is actually really good and funny, well then i would probably marry that bitch. But that ain't never gonna happen

>autism = retardation
at least sometime autists focus their autism into science/the arts and we all get another genius to talk about every now and then

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Is this true? How does that even happen?

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you look at eachother, make out, start feeling up on each other, clothes come off, benis in bagina.

fucking normie magic

I can't get an erection when I saw Seth Rogen 10 minutes before.

>The girl you like invites you to watch a movie at her house.
When did this happen?

alcohol helps. when im sober i cant get physical with women because of spaghetti but when just slightly drunk i make eye contact for a split second and ill start tounging their face like an animal

Kek

For you

start screaming until she puts on some Cops reruns instead

.....oohhhh. shit

>implying I'd like girls with such shit taste in the first place

You are a beta pussy

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Which Seth Rogen movie is it? I rather liked Knocked Up and This is The End. I'd fucking kill the bitch if she forced me to watch Funny People again though

jerking off in the bathroom and cumming in her family's toothbrush

You have a thick skull if weed doesn't make you perceptive to deeper levels of meaning.

For those of us who aren't virgins, every weekend.

Misogynist beta male

That's a line from American Psycho, where are you taking out your frustration with women?

> If you are actually autistic it means your brain is wired like a retard's

No, if our brains were wired like retards we'd be retards. Those with autism see the world differently, see: Mozart, Alexander, Thales. Some of us apply our gift in things that don't interest your small brain.

George Lucas was an autistic kid who created a universe in which he encourages other autistic children to tap into their abilities by telling us to use the force. Millions of young, rich alphas now live like yuppies as we look past the lesser peoples on our home from fucking whoever we want.

I broke up with my girlfriend because all she did in free time was watch General Hospital, American Dad, and the Big Bang Theory.

A LEAN NIGHT

pretend to care for 1 and a half hour until you get to sexy time.
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