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Gordon Cole Is Screwing Me? Verified - TP Edition

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first for jacques

those are really nice quads, Buck

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
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A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Best scene.

C U T E

>In summer 2010, Marshall sued the pharmaceutical company Hoffmann-LaRoche (a unit of Roche Holding AG) for $11 million in damages for injuries which, he claimed, resulted from his taking the drug Accutane. He claimed he had suffered Accutane-related gastrointestinal distress so severe that it necessitated a four-month hospital stay and the surgical removal of his colon

Pic related.

What did they mean by this?

imagine the breath on that fat fuck, Leland did a good job

PURE WAIFUS:
Annie
Maddy
Audrey

Sluts:
Everyone else

Where's my meth at?

Call for help.

Checked

119... the phone doesn't...

>Audrey
>pure
Her dad had a psychotic break, her brother is a retard, and she gave away her virginity to a guy that used her naivety for his own prurient ends.

ugly whore lmao

think of the worst taste you could possibly think of then go worse thats your taste

Is episode 6 gonna be posted early on Comcast's site again tomorrow?

lmao

Why were the panties so warm? Did she brap in them?

HelloooOOOooo!

>That feel when you realize Donna died in James's motorbike crash.

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What's pissfu's name anyway?

Isn't she some like 30yr old assassin based on the book Frost wrote?

I want to watch this video. Who is this woman?

>pissfu is crushing it
all is right with the world

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Who else is hoping for Bob to go the casino?

Given the chance, would you unironically suck Lynch's dick?

No, I would only do it ironically

This theory has been explained please stop spreading garbage

>no Constance
shit poll

I didn't know her name, she's in the poll

>turn on twin peaks
>black naked whore with her tits out

Lol what the fuck is this shit you nerds are watching?

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>all these 2deep4u fags who think Lynch is commenting on the state of le netflix n chill audience with the glass box scenes
>being so fucking shallow as to not read the fucking book
>not knowing that the box was invented as a means of watching for ayys
>not realising that the so called commentary on current trends is just a happy side effect of calling back to what was already described as really fukcing important in the book
Yeah, he didn't need to make the employee a college kid, he didn't have to give him a girlfriend, but let's be honest, it was just another excuse for him to show some ass n tiddies, like he did with a lot of his actresses.

Even without having read that shit I knew that theory was garbage because meta-interpretations of films are literally fucking retarded.

>it was just another excuse for him to show some ass n tiddies
I'm so glad he does this.
>that pointless bit of dialog in Inland Empire used as an excuse to see big tiddy girl's tits
Thank you Lynch, you're truly a god among men.

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would you lick his feet, /tpg/?

No.
I would, however, let him plug my anus with his big toe.

how do i tell my Barber that i want david Lynch hair without a photo of david lynch

"old-fashioned"

how do you not have a photo of david lynch

What theory? I'm just saying because the men in charge at the casino wanna hurt coop but if Bob ends up there he might fuck shit up.

Word is this show is getting canned soon if the ratings don't pick up. 25 YEARS!!

Sure thing, kemosabe.

This would be a fun scene in a different series by a different director.

I kind of hate how everyone fucking needs tv/movies/books whatever to be a social commentary. As if the only way for something to be art is if it has social commentary. Where does this mindset even come from?

I'M BACK
BACK AND READY

This. I have one in my wallet at all times and when anyone asks why I simply respond with LYCNHED

>Where does this mindset even come from?
Postmodernism.

Not like they were gonna make season 4. It doesn't matter. They'll just release it all at once.

I'm pretty sure the ratings don't include streaming which is probably how 90% of people watch it.

Does pissfu have nudes? I need to know strictly for research purposes.

I'm not surprised.

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

MISSOURA

yeah it's been posted here

I can't even remember the actress's name though.

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>Excited for new Twin Peaks
>Start watching it
>Opening not as good as the original
>No comfyness
>weird for the sake of being weird
>it's a convoluted mess
>Short pointless scenes with the old characters
>90% of the show isn't even in Twin Peaks
>dancing midget is now a tree with a brain
>Lucy and Andy have been flanderized
>We have to watch Coop wandering around being retarded the whole time

Lynch has gone senile. Fuck this old kook.

OBLONGOTA!

Don't make me say it.

>he expected the new season to be Twin Peaks and not another Lynch movie

I'll say it for you
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>agent cooper
>not twin peaks
???

Other lynch movies make sense and have characters.

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>he hasn't watched Inland Empire
Besides this does make sense and have characters.

What he means is he doesn't get it so it's bad.

i expect some progress soon plz

>waaahhh the new season isn't what I wanted
Change the fuckin channel fuckface

>this does make sense
Why did the arm change?
Why did they let coop out of the black lodge?
Who was that bitch with no eyes?
What was that tin can floating in space all about?
Why is Coop retarded?
Whats bad coops relation to Phillip Jeffreys?
What was the point of the Ben and Jerry scene?
Why can't Lucy understand how cell phones work?
What the fuck was Dr Jacoby blathering on about?
Why is Lucy and Andy's son so based?
Why was that smoker in the bar such a meanie?

What does Sup Forums think of my new tattoo? My cat Agent Cooper spilled some damn fine coffee and he's not happy about it

You do realize all of that will probably be explained explicitly or implicitly at some point right?

Some of it, perhaps, but probably not.

imagine watching Twin Peaks in 1990

>why does everyone in the dream have a weird voice?
>what did Laura tell Cooper?
>what does the gum thing mean?
>why is James a 1950s biker?
>why is Nadine obsessed with drape runners?
>why is there a lady who talks to her log?
>why is Leland's grief over the death of his daughter treated like comedy scenes?

he really does look like the young dennis hopper

Lynch always explains shit, he just doesn't hand it to you on a silver platter.

Does anyone else really love the new OP?

The transition from the classic Washington nature footage to the ominous red curtains and endless stripped floor of the lodge really captures the feeling of a Part 2.

>Maddy
did you not listened secret diarrhy?

I don't get why that stuff would bother you when twin peaks has always been a murder mystery show. How can you complain that the new season has plenty of mystery when that was the entire appeal of the show in the first place? Or at least a major part of the appeal.

>Why can't Lucy understand how cell phones work?

She's stuck in the past because she doesn't want to deal with the fact that his son died, so she clings to the memories of the past and that's why she has such a violent reaction towards technology (cellphones, modern acs (they even put a fake thermostat there because they didn't want to confuse her and that's why that thermostat never works) and that's why they pasted a photo of Michael Cera on their family pic because it's an actor they hired and Lucy thinks (not actually, more like pretending for sanity's sake) that he's their son. That's why Waldo never visits (he has his life to live) and he came to Twin Peaks to grant them permission to turn his bedroom into a study, so he can "travel around the country" (because he has other shit to do) and this way, Lucy can move on from the pain of having lost a son.

Nobody thought the show made sense then either.
user said it does make sense so I asked him so q's that he can't answer, I just E X P O S E D him.

It's nice, But I hate how it ends before the climax of the music.

>details not being explained 5 episodes in means the overall plot doesn't make sense

This show SUCKS!

>The first few episodes are just fucking around in Twin Peaks, still no real answers as to who killed Laura
>Dumb surreal bullshit like the weird red man in the curtains house
>We have to watch dumb eyepatch lady bumbling around about curtains episode after episode

Lynch is senile! Good luck getting season 2.

god FWWM Donna was best Donna. to think at first i was annoyed that lara just boyle wasn't cast in it

top kek everyone's getting user'D in here.

This is season 3, pleb
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amazing woman

The Richard Horne scene was fucking GOAT. The guy looks very promising.

What was the song during the end of EP5 when coops touching the statue.

rewatching episode 5. so the desolate, post real estate crash rancho rosa housing development = the post-industrial desolation of lynch's earlier work

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thanks babe

as much as I want to see him return to a semblance of his old self, i am enjoying the shit out of maclachlan's performance as brain-damaged cooper

if you liked this, I would reccomend kilimanjaro darkjazz ensemble

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