Shes never been on a date :o

Looks like she has more in common with us than we thought

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mary is a BR?

BR?

Brazilians are known to type 'hue hue hue' as laughter in online games, characterized by the fact that they tend to have shitty connections

Ah, so that's where it came from.

You just know she had that internal conflict while making that panel

I wonder how many dating requests she'll get

She's never been on a date because she's UGLY.

I feel bad for her but she's really not worth it
Just like all of us

DELETE THIS

...and how many of them are going to be on the level of that dude who took pictures of his pissbottles for that /lit/ girl.

She's not ugly, she's just plain.

.... Jesus fucking Christ. What?

Eh, she's kinda cute in a homely sort of way (I'd say she also gets bonus points for having similar interests and a sense of humor). I'd date her.

uh... oh... wow.

She is okay, just dresses poorly and have strong glasses that deforms her face shape.

Also she probably could get some dates with all those lonely men. And if all fail there are bars where girls go to be pampered by men too in Japan but seems like she missed this opportunity Or not but doesn't want to admit that she went to a host bar

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Those are mostly filled with hookers desperate for nonsexual affection

I can't tell if some of those people are women. Eg, dude in the blue shirt looks like someone drew facial hair on a chick

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haha

Honestly, I'm cool with treating other anons like this, it's kind of why we're on this site. But to go out and defile a sweet little ladies youtube channel like this crosses a line with me. This is one of the few times Sup Forums has succeeded at actually disturbing me.

>being this beta

Faggot.

Yeah, it's all shits and giggles until the aspies and other autists on this site try and interact with normal people.

0/10 you tried.

we pretend to be a lot of things as a joke but we ended up attracting a lot of people thinking they were at equals. Like how we used to make offensive jokes because those wouldn't be acceptable anywhere else and ended attracting a bunch of extreme right people or how we shared stories about ghosts and aliens on /x/ for fun but got it filled with real crazy people

Yep. You pretend to be stupid and you attract the stupid people because they think they're in good company :(

Hey but i've been on plenty of dates. And my gf is coming over later today.

I don't know why Sup Forums has this stigma.

Suck it. Can't stop me from pretending to be stupid.

It's always reassuring to know that I'm not the only emotionally fucked person on Earth. At least, that's the reason I've never been on a date.

Of course you don't, you fucking normie.

Am I the only one who envies middle easterners their arranged marriages?

It is a joke. Like "no women on the internet"

So the proper answer to your post is
>So your dakimakura is comming back from the cleaning?

>implying me having been on dates and having girlfriends isn't the result of years of efforts to manage my social awkwardness

I get that Sup Forums is filled with weird people, and I am one too, but if I could find multiple people, and girls to think I'm worth dating, so should you.

Being a weird socially awkward geek actually is attractive to some people.

My romantic dream is about that childhood friendship that eventually grows into love so the Indian arranged marriage would be pretty cool in fantasy.

I bet she's writting this for attention and is actually massive slut that has dozens of dicks in her every week IRL

>implying anyone wants to clean it when they've seen what i've done with it

Not if the person washing is not the same one picking it up. There are laundry delivery services!

>implying the need to reaffirm your masculinity by picking on meek little women isn't the most beta thing anyone can do

Kinda, I also sort of think something went wrong when apprenticeship basically died out.

Who says you're pretending?

Maybe that's why we didn't get a comic last week.

Video related, from the Taiwanese animators.

youtube.com/watch?v=ozGv_UTEQrc

Oh wow, they even had Chad in there XD

I wanna impregnate Mary sensei!

It's amazing Taiwan did a good and accurate report on Sup Forums while American news sites say Sup Forums is the name of some great hacker.

Now you know who is the more reliable news source. Poorly made 3D animations.

Come on man, that dude is both Swiss and friend with a catboy maid.

>American news
>spend all our money on fancy graphics and animations and get the stunt department to blow up a car
>Taiwan
>cut the animation budget and fund research and investigations

I've heard in japan if you're a foreigner woman that guys will avoid you, not to mention she's unattractive as is.

zoomingjapan.com/life-in-japan/about-dating-in-japan/

This is amazing.

Yeah, apparently Japanese dudes are mostly passive betas so foreign women scare them even more than Japanese ones

And you know, they don't speak English.

>snack bars

Is she taking about hostess clubs?

Also if you are a woman and try to move during sex, the men feel gay because you are dominating them.

What a woman has to do during sex is just lay down and think of Nippon.

It's not just that, but it's also the fact that in Japan women are the one making the move, not men.
Foreign women who want to date Japanese guys and yet still don't act beyond brushing up on their looks find themselves dateless, because Japanese girls actively steal the men.

>woman is assertive
>until you actually sex her

That is fucking boring. Also it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.

>Also it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.

If you wanna go down that route, why not consider early iron-age creation myths?

>that little girl in the back
mirin on his waifu

hostess snack bars

I thought those were called Hostess Bars.

Yeah because she's in bits, fucking wreck of the hesperus

I think it is a cultural thing. Western women are used to have the men do the move when in Japan it doesn't happen. Either the girl give some chocolate on valentines or they meet on a group date/are presented by friends.

Also I only got a confused girl when I tried a pickup line...

I wouldn't be so certain. Or else "my hips are moving on their own" wouldn't be such common phrase in porn if it were a turn off.
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>I wouldn't be so certain. Or else "my hips are moving on their own" wouldn't be such common phrase in porn if it were a turn off.
I bet you think japanese people regularly fuck their siblings too.

>lso it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.
Samurais and warriors practiced homosexuality during their training and was considered as a purer form of love, dude.

>those 2 fucking pinoy
everytime

As a fantasy it probably is as common as "daddy" in west.

That's what they're called in Korea, I know that for sure.

t. Air Force veteran

Japan is fucked up. More specifically its work-related practices like these nights out being an unspoken mandatory thing instead of just colleges hanging out.

It didn't used to be this way. Japanese dudes were way more macho and assertive a few decades back.

I blame anime

>In October 2014, Time Out Tokyo polled its readers on their favorite sex positions. According to the results from this admittedly informal poll, Tokyo's residents love doggy style (28.2 percent), followed by cowgirl and 'legs over shoulders.'

If anything the salaryman lifestyle is to blame

Japan confirmed for faggots. Though its no surprised they are so beta due to 1)having a very repressed culture 2)as Imperial Japan trying to swing its needle dick around getting the utter shit beaten out of them on a national level and rebuilt into a less monstrous state

They were also inhuman midget scum without souls trying desperately to be Britain and failing.

But it is bulshit see

Of those three positions, only one is a position where the girl could be leading, and I could show you japanese porn to show you that even then, they don't do shit.

And I could show porn where they do. Cherry picking battle never ends.

The problem in a relationship in Japan is that the woman gets all the money and decides what to do with it so men end up with pocket change and women spend the rest.

It's all America's fault.
Maybe Russia's too.

And China dumped thousands of kanji on their shores. They share in this as well.

Melonpan is more based and probably got more income than 99% of the people in these threads can hope to be.

youtube.com/watch?v=eZgUhN_sF6E

Those damn Chinese. I remember when Japan belonged to the Ainu, things were better back then.

At least they're not BLACKED, americuck.

They could have switched over to something easier to read, but those efforts went nowhere.

>In the Meiji era (1868–1912), some Japanese scholars advocated abolishing the Japanese writing system entirely and using rōmaji instead. The Nihon-shiki romanization was an outgrowth of that movement. Several Japanese texts were published entirely in rōmaji during this period, but it failed to catch on. Later, in the early 20th century, some scholars devised syllabary systems with characters derived from Latin (rather like the Cherokee syllabary); these were even less popular, because they were not based on any historical use of the Latin script. Today, the use of Nihon-shiki for writing Japanese is advocated by the Oomoto sect and some independent organizations. During the Allied occupation of Japan, the government of the SCAP made official policy to romanize Japanese. This policy however failed, and a more moderate attempt at Japanese script reform followed.

So... is that where the Ouran HS host club stuff comes from? Like, is paying people to keep you company and pretend you're interesting that common a thing in japan?

Yes

They also have cat clubs where you can hang around with cats and eat

Japan is very ahead of the rest of the world in terms of commoditized affection

youtube.com/watch?v=KEOxl8fI8d8

>They also have cat clubs where you can hang around with cats and eat
Ok, now the people ones I would feel too awkward around, but this one I want.

Well that is just melonpan. Guys is pretty rich atleast what i have heard and seen in hes videos.

You poor naive fool.

yes

I never understood that.

What's the point of affection if it's forced and paid for?

I don't see the point in a non genuine display of interest. Because deep down you know it's not real.

youtube.com/watch?v=2_PTiL6Zwfo

Oh my god. What a fucking adventure that was.

There's also an owl one where there is an owl you can pet and hang out with.

That's just it, it's because they get NO affection or are such betas that they have to fill the void somehow, even if it's fake. But that just breeds either contempt or keeps the hole open, requiring more. It's really sad.

I blame more their how long they have to work.

It's like that Nedroid comic with the candy briefly filling the hole in their hearts.

The thing I'm wondering is : for such a thing to have become so important in japanese culture, (in cities at least) it means that many people need it. Which is VERY depressing.

Anybody know how they got there?

It's good to know Mary sensei hasn't remembered any of our dates and how they ended. Thanks roofies