What's wrong, can't handle the bantz?

What's wrong, can't handle the bantz?

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Burgers are so scared of Canadian bantz,because we are the only country with enough balls to put them in their place.

>Burgers are so scared of Canadian bantz,because we are the only country with enough balls to put them on our face.

ftfy

>Bantz
You're not Australia

>tfw have truly surpassed ausfags as king of bantz and shitposting

sorry nigel but your time is up, make way for the new kid on the block

I'm more scared of German bantz than I am of Canadian bantz

you guys are just fucking awful. our friends south of the border have much better bantz than you.

I have never seen leafs with bantz, you're just posting shit, obviously.

Leafs will be the first to hang on the day of the rope

At least on the internetz, we wouldn't survive long enough in politics or war.

>cant handle the bantz
>i-its shit!!!!!

ok kiddo settle down now.

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Seems like you're just not wanted here.

Except you elected Justin Taliban and formed a caliphate in Toronto.

wew!


canada bantz: can literally count on one hand the number of times I've been impressed.
(twice)

>insufferable

Yes, I stuttered in online writing, and had exclamation marks.
>Had to make up shit to try the bantz
Nice one, really bringing the bantz now leafy. You're proving my point bantzmasterX2000.

>i-i-i d-d-d-didn't stutter!

its ok not everyone can be a winner in life maybe you will be reincarnated as something more useful like a flea or dust mite.

spend anymore time counting and you'd run out of breath

they can't handle the bantz.

ALL MY UPVOTES ENJOY YOUR GOLD!

The difference is Australian bantz are funny.

Canadian bantz are cringeworthy.

Aussie bantz are clever.

Canadian bantz are predictable and try hard.

trips of truth

>A
>NIGGER
>PRESIDENT

More canned cringe-inducing bantz. Really proving everyone wrong now leafy.

g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go fuck yourself leaf.

Good job mods! Great work youre doing tonight

Canadians are actually the most powerful race in the world, that's why they fear us.

confirmed aussies are bros and leafs are cancer

the mods cant handle our bantz and neither can you considering you were assblasted enough to post

fuck yeah we are lets make a meme out of this

Obvious sliding. Only a retard would fall for it.

>stealing my bantz

weak meme game son

...

It's actually insane the sort of power we wield living in a homogeneous nation, I guess it's lost on mr.62% down south, but we TRULY are immensely powerful!

w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-weak meme game son

Ignore all leaf posters.
Do not reply to leaves.
Ignore any and all leaf posts.

Annexation soon.

We're taking everything except Quebec, fuck Quebec.

good job setting an example fucktard, you just replied to my thread

enjoy your 35 million new democrat voters :^)

Fact. Canada is the best nation on the planet

>leaf is in charge of /cfg/-Memetics
>ignore leaf

K dude

>implying there will be 35 million people left when were done

>engaging in conventional war with a superpower
Try assymetrical, son. They couldn't handle that shit in Afghanistan, or Iraq, and those guys lived caves and barely had education. Imagine the kind of terrorist shenanigans an educated, capable of blending with the locals population can do.

>MURICA announced annexation of Canada
>all government military records burned
>munitions looted
>the entire Canadian military disperses into the US in plain clothes
>within a year the word "canadian" is uttered with hatred and fear