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My ancestors edition

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Mine was piss easy. Then again, it was for an internship.

You did do the smart thing and apply early for an internship, right?

Need a willy up my arse!!!!!!

going to have a wank lads

cregg dude you're chalk full of cilantro

this isn't the student room you cunts

over what?

bored
going to watch some older ashens videos

Aha lads tbqhwy edition

really want him back lads

jap porn

>tfw remeber penny farting gimmick

nye was absolutely shit desu lads
genuinely had a better 2017 new year with you lads
hate my life

*checks url*
ffs

business idea: don't pay your water bill and just walk to mcdonalds for a poo and a shave

>user do you think you are going to shag me tonight? Because you are!

Got an assessment centre in 3 weeks lads

*unleashes a torrential spattering of bloody pooey shitty bloody poo on your leg*
*goes into convulsions*
*one, then a few, then a dozen, then a hundred hairy spiders spew from my gaping mouth in my own lumpy hairy gush and pour into every crevice in the room*
*the biggest spider of all emerges bright red from a newly opened cavity in my chest, soaked in the freshly pumped blood of my purple and swollen heart*
*it makes a beeline for the only weapon in reach (an electric fly swat)*

your move?

Imagine if we went full fash and invaded the Soviet Union with the Germans and got absolutely BTFO ahaha

what happen la

>those hands
Is that a man

lmao gonna have to pay for an ambulance now you split my sides open with that one

this is well characterised. she does seem dirty

aha nice just going to the toilet first
*climbs out the window and runs away*

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Just bought the Hunter on sale on GTA

deck the fucking cunt then deck you

In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.

>240p
>the state of 2008

i don't tell lies son

i don't know lad, if the entire commonwealth helped we'd probably win
>canada and japan invade through siberia
>the raj, aus and NZ invades through central asia

*bangs you out with my flying rocket bike*
heh
nothing personal...

got rejected

Almost had a korean gf in highschool wtf

best film of the century by far

why do you guys always make 5+ /brit/ threads?

read this whole thing for some reason

boo fucking hoo

>continuing to not have something you never had
how sad

hat

this but unironically

wypipo talken bout white flight nigga since when dey got wings

autism

>people are still playing gta v

runts

in terms of blockbusters, then definitely

why do you always send over 5+mil bydlo

doing the so-called "maths," lads

Mental we might go a full console generation without a new GTA game

Can't stop shitting.

Been shitting three to five times a day for the past week.

Not even diarrhoea, just cannot stop shitting.

easily the best film of 2017

This black mirror on netflix is alright lads

good lad

newcunt

playing pubg lads
reckon i could HEEM every one of you at it

you are such a lying twat
post screenshots

Do any of you lads remember this and where it's from?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ip_sf8Pat-k

new gimmick: putting "piss" and "shit" before "bottle" and "jug" in innocent everyday parlance

British culture.

watched it in a lecture theatre at uni which ruined the experience somewhat

every woman who i know who saw this film hated this character

sorry we cant stop people from migrating

NEED me a kiwi gf (male)

>rocket man

Fucking state of Trump

>in two years we'll be in a new decade
errr.. haha...

**chops you up with my propellers**
mong

might have a piss bottle of coke

just wish you lads would stop screaming down the phone in polish on the bus

dish washers are the mostly useless waste of space, time, water and money even for rich households.
because
>you need to use your sink to pre rinse them anyway
>there's a high chance it will leave grime on them
>even at it's best it'll fuck up for dishes and cutlery so you need to buy new pairs to keep them nice
>most big pans, wooden chopping boards and thin glass can't be used in them.
tldr JUST USE YOUR FUCKING SINK

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have to vigorously scrub my eyes with concentrated bleach with every foreign anime general l frequent

Another reminder that girls like bikes and bike lads. Cars are a meme status symbol for the lower class.

alri

we need to cure cancer

what happened

he give ppl funny name haHAH goofy elizebet worren

£190 for train to assessment centre
hope they reimburse me

Need advice on this topic lads.

Behave yourself

do something white people

off to bed now early to sleep early to rise early to eat all the blackberry pies x

>I can see hands, must be a guy!

stack properly and you don't get these problems desu

ever tried telling them to shut up?

the Romsey express?

its a woman that exists solely to make her man happy. Of course they hate her

anime

alri

We never will, it's Nature's natural version of population control

How do I know if it's time to clean up and wash the dishes?

I look into my pants! If they got dick in em, that means it's not time yet!

Been having constant panic attacks for a week or so about my job interviews in two days.

Can't be fucking dealing with this lads.

have you tried drugs

nah lancashrire
didnt get the job in romsey

i mean anime

it's nearly 4am you complete kfc bucket

Big hands are what traps have

Need me a holo gf. Reckon that even if they cost as much as a car, it'll still be cheaper than a real woman in the long run.

#scared

ah yes, the tax on mongos who never learnt to drive
love it

Not since New years eve.

better than 5am eh got work anyhow can snooze there

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