FUCK BEES

BRAD BRAD BRAD

WHY A SHITPOST, user-KUN???

Training Equipment
Groceries
Doctors
Books
Woman

Computer
Internet
Windows
Doctor
Groceries
2 plates
Training Equipment
Sexfemme

can i choose a younger woman?

>allowed to torrent
>no internet
Huh?

This may have been difficult if you said to pick 3
The internet is a separate option

10 is too many. Should be 5. Force some hard choices.

easy

Can the girl be exactly the same, but have black hair?
>Gamer
>Is a pedo faggot
Noice

Whore
Computer (who would pick the consoles?)
Windows
Internet
Groceries
Workout Room
Doctor
Drinks
Nice Furniture

No guitar or musical instrument in there. Sad!

Also, windows best choice

not a pedo bro
boy can be 18-24

has to be twinky tho

computer
internet
tv
windows
groceries
3 drinks
30 books
doctor
woman
training equipment

This is incredibly easy

you would turn into a creep/crazy fuck real fast with the window tho
just starting to see patterns and shit

window
furniture
groceries
doctor
sex woman
books
weights
sports room
internet
computer

anything else is dumb

lets do this with 3 options only (you do it too):

of course computer+ internet. that leaves just one option, and i guess id take the groceries. this is surprisingly similar to my life right now.

an alternative take: the glock, the woman and the pen+100 sheets.

No amount of money is worth ten years of solitary confinement. Pass.

ur doing it for free rn.

Computer
Internet
TV
Console
Books
Burger King

^basically my life right now anyways as a shut in with no health insurance so it only gets better from here

Expensive audio equipment
Luxury furniture
Doctors
Sex

I'd rather be crazy with a window than crazy because I haven't seen the sun in 10 years

>choose 10 out of 20
>half the options are retarded anyway

You get to pick half of those? And you get $10 million? How is this even supposed to be difficult?

10 is ridiculous.

If I had to choose 5:
1. Computer
2. Internet
3. 2 Meals of my choice per day
4. Doctors
5. Gym
I could live without the doctors and gym if I had to pick only 3.

>Computer
>Games
>Food
>Sex
>Doctors

Literally my ideal life right there

we're not plants bro
but then see the worlds progress but not being able to be part of it?
sounds like torture to me, but whatever, your choice buddy

what's the name of this image macro? I like these and want to look them up. Dunno if they have an official name for them

>computer for typing
>pen and paper for drafts
>groceries to stay alive

i'll be the one who finishes ASOIAF and 10 other books

Shitpost visionboards shooped by teenage Swedes?

the doctors and the girl could be a form of social contact too

>Needs 5 meals a day and Groceries
FAT FUCK

this would significantly improve my life

r u fat

10 is way too much, I sorta just picked random crap near the end that I didn't feel too strongly about

ascended monk mode

>2 meals a day

Computer
Internet
Books
Groceries
Windows
Workout stuff
Doctors
2 dishes/day
Furniture
Sex (male)

Woman
Drug
Groceries
Internet
Any dish
Computer
Audio equipment
Training equipment
Doctors
Windows

dont need the rest

five:

Computer
Internet
Meals
Doctors
Drugs

ten:

Gym
Audio
Furniture
Windows
Sex

KEK

>drugs

doing drugs while captive sounds like a recipe for depression.

you'd take drugs and doctors over sex?

you need drugs more than sex, and you expect to need serious medical attention sitting around in a row?

how dare you

so take the gun too

this is fucking easy
computer
tv
games
fast internet
2 plates
training equipment
doctors
woman
windows
luxury furniture

do it with 3, its already ruled that 10 was a mistake.

with 3

>computer
>internet
>groceries

my 3 pick:

-drugs
-pen+paper
-doctors

would overdose all day erryday and get saved by doctors, while writting a monumental treatise on every drug on existence.

>while writting a monumental treatise on every drug on existence.
doit 4 science kthx

I've gone without sex this long, besides the sex is only once a week, with drugs every day is an adventure.

can i use the gun to persuade the woman to stay and be my wife for 10 years?

add doctors to perform the abortions.

Pick only 3... for your worst experience

1. Internet - no computer so this is useless
2. Gun - I will be tempted to commit suicide
3. Doctors - they only come if you get a medical problem, which would be my suicide if I botch it and I'll have to live out my stay with brain damage or try to kill myself again

didnt terrence mckenna do something like this?

>gym
>2 meals of health shit
>sex once a week

i'll come out as the ultimate chad

drugs constantly with no new experiences in the real world is literally the worst trip ever.

>furniture
>windows
>burger king

just get fat for 10 years with no way to entertain yourself

Alcohol
Computer
Drugs
Internet
Burger King
Room Service
Groceries
Gun
Swedish food
How is this hard I can't even pick ten?

why can't i get a less attractive woman 3 or 4 times a week or on an overnighter instead?

Kind of a no-brainer.

my patrician 3 pick:

-books
-hi fi audio
-pen+paper

would get the best literature on classical composition, and the complete works of beethoven to study and dissect them to then write the definitive Symphony of Humanity, a 3 weeks long piece of symphonic and enlightening bliss.

maybe. i think alexander shulgin did though.

Things won't change that much in ten years. I just visited my home down for the first time in a decade, and it's almost indistinguishable from the way it was when I left it.

The critical part about having windows is the incoming light. It plays a critical role in producing vitamin D as well as maintaining a schedule. Plus, the differing weather would add variety to your days. The enemy in this scenario is boredom.

Stupid easy and it would probably be a life improvement for half the ppl here myself included.

1. Computer +
2. Internet - it covers half the other choices making them even more of a luxury.
3. Windows - Being able to see outside is a huge moral boost. Will do huge amount to fight off depression.
4. Hot sex lady - Human interaction
5. Doctors - to cure your aids from hot sex lady.

That leaves you five more.
You pick 1 of the exercise rooms.
You pick 1 of the extra food items. Groceries or any dish are probably the best.
You pick 1 of the extra entertainment packages even through your computer covers most of it.

Leaves 2 left for even more food drink/entertainment options.

Avoid the drugs since doing drugs alone wont end well. Modern luxury furniture is probably a waste too. Ikea is good enough since you can get new shit every time old shit breaks.

NEW FUCKING CHALLENGE

I'm surprised people waste their choices on things encompassed by the computer and internet connectivity.
> Online books
> Applications like Wordpad, Notepad, etc...
> Steam and its collection of games

my biggest concern is about getting out. Is $10 million really worth losing this paradise? The relationship with the woman will be better than what a lot of people get, especially averaged over the course of a 10 year relationship.
I think the furniture one at least implies extra comfort compared to "basic furniture". A good bed - and computer chair - is important.
Books I get because I wouldn't want to read whole novels on a computer, this is a matter of preference to an extent though. Similarly as a matter of preference it'd be easy for me to give up consoles, the exclusives wouldn't be worth it.

For me I also would pick paper since you have so many options and I'd like to draw a lot. Physical drawings are much more rewarding to me than anything I do in Photoshop.

>my biggest concern is about getting out. Is $10 million really worth losing this paradise?

With $10m you could keep living like this.

10 is too much
doctors
sex lady
alcohol
2 plates of any dish you want
games
tv
computer
internet
window
groceries

don't need training equipment to stay in half decent shape, internet and games will hold my interest just enough, probably still drink myself to death or get swat teamed 2 years in

...

that escort would get expensive fast, I also couldn't live at the Trump World Tower

Do groceries include nonalcoholic drinks?

I don't think I'd want to leave after 10 years if I got all that though

1. 2. 3. kys
Pick any and all

you don't get nonalcoholic drinks with your groceries?

Just making sure. Says 3 kinds of drinks as an option, didn't know if that was exclusive to alcoholic.

There's a lot of luxury shit to fill in after the essentials, so you may as well pick some options that'll get you off the computer for at least a few hours a day.

internet computer groceries
couch man
shaniqua

>This woman will visit you apartment once a week for 1 hour to have sex with you
will she also let me lick her feet?

...

thanks for the (You).

>letting $10m sit there
Even investing in a safe index fund or something would make you more money than you could spend if you're living like a single shut-in NEET who pays for an escort once a week.

Trump World Tower is probably out of the question, but you're a shut-in anyway so who cares?

BEES?

I chose the exact same except books instead of furniture. You can't underestimate how important windows would be to staying sane for ten years.

id only take the weed and on some occasions the lsd. fuck the rest unless im really in the mood

Internet & PC 2
Chick 3
Bag of groceries (I love me some cooking) 4
Luxury furniture 5
Audio equipment 6
Drinks (beer, milk and tea) 7
Doctor 8
Windows 9
TV

But to be honest. This might seem sweet but I would not spend a decade in there for 10 million

I don't really go out much and am not that social. The most concerning thing about this is that it's an absolute that I can't leave for 10 years. Even without the 10 million it's a pretty sweet deal. You live luxuriously for a decade with complete financial security. No worrying about bills or having to work.

You can get physical contact with the prostitute, and socialize over the internet.

Seems like a pretty sweet deal. albeit for 10 years, 10 million doesn't seem like much.
The biggest problem for me would be that going out for a walk is one of my most essential activies for brainstorming and stress-coping and it would be pretty hard for me to have to give up on that. Even the treadmill wouldn't be a replacement.
But still, seems like a decent deal. I could get used to it.

VR could be counted as a PC periphery.

Talk a nice VR walk through Central Park or wherever, while on the treadmill.