Be me

>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>boy, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!

>be me
You're saying you can be someone other than you?

hot as fuark what was the name of rhe cop m8

Spanish people are gay. Even their languAge is gay

The Spanish are very homosexual, like the French.
However, the French are historical allies of ours, so it is okay.

>be me
>Never have this happen because I'm not a degenerate drug user.

Spanish and Italian sound almost the same to me.

bump

You know fucking man ass is against your religion, yes?
You ARE orthodox, yeah?

I'm pretty sure I've seen a Russian make this thread multiple times now
What exactly is your game?

He likes buff, sexy men.

>Russia
>current year
>religion

dude we all have the same language

>be me
>see this identical thread a few days ago
go to bed Russia

Edgy faggot from Sup Forums10
Don't bother.

I need pills to sleep

>FPBP BTFO OLD SCRATCH KING OF ALL BANTZ OF MY GOD GTFO OP YOU HAVE BEEN REKT

Kill yourself

I always thought Castilian sounds gay because of the lisp.

All Romanian languages sound gay

>romanian

Romanian is gay. But Romance languages make lots of babies.

Yes, I meant Romance languages

I always knew russians were closet faggots

if you really have heroin in your system then I recommend you take the "get out of jail free card" the cop is offering you. even though its not really free ;-)