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Friends for life edition

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sue

sophie

don't like seeing women cry

sick 'stash

I might become a Priest or a Father one day. I'm not Catholic, but it seems like a good back up job if I become homeless. They'll give me a free house and pair of clothes. It's part of their duty to help the poor

The BBC think this is worthy front page news. The fucking state.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42542640

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Computer made the gurgling noise again
Going to turn it off now

bird on the left is way better looking
sophie just seems like a weirdo desu

anime

to the tune of batman
willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy bumwank

How do we fix the scourge of white terrorism lads? I say we ban their ideology from public spaces while deporting them all back to their home countries.

What's your favourite Disney cartoon

A girl hugging you is a good thing. She wouldn't have done it if she had no interest me. This isn't Britain where ever council flats dwelling chav scum gets knocked up by her 15th birthday, girls here actually have some propriety

obvious false flag, only a demented leftie would murder police officers

little mermaid
tarzan

>this delusion
lol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence

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oh my days
im glad my virgin days are behind me, cringe so hard thinking about how i used to think like this yank

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Beauty and the Beast

A hug is a death sentence lad, sorry.

lad I literally get hugged by every girl I know. Its a fucking greeting to them

need a 17 yr old namibian bride

>tfw you never knock up an Argentine 18 year old

the harem

youtube.com/watch?v=FpInYtkMj8g

Star Wars™: The Last Jedi™, a Disney™ Star Wars™ Saga Story, starring Mark Hamil and Luke Skywalker™

Now in Theaters

Would love to beat this ugly mong's face in to a bloody pulp

Apostrophe

>implying its the white argentinians getting pregnant at 18

hitting a woman isn't cool and isn't clever mate - i'd much rather punch the mong spamming her

>Mum goes to a really nice Italian deli and buys ~£100 worth of stuff for New Year's Dinner
>Puts a tonne of effort into cooking a lot, lays out all the cold meats, cheese and everything
>I wake up at 4pm, can't eat and go back to bed, missing the whole thing

Feel pretty bad lads, but at least I've got enough left over mortadella and parma ham to give me gout

Hat

Im a feminist i treat men and women with EQUAL contempt

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#England_and_Wales

ummmm sweaty

Wow and here I thought /brit/ was full of workshy benefit scroungers, turns out I was wrong, there is no unemployment on /brit/: hating is a full time occupation here! And I suppose this message she sent this morning was just her way of putting me in the friendzone as well?

Fucking faggots.

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CE

dont care

inspiring

According to rorke, this is still a guy. Baffling.

gf started crying yesterday in a restaurant for no fucking reason

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FOY

anime

I'm not saying she doesn't like you but ffs lad a hug is like shaking hands to a girl

just cleaned the bog lads

there probably was a reason

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Does she still have her willy?

pooime

asked her and she said there wasn't, was absolutely fine 5 minutes later

listening to Frank Ocean

>she

congrats, she's pregnant

its cos you forgot to wish her a happy chinese new year

the site is broken on mobile

AHAHAHA
love how he's waving round this message like it's a prize or some shit
even my girl mates always send me heart and kiss emojis, that message means absolutely nothing, nor does a hug hahaha
you've not even kissed her mate, pipe down until something actually happens

>Argentinian

FOY

worthy of the trips

oh god the virgin mong who fancies his therapist is back
"fell asleep" but she was chatting to another lad for another 2 hours

On her period lad

>girl mates
You gay lad?

banter

buy "the chan"

what the fuck crypto is easy
why didnt anyone tell me this

brb, about to dump £10k into it

Lad, she hugged you and then fell asleep before answering you. I've had girls literally sit up until 6 in the morning talking to me becasue they liked me so much.

have always used a condom apart from all of a good 10 seconds so that would be unbearably unlucky

she's also on the pill

actually, i didn't (and she's not chinese)

is not, that was a week ago

Are you really such mad? It's no funny.

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the absolute state of you what were u on md?

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or update your damned phone to the latest version

Had a bit of prop

shut up Shut Up SHUT UP

mum came home with her bf yesterday afternoon
she is still with him
she was also with him for 2 straight days prior to new years

good grief

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

definitely not its an iphone so if you update ios it slows down to snails pace messes up the battery and forces you to buy a new phone but unironically its not a conspiracy i havent updated ios for nearly 2 years and my phone is as fast and the battery is as good as it ever was

her fanny must be red raw

my condolences, when did your father pass away?

*repost from other thread advice needed!!!*

was with this girl the other night and i think she was well into me, wouldnt stop kissing etc and showed me to her mates she also didnt seem too drunk at all. i got her number and messaged her happy new year and she replied with a heart and Xx and now im not sure what to say to her

wanna take her out but dont know where someone help me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pro-tip: if a pussy wants you, she's gonna show you attention. How you interpret her advances of the rules of engagement. Some women are brazen and provoke, others are shy and subtle in their warfare. Love is war, and you need to be smart. I counted them all, and I've banged 709 different bimbos. I was like a field-marshal in my strategy of getting them into the bed. Different days, moments, and outfits called for different strategies. Only a handful of them could compete with me mentally on the battlefield of love...those are the conquests i remember the most. One of them was my ex-wife desu. I never use the term friend-zone. There are no friends in war

im a self made man

gonna go for a little cruise tomorrow morning down to cheddar gorge
get there for just after sunrise

twice divorced

good for her desu

lost my temper with the last mission of max payne
kept shooting the wire but it wouldn't break
send the disk flying and watched the last cutscenes on youtube, fuck it, nobody's going to quiz me and ask if i actually technically finished it with my own controller.

lads what do you reckon the world will look like in, say, 25 years?
how much do you think technology will have advanced?
what will cities look like?
what will phones be like?

Lease an audi with it

benefits of updating: the website wont be broken on mobile any more

everything and everyone will be long gone

i'd assume someone was a poof if they said honey desu

Whites will be living on reservations, fighting for scraps to stay alive

if im a gay should i read relationship advice for men or for women

which is more relevant

Sell ETH and get XRP

Milton Keynes will be the global capital

oh be quite

off the smokes for the new year lads

Same as now but with more techno gimmicky crap and more pakis