/v4/

czterej pancerni i pies edition

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Should I kill myself? my mom didn't have the willpower to do it at 16 weeks and here I am now.

bost what you're listening to rn
youtube.com/watch?v=wNezNo60_Nw

>there was a czechoslovak TV series based on the book Roadside Picnic (which is also an inspiration for the STALKER games) in the 70's called "Návštěva z vesmíru"
>it was destroyed after it's premiere by the censors
>no copy of it exists

We could have had a czechoslovak adaptation of STALKER if it wasn't for those damn commies

protip helium is the way

unironically
youtube.com/watch?v=PFyMhNZB-lc

damn this is a really nice ASSAULT GUN

>tfw no assault gun gf
what to do?

Shame

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hello, friends

youtu.be/DotwLb_cNkY

Why are commies such scum?

youtube.com/watch?v=zPcqr3Aqw40

ummm this is a really nice SELF PROPELLED ANTI AIRCRAFT GUN

:D

hello litwin, did you take any pictures?

do continue

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Your computer's ass is being lewdly probed by the Ukrainian virus good old Hirojuki installed about a week or two ago.

Comes down to your very bad choice of adblock software, desu.

Fucking Hiroshimoot

nothing of worth

>try to switch internet provider
>site is blocked
Is it like this in /v4/?

nothing blocked here

I hate evrything

same
but not really

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I don't hate you c:

thats pretty dope even tho I don't understand a word

You wouldn't even if you were a native speaker. The lyrics are more like abstract poetry.

Hey so am I allowed

Only if you put on some makeup.

>That fucking flag.
Apparently, we were inverted Indonesia with a side of Thailand at some point.

No, seriously. Where did the Chinese pull that one from?

>fm.rtvs.sk/player/
thanks to whoever posted this the other day, i've had it on since

B U M P

Prostate stimulation my ass, that shit dont work, all i got was a sore asshole and shitty orgasm

what did you use

maybe you aren't doing it right

oh wow

Egg vibrator and a prostate stimulator

I honestly don't even care, the toys get covered in shit, ass is covered in lube and i've got cum all over me, the cleanup is a fucking nightmare and its just not worth it for a slightly more intensive orgasm

And what the fuck am i supposed to do with all these fucking sextoys god fucking dammit

Maybe stop being a faggot and learn how to use one properly.

are you a real fag or a larping fag?

Lol!

>mfw /v4/

Fuck that, no foreign object shall enter my ass from now on

I'm not a fag, I just heard about prostate orgasms and how great they are so i was a little curious and bought a few

But it just feels like im taking a shit backwards when im putting it in and pulling it out hurts like hell

God fucking dammit i am such a fucking degenerate, i've been jerking it to shemales too i fucking hate myself i should just end it

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fag

That's your problem, you're a bad degenerate. Good degenerates know how to do these things.

Maybe you're right, i may actually be turning into a fag, i jerk it off to gay porn sometimes but only to the ones where i cant see their faces

I should either cut my internet connection or my throat

I dont want to be a degenerate, i want to raise a fucking family, not sit in my parents basement with a finger up my ass (literally)

You don't turn into a fag, you were already fag, except you never realized it. Maybe you should pay homovak a visit?

No, the internet turned me into a faggot, i used to nasturbate to straight amateur porn, what do i jerk off to now? Tranny latex fisting orgies

Fuck the internet, it ruined my sexuality

Relax. You did something strange and didn't like it as much as you thought you would. Shit happens. That doesn't automatically mean you'll host a 10 men gay scat orgy in your parents bedroom next week.

Also realize that many people (also those with family) do way, way stranger stuff.

You fucked up by doing it while your ass was full of shit and by putting something in your ass that's too big for your ass to handle.

t. someone who's been sticking a finger up his bum for fun since teenagehood (never fapped to traps nor gay shit though lol)

Thats great i understand, but please tell me what the fuck do i do with all this shit

checked

also pic

Why the fuck did you buy all of this? Maybe stop using it after not shitting for 2 days.

Start by explaining to me what the fuck these things even are kek

Also...are you sure you tried to stick something into your butt just one time out of curiosity? Pic looks like the equipment of an experienced degenerate with plenty of butt-experience.

I got a little carried away and the sex shop i ordered it from had a sale

Damn, maybe get a gf then? You won't need these if you do.

I doubt that. I fap 15 years or so and its still hetero stuff.

The rightmost thing is an inflatable buttplug, pic related is how big it gets, never used

The thing under it is prostate stimulator

The thing on the left is the vibrating egg i mentioned before

I did butt stuff like 3 or 4 times in 2017 and it was shit every time

working on it

Quintessential Czech post, trips confirm

how much did you spend on this? it's not too bad if you didn't spend an insane amount. less of a waste than alcohol.

Well I can see now why you never wanted to actually use that.

On the plus side, you could use half of that stuff on your gf so at least you don't need to trash it all.

Also you probably like the idea of butt stuff but are either doing it wrong (which would explain the pain and the shit) or simply don't like it.

Must have been like 150-200€, it didnt cost much, but its still a waste of money

Yea, it could be fun to use on gf, youre right

I'm pretty fucking sure butt stuff is not for me

well, I won't be surprised if I see you post about you using these toys a few weeks/months from now.

We'll see, they definitely wont be getting used on me though

test

sure they won't...

Maybe it's like with porn. After you came you think "wtf have I been fapping to" and delete it but the next time you're horny you regret it. Let's see what happens the next time you get horny.

I want to delete my porn, but theres so much rare shit in there that i know i wouldn't be able to get back, it seems like a big loss

Maybe ill delete it once i get a gf

The kind of stuff that makes you want to put objects into your ass?

could you divide it into categories and tell us what type of shit you have?

That too

No, im in my bed right now and it would be too much work anyway

go to bed then and stop putting random shit in your ass.

Im already in bed you fucking yank learn how to read

yes, but you clearly aren't sleeping.

Yeah well good night then

work in 3 hours
gg procrastination

still falling asleep in chair at your computer?

>No, the internet turned me into a faggot
no it didn't

yes it did, you jew

>be straight
>look up gay and shemale porn
>fap to it
>"wtf now I'm gay, it's the porn's fault"
that's not how it works

you don't really have to look up gay and shemale porn in order to have contact with it on Sup Forums

but why would you be aroused by it unless you're already gay?

at first you find it disgusting, then you get used to it and then you start to find it arousing

so do you find it arousing?

no, i'm not at the stage at which czech user is

sad nigga hours

youtube.com/watch?v=1YtRuAd7ti4

youtu.be/FnfnqIg6nKI
absolute politkino

is it possible to reverse the effects?

maybe yes

is there also a stage where one stops liking women?

Can Poles, Romanians, Lithuanians and other trash kindly leave our country?

yes, it's called being gay
what are you even asking?

no

you're right, Pakis and niggers are much better. Kill yourself you dumb faggot.

probably
no

I'm trying to understand this guy's logic.

Should I get shitfaced now or wait for today evening?
Doing both is unfortunately not an option.

Tonight, I want to see your shitposts then.

My shitposts are nothing good, bet you'll get out of me is an anime girl.