Who is your country's best friend?

Who is your country's best friend?

pic related obviously Canada

sure we had our little spat 200 years ago but we've been best friends ever since

May these gates never be closed

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Go fuck yourself, you fat fuck.

DON'T MAKE ME TAKE YOUR FUCKING LAND, LEAF

kys cuck

Lmao
I like most Americans (most are retarded on here though)

You see best friends

North pole obviously.

Estonia
Havent seen him in a while now, hope hes alright ; ;
I just love Estonia

uh no ours is fucking UK.

canada is the weird neighbor

How would you feel is Russia took them back?

I visited Canada once and y'all were quite nice to me, so cheers for that!

Love you too 'murica

Based STRAYA of course.

Isn't it France?

>not choosing France
Didn't France arm your revolution and give you the statue of Liberty?
Didn't you save their asses in 2 World Wars?

Canada has done so much more for us
>Allies for WW1, WW2, and the Cold War
>give us oil
>largest trading partner
>Rescued Americans during Iran hostage crisis (UK did not)
>housed our NORAD defense

name one thing UK has done for us that Canada has not

America is the best country in the world!!!

>tfw their best friend is NZ and not you

They may be our oldest ally but not the best ally

Invaded Iraq?

Just for you, dog fucker.

I'm with you.

Fuck Canada, fuck France, it's the UK. Not even close.

I would fight Russia to get him back

FUCK YOU LEAF.

YOUR NOT GONNA MAKE ME CRY.

Always.

Any country willing to let the Red Chink out of our seas.

Yes France is old friend very good. Not best tho. No shame. Still love France.

Fuck canada

So us then?

Morocco.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroccan–American_Treaty_of_Friendship

Fuck Canada

I've literally been upset here. But you have

Iraq was the biggest mistake we have ever made

We should have listened to Canada and France

That fuck Blair did a disservice by coming along, if the UK hadn't signed up the whole thing would have seemed less legitimate and the world would be way better off today

checked for great justice

what about Japan?

just because they allowed some ship in before anyone else doesn't mean that much

what have you done for us lately

I hate Canada. It's like shittier america.

>A FUCKING LEAF

lmao
implying were friends
fatty
eat some cake fatty

Japan is a good ally and friend, Just Canada is better

If I had a top 5 Allies / Friends of USA it is
1 Canada
2 France
3 Japan
4 Germany
5 South Korea

FUCK CANADA

I like you too bud.

3 of those countries are American colonies

>UK
>oldest enemy
No. Nice try, stickman.

We do actually have an astounding record of road kills.

And by astounding I mean, staggering.

> France is number 2
wtf? why France? why the Fuck are Germany and Worst Korea on there at all? And you Left UK off? You have shit-tier taste. I've got a feeling you're a nigger or a Poo in loo

That would be japan for us actually.

>mfw

you gave me a feel

Its ok, we still have eachother

I love you America.
You will be our best friend forever.

You can be my best friend any day of the week greatest ally!

Israel is no one's friend

Unfortunately we are your bitch, all politicians, Democrat and Republican, even Trump can only talk about how much they love Israel and everything you do, it make me sick

Mainstream media and politicians were shocked when Bernie even dared to say he would be even handed when dealing with you and the Palestinians

Politicians may be bought off by you but I think most of our people have no love for Israel

France aided the U.S. in it's fight for independence.


Worst Korea is a U.S. and NATO ally and interest, we fought a war for them to exist. They make good TVs and Cell Phones now.


Germany, honestly fuck them, they can't be on the list. We had to bring them to heel twice, and then they are set to destroy Europe a third time...


Swap Germany for U.K. and it's a pretty solid list.

You betrayed all of your friends.

Fuck off bong.
Straya and kiwis are too busy throwing the Bantz back and forth at a bar, slamming back Waikatos and xxxx, fosters or whatever those weird cunts drink.
Bongistan is our middle aged dad that's trying desperately to be one of the 'lads' and is making a fool of himself.
Either that or our conservative, recently converted to Islam mom, that keeps calling us to remind us to come home before curfew.

You are our greatest ally and friend. You see there is a difference.

Also, when we hang out with the older kids -leafistan and burgerland, those cunts keep getting us mixed up.

You are literally a parasite country. If we stopped supporting you you would be taken over in a matter of weeks.

the mountain jew and the desert jew together forever

I betrayed no one, it was for their own good.

I see how it is...

Why does nobody like me?

I love you too Canada

I love these. Do you have more?

>I betrayed no one
keep telling yourself that

You killed all reason for being when you made all of those promises to other countries after WW1. Also you lost all credibility as a country after the Suez crisis.

What is this "Friend" you all are talking about?

Canada didn't exist 200 years ago. Your memory must be going...but, then again, it was a long time ago.

stop getting drunk and hitting on all the young girls, maybe stop being a weirdo and doing whatever burgerland thinks is cool, dad.
And no mom, I'm not gonna read that weird book you got from the lovely paki family down the road, I don't care how rejuvenated it makes you feel. You're getting old and me and aussibro are having way too much fun pissing off these natives and islanders.
Though hang on a minute, can we borrow some cash? We owe Chang 50 bux, he keeps shouting us shots... I think he might be planning on getting us drunk and taking advantage of us...

Well fuck you then.

I'm gonna go hang out with Israel is better than any of you lowly scum anyway.

You had native friends but then you gave them vodka and they all died.

Why would you trust the kikes after they funded both sides of the battle of waterloo?

We hate you too.

if you stooped invading and or threatening everyone for like 2 seconds maybe you could find out

Russias report card has the
>does not play well with others
memo every time

the only time Russia seems to work well is in Space where there is no land to be had

I'm glad you do. I hope you will continue to love us even when we take over your country.

and why would I trust you after you broke my heart?

FUCK YOU WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BESTIES AGAINST EVERYONE.

Thats it.

your're my new best friend Russia.

Go fuck a kangaroo and eat your vegemite niggerleaf

>TFW Russia decides to start first moon war for clay.

How could you think we're better friends with Canada than we are with England?

please god sauce

You're right what am I thinking. Islam is your best ally.

Neither of those exist in this country silly goose.

Oh right, but how can you call a friend somebody who cant drink with you?

>promise to gib country in place of turks
>arabs riot
>promise to gib arabs country in place of jews

yeah no.

Look it up for yourself.

...

I don't know why.

Well there have been some problems in space already,

Technically Russian and American astronauts are not allowed to use each other's toilets on the space station

And the Russians wanted to bring vodka on the station but America would not allow it,

that one is our bad, NASA dd not want bad press about drunk astronauts, but really who cares?

Well you kinda enslaved all of your friends. You and Ireland might be friends if alcohol is a concern.

That's because our country's army is doing a lot of long, tense road trips with booby traps and occasional 'hunting trips'

fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!

Just imagine for a second, what would have happened if after your every invasion, from Vietnam to Libya, you would be alienated by whole world with massive propaganda wars against you.

You might not like it. The mc is a nazi who hates anyone who isn't a human in a school filled with lazy animals.

Because we're mates mate!

In 2050 Antarctica will be available.

This one's for you Canada. Our neighbors to the north:
youtube.com/watch?v=3Kg2GPjN0SY
And here's a little something for the Brits too, our longtime allies:
youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9nYqVz2s

>the Russians wanted to bring vodka on the station but America would not allow it
hahahahahahaha

imagine the cosmonauts having to smuggle their vodka into space

I think Peru hates us the least, so them I guess.

Yes, I know, I wish we stayed out of every country except South Korea because fuck NK

It's bad when we do it but it is also bad when you do it

need to support our family.

South Korea is our favorite grandson

Sounds like Rhodesia.

I love and respect all of you guys.
Btw i'm a french frog living in a canadian world. But don't hate me please.

I honestly feel bad for the russians. The cold war's been over for what, nigh 30 years now? And everyone still treats you guys like the boogeyman in the closet