Be me

>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>boy, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!

I need pills to sleep

holy shit me too

If it's one of those amazon girl cops then yes.

Why are Muricans so heteseuxual, it's corny

I would like to gently massage you all over whilst singing gentle lullabys into your ear until you drift off into a cosy sleep, no drugs

Whats up russian user?

wtf I love Spain now

>russian posters

How is this political you cockmongling faggot

Is that beautiful creature white?

Are you a buff cop, baby

oh my god that got sexy fast, maybe i should go to spain.. but I don't mind being dominated as I am low test and have a big butt. Last year I went to Jamaica for the "N ice beaches"

Good shit Russia

is Sup Forums entering a whole new dimension of shitposting?

>Threads that are actually good get pruned instantly by mods but this fucking shit has been allowed to survive this long

>Sup Forums
>freedom of speech
America is so hypocritical, now I understand why everyone hates Amercunts xdd

Sage

>sage
but you bumped the thread, retard

You'ree right Ivan. I have a political reason for wanting to silence your buttfucking fantasies

>low test
How do you know?