It's September 10, 2001

It's September 10, 2001.

What do you do???

Tell my parents not to go to work

kill the jew.

Tell his parents not to go to work

Wait over 30 minutes for a porn video to download so I can jerk off

tell your parents I'm your friend and you're just messing with them

Nothing. If I say something, people will think I'm crazy and won't listen. When it happens, they'll think I was a part of the group responsible. I don't want to spend the rest of my life being waterboarded every hour.

Invest in facebook

('A')7

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go to the top of the wtc

Invest in Sup Forums

Also this.

Telling people what's about to happen would get me in jail because they'd think I am part of it, and it wouldn't help anything or anyone.

Call in bomb threat to both buildings on the following morning

buy tour tickets for the 11th and give the out for free

Do jack shit because I'm 3 and not willing to travel 11k miles just to save some burgers

buy gold options and apple stock

Play video games and watch TV.

Call 911 and tell them saudis are going to crash planes into the twin towers.

Go to school, then play Banjo-Tooie all afternoon.

I mean, that's what I did anyway, but there wouldn't be much I could do to stop 9/11 as a 10 year old. No one would believe a word I said so I'd just use the opportunity to relive my adolescence and play classic vidya.

invest in meme futures

I would secretly planet a bunch of cameras around the Pentagon so I watch the "plane" hit it

Finish planting the c4 to the steel support beams

Would be an interesting short film or film.

Put a bunch of put options on the airlines

Run in front of the world trade center and yell about how terrorists are going to crash 2 planes into each of these buildings tomorrow morning. Then be treated like the hundreds of other psychotic people shouting crazy shit in the city round the clock and be utterly ignored. Then when shit goes down everyone thinks I'm a prophet and I start telling them things about the future. Then when I get to talking about 2016 and tell them that Donald Trump will the Republican candidate for that election year they all go right back to thinking I'm just another crazy schizo in New York City.

make friends with Larry Silverstein

this this

Shitpost the Anne Frank copy pasta on AOL.

This right here.
You will be ignored. And at worst. Arrested for disorderly conduct.
The attack happens, and you are implicated bc you had first hand knowledge

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Sell all my stock.

I don't understand the idea behind this image. It's clearly not shaped like an airliner and you would barely be able to see the livery anyway.

Is that a trash barge on the bottom left?

Create Sup Forums

>get video evidence of the bombs planted inside the towers
>stake out cameras around the pentagon and the field where the other """planes""" supposedly landed

seal prediction and/or make a fortune/fame with my prediction and then use it to destroy both mudslimes and the governments of the world

it's shooped

Those are immigrants.

Tell my friends to stop sperging out over Zelda's new art design.

Invest like fucking crazy in halliburton, lockheed, boeing, and pretty much every other military contractor ever

Hmmm, not much a 5th grader in Illinois could do to stop it.

Take advantage of the knowledge I have, go all dead in the face during class and "prophesize" what's going to happen that day, and the following repercussions.

"All will be well, the president will rally troops on a ship and say Mission Accomplished"

>go to top of tower with HD video camera
>get sick views of the mayhem
>jump of building with parachute

This right here.

do the same as i did on the last 9/10
go to the michael jackson concert at madison square garden

Put these all over Manhattan:

>2001
>HD camera

hold off on halliburton til late 2002

i went back in time and warned everyone but it still happened and that timeline is this one after i went back again and said nothing. this is the timeline we are all in.

the future is full of delays, then it picks up a lot of speed for 30 years then it happened

Nothing because no one would believe me if I warned them anyway.

>What do you mean don't go to work? I don't want to get fired!

Shit.. Sorry man.

Invest in oil futures.

Gather up every dollar I can and invest in apple stock.

Take my meds.

Invest in Google

Call security at the World Trade Center and Building 7 and tell them the building is filled with detcord.

Call US Army General Timothy Maude and warn him that he pissed off the wrong people.

Bring a camera from this time and get some 4k slo-mo footage of the jumpers hitting the pavement.

Get a lawn chair, some popcorn, and a bus ticket.

Dis gon' be good.

tell Kayla my true feelings and kiss her passionately

Make friends with Michael Burry

Get myself a seat on one of the planes that hit the towers and formulate an airtight plan to save the day.

The other one will still hit... but fuck man, I'd be set for life.

Besides, how could I ever justify knowing what I know if I warned everybody in advance? The suspicion would fall on me. I'll take heroism and million dollar book deals over prison, thanks.

>What do you do???

Phone in a bomb threat at the WTC forcing the building to be evacuated.

Ideally? Call in a bomb threat on the trade towers 30 minutes before the first plane is due to crash into it.

Top floors should be evacuated, and once the plane hits, everyone would stay out.

Because it's too difficult to remember which planes were hijacked, to stop the hijackers before they can even board in the morning. Better to save the most severe loss of life.

Stop Jeb Bush

Watch anime.

buy bitcoins

Nothing. That shit happened over a decade ago, no one cares anymore. Why change the past?

You know it never made sense to me why an entire plane full of people would allow themselves to be taken over by a couple guys with box cutters. Surely they could have just swarmed them with overwhelming force.

i'd be more interested in a high res thermal camera feed. that'd be fascinating

This could be a throw away post, or the saddest thing written on this site.

Shit I don't know how I could contact anyone who'd be able to change things, I was 9 and I've lived here all my life. At least I'd call the news and make a very specific description of the attacks, once they happen I'll be implicated and probably interrogated and I'd try to prevent other shit from going down.

you'd get labelled a run-away and shuttled off to some hole to drop acid and talk to a sock puppet

Make a breakfast reservation.

> mfw foolproof suicide while eating tendies

I would make sure Seth MacFarlane doesn't miss his flight

Agreed. I was a 4th grader in southern Illinois.
Who would have believed me?

Bet X amount of dollars afghanistan will be invaded

Buy a 100,000 Bit Coins, buy 99% of the shares in Facebook, and bring a copy of battlefront to sell in 2014.

>Sup Forums is always butthurt about jews doing 9/11 thinking that if the same thing happened today we wouldn't all be circlejerking about the happening

what did he mean by this?

Invest in APPL

Starting probably in the late 60s and peaking in the 70s, airliner hijackings were a common thing. Usually the hijackers wanted money or just to make some political statement and had no desire to die. Airlines and the government decided the best course of action was to just agree to everything the hijackers asked for and arrest them later when the aircraft was safely on the ground.

On 9/11 this was still the typical thinking and policy that they were following. No doubt the terrorists knew that and were taking advantage of it.

Tell everyone a frog god visited me and told me about the events.

I was only 11 at the time so they'd ignore me. Then it would happen. Praise kek.

>bet steve 9 dollars
cashed out nigga, hella 2001

It was a bad happening though.

Play the stock market and bet on sports in Vegas.

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Honestly? Anonymously call in a bomb threat so that the buildings get evacuated but it doesn't raise questions on me.
Considering every bomb threat gets acted on even if it's total horseshit (since 99.9% of them are), it would probably work./

Short sell every airline stock on planet earth.
All of them.

Have fun getting anally electrocuted in Gitmo, conspirator.

Try to create an even bigger attack

Queen D8 to H4.

Checkmate.

Get popcorn so I can enjoy the show tomorrow.
Dress up as a muzzie, go somewhere public and announce the attack in a way that makes me look crazy and people will disregard until it happens.

cause it changed everything

it began the age of happenings

start recording and get the best shot possible of the first plane so i can cash in on that news money

nothing
i wait till about 1 hour before the first plane is going to strike then enter the building and pull fire alarms everywhere
then move to the other tower and do the same

hopefully the buildings will be pretty empty when the planes hit

Short the stock market about 10%.

Then re-buy the next day after it has lost 10% and it rebounds up 20% over the next few months.

Easy 30% profit

Camp ontop of the towers with signal flares dressed as an orthodox jew and guide the planes toward the towers the next day.

Drive the conspiracy nuts crazy

Tell everyone at work how I hate Muslims so fucking much, be called a racist, and then wait for the next day

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9/11 basically convinced me to have a parachute on me at all times.

Yes, I bought one, it's a slim backpack thing. I keep it at work (I work in a highrise, game development) so if shit ever goes down and you absolutely have to bail out of the window, at least you have SOMETHING.

I take it as carry on for every flight too. Just in case, I can bail before we crash land and everyone eats fire.

Since there's literally nothing I could say or do that would stop 9/11 from happening I would probably do two things with my life:

>cash in on the housing market crash like The Big Short
>do sports betting

user if this is true...
Im sorry man...

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