Donald, I said you could borrow my turtle, not keep it

Donald, I said you could borrow my turtle, not keep it.

Give me back my turtle Donald.

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I'll wait here for my turtle. You said you'd give it back Donald.

Poor Jeb, he's never gonna get it back.

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that image is an edit, right?

Anyone read the story about the kid who worked at the bohemian grove? Jeb literally had a tantrum because he couldn't have a milkshake

Yes. Here's the real one.

youtube.com/watch?v=IuyzkmEkR8I

The Jeb memes are funny but they make me sad at the same time. Sup Forums absolutely fucked him up good.

I like the Cruz memes better. These just have a depressing taste to them, even though his family has caused so much damage to the world.

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I am convinced it's only Sup Forums and a few new outlets that keep Jeb into relevancy.

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He's a funny guy

I got to meet the guy once. He seemed so chippy and happy back then.

I miss Jebposting. I can't stand Ted Cruz's face.

Let's whip up some guacamole in the guaca bowle!

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I made a huge mistake...

Pls no bully

I really miss seeing Jeb. He was like the sort of personality a kid would give to a stuffed animal.

Did you get a turtle?

I love you OP. You've made me laugh. Which I really needed today.

Well you are gonna need it tomorrow too when you remember you are from New Zealand.

The whole turtle thing still makes me chuckle.

10/10 zinger
nz guy on suicide control

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It's such an amazing thing to see. Sure BEING president comes with a lot of slander but you're one of the most powerful people in the world.

In the pursuit of such awesome power you risk ending up like...this.

I miss Jeb memes.

>Be me
>wake up in the morning
>feel depressed and empty
>pull out loaded .22 handgun and stick the barrel in my mouth
>suddenly remember today is Sunday Funday
>smile rushes to my face
>put gun back in drawer
>not today
>run downstairs
>Columba is standing in the kitchen
>"Buenos Dias, Today will be an extra special Sunday Funday because I invited one of your friends over to join us!"
>she points to the kitchen table
>Donald Trump is sitting at the table pouring cereal into my favorite guacabowle
>"Good morning, Jeb. I like your pajamas" says Trump
>realize I'm still wearing my one-piece footie pajamas with turtle patterns
>"h-h-hi Donald"
>embarrassed
>"Hey Jeb could you please bring me the milk?" asks Trump
>take milk out of refrigerator and walk towards table
>trip on my toy turtle I left on the floor last night
>fall down and spill milk all over the floor
>lying in a puddle of milk
>Columba screams "ay dios mio, Jeb! I told you to put your turtles away after you're done playing with them!"
>she takes off one of her shoes and begins spanking me with it
>curl into fetal position
>start crying
>Columba tells me to go upstairs for 15-minute timeout
>run upstairs
>get my gun
>aim it at my head
>pull trigger
>wake up in hospital 3 days later
>Donald Trump sitting at the foot of my bed
>ask him what happened
>he tells me the bullet didn't kill me
>"how could I survive a headshot point blank" I asked
>Donald Trump smiles and says:
>"The bullet you used was low energy"
>mfw

plz no

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We love you jeb! I sincerely miss that guy. Donald Trump has been getting old for some time now. After there are no more people for him to pick on what do?

The magic and fun from the primaries is gone. This isn't a good time time anymore. Everyone around here was so chipper and happily had banter with shills.

Now everything is super serious. The memes has been replaced with vitriol and poison. Shills aren't fun anymore. Hillary isn't even a fun memeable opponent. She's more underhanded and takes more cheap shots than Rubio and Cruz combined.

What happened Sup Forums?

this is great

This is unfortunately true.
We've gotten so caught up in memes, that we aren't really handling the seriousness of an election. It's an awkward stage where everyone wants it to still be the primaries, but at the same time wants Trump to just win already.

I'm sure there's some way to make Hillary Memeable.

Uhh-uh, uhhh, nope!

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I love you Jeb.

It's on it's way on it's pace, Jeb

>my turtle
Alex Jones has it now,
and he's not givin' it back.

What's the turtle meme?